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A SOLDIER'S LETTER - 9/14/2005 12:48:27 AM   
goddessDeliliah


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I found this somewhere don't know who wrote it but wanted to share it with you.

A SOLDIER RECIEVED A LETTER FROM HIS GIRLFRIEND, BUT
>HE
> COULDN'T SHOW IT TO HIS FRIENDS, BECAUSE SHE SIGNED
>IT
> "MOTHER'', AND THIS IS WHAT SHE WROTE:
>
> M- IS FOR THE MANY TIMES WE DID IT.
> O- IS FOR THE OTHER TIMES WE TRIED.
> T- IS FOR THE TERRIFIC TIMES WE HAVE.
> H- IS FOR THE HOTEL WE WENT TO.
> E- IS FOR THE EASY WAY WE WENT.
> R- IS FOR THE RYTHM WE HAD.
> THAT SPELLS "MOTHER" AND THATS WHAT I'M GOING TO
>BE IN 9
> MONTHS.
>
> HE WROTE BACK AND THIS IS WHAT HE SAID:
>
> F- IS FOR THE FUCKED UP LETTER YOU SENT ME.
> A- IS FOR THE ASS YOU ARE.
> T- IS FOR THE TROUBLE YOUR IN.
> H- IS FOR THE HOE YOU REALLY ARE.
> E- IS FOR THE EASY WAY YOU GAVE IT UP.
> R- IS FOR THE ROMANCE WE NEVER HAD.
> AND I'LL BE DAMNED IF I'M THE FATHER.
> AND THIS IS WHAT I THINK OF THE BABY:
>
> B- IS FOR THE BABY WITHOUT A FATHER.
> A- IS FOR THE ABORTION YOU BETTER GET.
> B- IS FOR THE BASTARD HE OR SHE WILL BE.
> Y- IS FOR THE "YES" WHEN YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID "NO".
>
> SHE REALIZED THAT SHE FORGOT A FEW THINGS IN
> THE FIRST LETTER....SO SHE WROTE THE
>DICKLESS
> FAGGOT BACK AND THIS IS WHAT SHE SAID:
>
> B- IS FOR THE BEEF YOU HAD WITH ME.
> E- IS FOR THE EATING YOU DID.
> S- IS FOR THE GOOD PUSSY YOU SUCKED.
> T- IS FOR THE TIMES I GOT YOU HARD.
> F- IS FOR THE FUNNY MADE DICK YOU HAVE.
> R- IS THE THE RASH ON YOUR ASS.
> I- IS FOR THE INTERCOURSE THAT WAS BORING.
> E- IS FOR THE ENERGY FOR YOU TO CUM.
> N- IS FOR THE NASTY ASS DOG YOU ARE.
> D- IS FOR THE DAD YOUR GOING TO BE.
> AND THAT SPELLS "BESTFRIEND" AND THATS WHO
>I WAS
> FUCKIN WHILE YOU WERE AWAY.


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