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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 5:14:13 PM   
kittinSol


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Status: offline 		Whatever you use to grease it up do not, I repeat, do NOT, under any circumstances, be tempted to use 'Vick's VapoRub'.

http://www.vicks.com/vaporub-ointment.php

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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 5:17:40 PM   
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ORIGINAL: SubChris2
Not sure because I don't go to the doctor (which is bad, I know). Since I'm about 30 pounds over my target weight and don't eat particularly well I am going to guess it is a little on the high side.

You might just want to buy one of those tubs of "Smart Balance" then, sculpt appropriately, and then refrigerate or freeze, to taste.


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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 5:21:28 PM   
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Status: offline 		There's no need to use grease, it's butter. And why not Vick's?

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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 5:22:54 PM   
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ORIGINAL: RedMagic1

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ORIGINAL: SubChris2
Not sure because I don't go to the doctor (which is bad, I know). Since I'm about 30 pounds over my target weight and don't eat particularly well I am going to guess it is a little on the high side.

You might just want to buy one of those tubs of "Smart Balance" then, sculpt appropriately, and then refrigerate or freeze, to taste.



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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 5:23:40 PM   
kittinSol


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There's no need to use grease, it's butter. And why not Vick's?


Each to their own... .

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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 5:24:35 PM   
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give us a little detail, wonderbread.


Speaking of wonderbread.  Here's a great recipee. Tell your Mistress that after she crams that butter up your ass....to reach around and grab your scrotum and shove you nuts up there too.   Stir it around a little with a dildo.....and *poof*.......out from the oven comes ........BROWNIES!!


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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 5:25:51 PM   
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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 5:26:30 PM   
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ORIGINAL: SubChris2

There's no need to use grease, it's butter. And why not Vick's?


It ruins the taste?

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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 5:27:31 PM   
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Status: offline 		I'm not envisioning a "your Mistress" involved here, Venus.  This feels more like a voyage of self-discovery.

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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 5:27:34 PM   
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ORIGINAL: softness

*puts down the cookies she was about to eat* ... bleugh .. thanks for ruining my nutritious dinner guys


Meh.....just stuff them cookies up your ass, the lower intestine is an amazingly complex organ. But, I will warn you, it ain't got no teeth, so you'll have to 'gum' it, but it has a voracious appetite and will suck up anything you stuff into it like a deathrow cocksucker just before the switch is activated.

It has no couth, you see.

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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 5:28:46 PM   
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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 5:28:52 PM   
lauren0221


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I would be worried about meltage. Do you have any idea how hard grease stains are to get out? If you must, keep a big bottle of Spray n' Wash handy.

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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 5:29:05 PM   
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It ruins the taste?


Hahahahahahahaha!!!!   Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!


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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 5:30:50 PM   
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Par-kay....


I think this is bad advice, the trans-fats..........and you don't want your ass dripping some 'tastes just like butter' kinda jingle at work do you?

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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 5:30:57 PM   
DiurnalVampire


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See, the rest of the world has these things called dildos... good for repeated use and if you are really that interested you can lube it with butter *ick* and it doesnt cost that much more with friggin dairy prices these days...

My 2 buttery-tastin cents
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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 5:32:54 PM   
MissMagnolia


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Status: offline 		Maybe this isn't being done for sexual purposes. Have you horrible, mean people thought the OP might just be really, really badly constipated?

A little understanding please ladies and gentlemen. You might need a little "help" one day. I personally prefer laxatives, but that's me.

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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 5:35:38 PM   
subtee


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Status: offline 		Well that's a "lax" way to go about it then...

[Edited to add: I still love your boobs...what would happen if you stuck a stick of butter in between them?]


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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 5:36:59 PM   
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*blinx*



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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 5:37:00 PM   
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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 5:38:08 PM   
MissMagnolia


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Status: offline 		Oh subtee honey, I could get a case of butter down there and a few pints of milk. They'd just never be seen again.

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