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Messing with online dorks. - 2/16/2008 3:24:16 PM   
YourhandMyAss


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hehe ok, now I know I shouldn't feed trolley types, but I was talking to someone who seemed pretty polite then later on he's like what size are your breasts and I said 48 DD and he's like wow that's hot, and I said well big breasts are not as glamourous as they are painted to be, and I said but I bed you don't want to hear all the unsexy sides of big breasts, he said sure you can tell me anything so I said ok first they get in the way of everything, then when you're not wearing a bra they hang down and cause profuse sweating, then if you're not careful nasty heat sores develope, and finding bra's can be a pain.

he said oh, are they fun for sex? I said well they limit how well doggie style sex works cause they get crushed, and that hurts a lot, and his reply was so no then? I said nope not fun for sex. He says what about Titty fucking, I said well now I really don't see the fun in titty fucking, it's not like I get anything out of it.

I guess those were not the answers he was looking for lol.
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RE: Messing with online dorks. - 2/16/2008 3:32:53 PM   
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48 double D you say......

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RE: Messing with online dorks. - 2/16/2008 3:38:23 PM   
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I had DD when I was inducing and I hated them  I was a C before I started so I  felt like at DD they were just in my  way

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RE: Messing with online dorks. - 2/16/2008 3:38:47 PM   
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wow 48DD that's hot!

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RE: Messing with online dorks. - 2/16/2008 3:42:57 PM   
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Yes I did say:))
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48 double D you say......

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RE: Messing with online dorks. - 2/16/2008 3:44:09 PM   
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LOL YHMA!!!   I love shooting them down in ways like that!


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RE: Messing with online dorks. - 2/16/2008 4:18:07 PM   
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GT I guess I've had them most my life so they're no longer novelties to me. Now other womens breasts yes, they're sexy in my eyes, mine nope, just something I am used to by now.
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LOL YHMA!!!   I love shooting them down in ways like that!


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RE: Messing with online dorks. - 2/16/2008 4:21:24 PM   
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I feel the same way about mine, YHMA ....

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RE: Messing with online dorks. - 2/16/2008 4:23:39 PM   
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GT So you can admire my pair and I'll admire yours*laughs*

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RE: Messing with online dorks. - 2/16/2008 4:27:15 PM   
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Damn...you've got some big titties.
Brrrrooonnnsski!

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RE: Messing with online dorks. - 2/16/2008 4:28:25 PM   
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GT So you can admire my pair and I'll admire yours*laughs*


Deal! *spits in hand for the deal making handshake*

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RE: Messing with online dorks. - 2/16/2008 4:29:42 PM   
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Shaking hands on the deal

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RE: Messing with online dorks. - 2/16/2008 4:31:21 PM   
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Can I admire GT's too? So delightful. Viewing from a distance and platonically of course.

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RE: Messing with online dorks. - 2/16/2008 4:34:29 PM   
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And Aileen1968 should not be left out of the admiration fest.

<thinks: Must stop this voyeurism>


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RE: Messing with online dorks. - 2/16/2008 4:36:27 PM   
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hands sundown a pair of plutonictittyviewing glasses with zoomers...

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RE: Messing with online dorks. - 2/16/2008 4:39:49 PM   
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quote:


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<thinks: Must stop this voyeurism>




Why must you stop?  *wiggling eyebrows*


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RE: Messing with online dorks. - 2/16/2008 4:40:56 PM   
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admire away :)

LOL Christine!  (we gotta add her into the viewing also! she's adorable!)

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RE: Messing with online dorks. - 2/16/2008 5:13:15 PM   
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Another question is...Do you think we should warn them?  I mean...should we have a diclaimer in our profiles warning the trolls of the subtle abuse we may dish out???  LOL oh yah slipped my mind, trolls don't read....never mind...

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RE: Messing with online dorks. - 2/16/2008 5:28:04 PM   
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luvn! ya made it lol lol yer now officially in with the crazies

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RE: Messing with online dorks. - 2/16/2008 5:32:30 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: MrSpectacular

wow 48DD that's hot!


where have you been?  Haven't seen you around... but ooooooo it's good to see you back!

*btw, all she said is TRUE!!!  but forgot about the back aches ... and god forbid you want to actually exercise... there are NO BRAS ...none... sigh... up and down, sideways, round and round... nothing holds them still...yikes

< Message edited by sunshinemiss -- 2/16/2008 5:34:13 PM >


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