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MissMorrigan -> You did WHAT in WHERE?!? (2/18/2008 1:47:21 AM)
A little something to make you smile on a return-to-work Monday morning. Someone sent this link to me and I thought I'd share: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article695249.ece It got me thinking... dangerous thing that... what is the most bizarre 'pervertible' you have purchased for use? Reality and I are always buying items from a DIY store and then adapting them for use as chasity/bondage accessories, so nothing too bizarre there and I've gone on extended hunts for large bags without any airholes in for use in breathplay. I'm beginning to sound vanilla, I need counselling!

GreedyTop -> RE: You did WHAT in WHERE?!? (2/18/2008 7:02:20 AM)
omg.. LOLOLOL

MissMorrigan -> RE: You did WHAT in WHERE?!? (2/18/2008 7:24:33 AM)
Greedy, c'mon, can you imagine that man actually ringing up to lodge a complaint that the 'mannequin seized his penis' and wanted a refund? lol

GreedyTop -> RE: You did WHAT in WHERE?!? (2/18/2008 7:33:49 AM)
sadly, in this day and age, MissM..I can... LOL Personally, had it been me, I think I'd have been too embarassed!

MissMorrigan -> RE: You did WHAT in WHERE?!? (2/18/2008 7:39:35 AM)
I reckon it had to have been a windup. I just can't believe anyone could have been that brazen lol Mind you, having said that, there are such people - like me, for instance! My son was around 14 years of age, we were out shopping and b.c I refused to buy him a new PS2 game he sulked, when a kid sulks they're excruciatingly painful to deal with, so I marched him into a pharmacy and when it was my turn to be served I asked for "the largest tube of Preparation H that you sell as my son is being an immense pain in the arse!" I left him there and walked out. quote: sadly, in this day and age, MissM..I can... LOL Personally, had it been me, I think I'd have been too embarassed!

GreedyTop -> RE: You did WHAT in WHERE?!? (2/18/2008 7:41:29 AM)
LOLOL MissM!! So.. did he quit sulking?? LOL

MissMorrigan -> RE: You did WHAT in WHERE?!? (2/18/2008 7:46:42 AM)
He continued sulking, I kept laughing hysterically even on the way home on the bus. Eventually his tantrum wore off and every time I saw him look at me I saw a little chink in his armour until eventually a smile started to crack that miserable looking face of his! He learned never to sulk with me again though after that lol

GreedyTop -> RE: You did WHAT in WHERE?!? (2/18/2008 7:49:50 AM)
:) I love watching the sulks go away... :)

MissMorrigan -> RE: You did WHAT in WHERE?!? (2/18/2008 7:58:19 AM)
And that's regardless of age! My boy (reality1234) is the world's worst sulker if he doesn't get his way, although his sulks are lessening in frequency and it's hard to stay angry with me for too long in any case - especially when I'm holding something sharp and he can't find his credit card [:D]

lauren0221 -> RE: You did WHAT in WHERE?!? (2/18/2008 8:07:02 AM)
I would not have the balls to complain about getting my bits stuck in a mannequin, even if I had balls. I try to keep my enormous embarassments to myself, thank you. And Miss M - you sound like a very cool mom:)

MissMorrigan -> RE: You did WHAT in WHERE?!? (2/18/2008 8:16:30 AM)
That's really nice of you to say, Lauren. Thank you. If I've made a complete tit of myself, I'd be inclined to keep it to myself especially when it comes to something sexual!

GreedyTop -> RE: You did WHAT in WHERE?!? (2/18/2008 8:39:21 AM)
<-echoes lauren :)

tigerseye -> RE: You did WHAT in WHERE?!? (2/18/2008 1:17:56 PM)
wow...just...wow...it's thanks to people like him that we have warnings on cups of coffee that say "warning: hot" and same here when it comes to being embarassed...no way i could make that call!!! haha

MissMorrigan -> RE: You did WHAT in WHERE?!? (2/18/2008 2:15:14 PM)
And why morons STILL try and sue fast food outlets b/c the hot apple pie or hot coffee actually was as described - hot! quote: ORIGINAL: tigerseye wow...just...wow...it's thanks to people like him that we have warnings on cups of coffee that say "warning: hot" and same here when it comes to being embarassed...no way i could make that call!!! haha

tigerseye -> RE: You did WHAT in WHERE?!? (2/18/2008 3:50:29 PM)
we just need to send all the stupid people to their own little island and leave the rest of the world to people who know the meaning of "hot" or realize where NOT to stick their sensitive bits in

Saratov -> RE: You did WHAT in WHERE?!? (2/18/2008 6:30:00 PM)
[sm=dance.gif] Can we send all the lawyers who would prosecute that kind of case to the island with them? [sm=mrpuffy.gif]

servantheart -> RE: You did WHAT in WHERE?!? (2/19/2008 12:40:16 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MissMorrigan Mind you, having said that, there are such people - like me, for instance! My son was around 14 years of age, we were out shopping and b.c I refused to buy him a new PS2 game he sulked, when a kid sulks they're excruciatingly painful to deal with, so I marched him into a pharmacy and when it was my turn to be served I asked for "the largest tube of Preparation H that you sell as my son is being an immense pain in the arse!" I left him there and walked out. LMAO! I'm definitely going to have to remember this!! [sm=evil.gif]

BlackPhx -> RE: You did WHAT in WHERE?!? (2/19/2008 2:18:48 PM)
nah,...just need to add more chlorine to the gene pool... poenkitten

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