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kittinSol -> RE: I always knew I'd be rich one day... (2/18/2008 4:05:32 PM)

Fingers crossed.




seeksfemslave -> RE: I always knew I'd be rich one day... (2/18/2008 4:13:11 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen
Great news everyone!
As of today, I own a bank - not a big one, nor an overly successful one (but then, thats how I got to buy it). It got into trouble with all this bad credit stuff you know? So my agent bought it up for me - a snip at just a few billion, (or was it a few dozen billion - so difficult to remember).
Lucky, lucky me! E
LadyE: if you are happy then as always I am happy.
So the first thing you can do is send me a cheque for the substantial investment I have with the bank plus interest of course. After all I am not a Muslim. Yet. Thats not too much to ask. is it ?

Note also that its our "friends" over in the Home of the Brave that caused this problem so I am going to organise a first a CM  whip round ie collection to compensate me for the emotional distress I have suffered.

Please be generous beause if you read the Prostate thread you know I deserve it. I'm fading fast.




Politesub53 -> RE: I always knew I'd be rich one day... (2/18/2008 4:14:52 PM)

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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

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ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

*Could someone tell me exactly what a quid is ?



A quid is slang for a pound. A pound sterling, of course, not a pound of lard.


Ironically a pound of lard is probably the more expensive of the two !

Im unsure of the origin of the term quid. It may have come from the term Quid Pro Quo meaning something for something ( I think )  The more likely answer is paper money was minted at Quidhampton in Wiltshire. There used to be 240 Pennies in a Pound, due to their weight.




subfever -> RE: I always knew I'd be rich one day... (2/18/2008 4:17:25 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

Naturally, I know little about banking, so my agent kindly found me someone who does know and we got him for a snip too - just over a million quid a year.


Ron Sandler?






Emperor1956 -> RE: I always knew I'd be rich one day... (2/18/2008 4:19:53 PM)

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  LadyEllen (in reply to faery asking for a loan to buy implants:  no deal! I got my own to play with thanks!

although..... its just not the same when theyre attached to me.....)



FINALLY I figured out what TRANS-national finance means!   Who knew?

E.




RealityLicks -> RE: I always knew I'd be rich one day... (2/18/2008 4:23:33 PM)

I don't think there's any sense of caginess about getting the money back.  A loan has been made and it must be paid back with interest and teh business plan will show that.  Further, while the guarantee is no doubt a huge sum we should remember, it is just that - a guarantee, no more.  Having a govt back you never hurt any bank.

The Tories are all saying it should have been nationalised earlier but we all know, if HM Gov had acted earlier, they would've been against it.  The only real mistake I can see was listening to that bastard Branson, who wanted the best of all possible worlds.  He would have been popular and a great lightning rod for any future mishaps but his offer was below even the latest price and yet still demanded large guarantees.

There may be a case to answer in Europe with regard to state protection but look at where we are: the only ones moaning are the small shareholders and the fundies, both of whom knew from morning that they were investing in a hugely aggressive bank that took big risks. Their greed is being paid out.

If they had run the bank down, they would still have had to guarantee deposits (beyond Govt liability) and possibly increased the likelihood of having to do so. If they had let it fail, who would take up the slack with those sub-prime mortgages?  The same banks who are complaining its an unfair advantage? No way: they could give a fuck who loses their home.

The Govt had no choice but to wait and see if the private sector were going to cover their own avarice and find a solution offering a proper deal.  There's also the prospect that if it went down, the lurking domino effect (because all of the banks have significant sub-prime exposure) would kick in.  That would have massive implications across Europe (which the watchdogs there know) and especially America, because UK banks traditionally invest very heavily there.

My guess is that the contacts Brown has in banking - and there are many worldwide - will make an offer for the bank when and if the current uncertainty recedes. Its not great but its the best deal availbale.  Lenders are protected. Most of the jobs will be, too.  Shareholders can sit tight and watch the price climb. This is just a way-station and not a terrible solution, considering the alternatives.  Meanwhile, they will be listening to offers; there is no desire to hang onto the bank. Its just another outcome of deregulation, for which we can thank Ken Clarke and a rampant greed for profit in the very financial sector which now cries foul.

Meanwhile, there'll be queues outside there tomorrow to put all the money back in.




kittinSol -> RE: I always knew I'd be rich one day... (2/18/2008 4:26:25 PM)

Is it just me, or does anyone else detect a certain irony in that a big private business had to rely on government intervention in order to not sink completely?

PS: well, it DID sink. I mean that Brown had to rescue the investors and borrowers on behalf of the bank.




RealityLicks -> RE: I always knew I'd be rich one day... (2/18/2008 4:31:18 PM)

Well the money involved is funny.  The new CEO makes £90k a month apparently. I sweat over getting a new client who will pay me less than that guy's fucking wine bill!




seeksfemslave -> RE: I always knew I'd be rich one day... (2/18/2008 4:32:03 PM)

KittenSol:No its not only you. Even a right wing bastard like me recognises that the banking system is running wild.
ps Dont expect me to agree with you too often lol




kittinSol -> RE: I always knew I'd be rich one day... (2/18/2008 4:36:14 PM)

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ORIGINAL: RealityLicks

Well the money involved is funny. 



Aaarghh, you just switched Abba on in my brain. Argh, I hate Abba. Argh.

Seeks, I'm delighted that we agree on something, although the current consensus is hardly surprising  ;-) .




Griswold -> RE: I always knew I'd be rich one day... (2/18/2008 4:46:42 PM)

(It's only money....can't take it with you ya know :)  )




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