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parttimehotty -> Vanilla Mistress (2/19/2008 6:37:11 AM)

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away.
His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that?"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce."
"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it means that you don't get any more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Ferraris and Lexus's in the garage and no more yacht club.But the decision is yours."
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.
"Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband.
"Ours is prettier," she replies.[8D]




rukna -> RE: Vanilla Mistress (2/19/2008 8:48:07 AM)

ohh come on she has clearly never heard of alimony




parttimehotty -> RE: Vanilla Mistress (2/19/2008 9:46:39 AM)

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ORIGINAL: rukna

ohh come on she has clearly never heard of alimony


Uh, maybe she's also blonde??




HypnoticDan -> RE: Vanilla Mistress (2/19/2008 9:24:47 PM)

rukna: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prenuptial_agreement




JulieorSarah -> RE: Vanilla Mistress (2/19/2008 11:19:23 PM)

a blonde?
not necessarily she's thinking about the 
waiters of Paris, the pool boys of Barbados, the winemakers of Tuscany, the young mechanics and the deck hands ...

and the amusement she can have at her husband's expense ... who needs alimony?
 
What's good for the gander is good for the goose!




TorqueMint1 -> RE: Vanilla Mistress (2/25/2008 8:55:01 AM)

Seriously, this is my mom and dad lol. Ours is prettier indeed.




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