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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/19/2008 9:49:36 AM

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Hmmmm Ok...call me perverse (well I am dammit so you might as well) but perhaps you could turn that to your advantage. A Challenge of sorts to make you laugh with you trying to withhold it.

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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/19/2008 9:49:54 AM

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I was playing with a professional dom friend during a show, I was watching work another sub over with the flogger. I was just sitting on the edge of the cage watching haveing a good time, when said Dom pointed in my general direction and glared at me. Not thinking, I jumped off the cage as quick as I could and sat down next to it.

on to his beer bottle, the one he was pointing at me to hand to him.

OW.

He laughed his ass off, ruined the scene. I still cant look at a long neck without blushing like a moron.

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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/19/2008 9:55:34 AM

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I was playing at a dungeon with a sub. I am a bit night blind. I can't even see well in dim light. I started to walk across the dungeon to get a toy for my sub, who was tied up. I tripped over the leg of a table and landed flat on my face. Of course, it was my sub's fault.

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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/19/2008 10:01:16 AM

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Silly....

You know they can read your mind..they will have revenge...

poenkitten

Yeah, I know....fortunately, their revenge usually tends towards waking me up by doing 'swin turns' off the bed while I'm (trying) to sleep..

My blooper:
I used to have a gay roomate who was a pain pig. ONe day I was doing a cool down flogging...(the scene had been pretty intense). All I can think is that my arm and hand were more fatigued than I thought... suddenly the flogger left my hand, and the grip end smacked him right on the back of the head...

*sigh*

the good side to that was he said (after we both stopped laughing) that perhaps we could stick to the canes and zippers... *grin*

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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/19/2008 10:03:56 AM

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ORIGINAL: Sunnyfey

I was playing with a professional dom friend during a show, I was watching work another sub over with the flogger. I was just sitting on the edge of the cage watching haveing a good time, when said Dom pointed in my general direction and glared at me. Not thinking, I jumped off the cage as quick as I could and sat down next to it.

on to his beer bottle, the one he was pointing at me to hand to him.

OW.

He laughed his ass off, ruined the scene. I still cant look at a long neck without blushing like a moron.

ROTFLMAO!!

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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/19/2008 10:04:04 AM

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I wanna know what "RED" is all about.

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no, you really don't! lol Trust me on this

Those who witnessed the... event... still bring it up to watch how brightly i blush. ~sigh~ It was humilation play i managed to bring on myself.

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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/19/2008 10:04:34 AM

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Got my then overly long tie knot extensions caught in not only my pets collar but his nippi ring covers as well. When I pulled my head away or at least tried to it led to two yelps one from me and a louder on from him. The snag was close tot he scalp so it hurt even more. I started pulling my hiar back into pigtails and ponytails then if I didn't have my headband on.

my lady managed to lose the master key to my wasit cuff harness while at a club and as a result she or someone else had to accompany me to the bathroom most of the night. Thre is nothing so humbling as having someone have to pull your panties up down and to the side for you.

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I let loose this gnarly burp

I see your gnarly burp and raise you one very loud manly burp and an accidently snort of cum

The best and this one wa sbeyond my control wasqueffing very loudly during a party and having it go over the speaker system throughout the house - There was mic set up to let everyone hear just how wet and noisy my pussy got soemtimes. i could have died right then and there. the saving grace was my Lady turned and said "And thats how you know you're doing the lil slut right.Her pussy just won't shut up."

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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/19/2008 10:07:47 AM

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not sure if it counts as a blooper:

my girlfriend and I were both dominating a female play partner.

after having the sub hung upside down for a while. we dropped her down so that only her head and upper back were on the floor. as we were standing over her my gf gave me a look and I knew exactly what she was thinking and responded with a devilish smile and we both just looked down at the same time. the sub Shrunk into herself more then I could ever imagine being possible. and after some very scared glances darting between the both of us. She simply said "you guys are talking and i can't hear you" in the most nervous tone I've ever heard. My gf and I half laughed Half glowed and just began taunting her with it as we proceeded with our unspoken plan.

anyone who spends any time with us will often here one of us say it in jest "your talking and I can't hear you"

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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/19/2008 10:10:37 AM

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yeah, Skully...but what did you DO? (I know where my mind went.. just curious if I was right..LOL)

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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/19/2008 10:12:38 AM

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Three Bloopers...

...As a Top
Last Easter, I blindfolded my partner, "spreader-bar" tied her elbows, "spreader bar" tied her knees about a foot apart, crotchroped her with a vibrator in, tape-gagged her and then taped an Easter basket into her hand. Then I led her into the living room and removed the blindfold, indicating that I had hidden chocolate Easter eggs all over the living room. Not finding or not retrieving an egg would result in five swats. Naturally, I had some eggs hidden in difficult to reach locations - under the corner of the couch, on top of the ceiling fan, on top of the door jamb. Who in their right mind would have ever expected her to get a wooden spoon and try to jump - WITH HER KNEES TIED - to try to knock the egg off the top of the door. I mean...she would have needed a 40 inch vertical jump even with the spoon. Well...she came down wrong and managed to break her foot. Unbeknownst to us, she already had a stress fracture there and aggravated it on the landing. She winced, but never told me she was injured until the next day when - after leaving my house - she drove straight to the Emergency Room. Her daughter (who knew she was injured on an Easter egg hunt but didn't know that bondage was involved) made her call me and let me know because she thought it was so friggin' funny. And it was. Even with having to wear a boot for 6 weeks, my partner said it was all worthwhile.

Oops...gotta run to a meeting. I'll finish the other two later.

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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/19/2008 10:22:22 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: CrimsonMoan

Got my then overly long tie knot extensions caught in not only my pets collar but his nippi ring covers as well. When I pulled my head away or at least tried to it led to two yelps one from me and a louder on from him. The snag was close tot he scalp so it hurt even more. I started pulling my hiar back into pigtails and ponytails then if I didn't have my headband on.

my lady managed to lose the master key to my wasit cuff harness while at a club and as a result she or someone else had to accompany me to the bathroom most of the night. Thre is nothing so humbling as having someone have to pull your panties up down and to the side for you.

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ORIGINAL: KyttynTheMynx

I let loose this gnarly burp

I see your gnarly burp and raise you one very loud manly burp and an accidently snort of cum

The best and this one wa sbeyond my control wasqueffing very loudly during a party and having it go over the speaker system throughout the house - There was mic set up to let everyone hear just how wet and noisy my pussy got soemtimes. i could have died right then and there. the saving grace was my Lady turned and said "And thats how you know you're doing the lil slut right.Her pussy just won't shut up."

Omg. You so win on the cum snort Crim. Me and the guy were laughing too hard for him to cum after that.

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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/19/2008 10:30:25 AM

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it was my Lady bf and he has yet to let me live it down. *shudders* it was worse than being sick with a nosefull of snot and snorting soda combined. Laughter with a mouthful is very very bad. Not to mention gross when you have it AND snot running down your face.

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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/19/2008 10:32:29 AM

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bottles can be good dildo's.... so i hope you got wet

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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/19/2008 10:34:52 AM

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Oh man, the stories I could tell....

Probably the best was when I was first learning florintine flogging. I'm still no expert now, but anyone who has tried it knows that it's not pretty at first. I had my girl shackled to a pair of eyehooks in the ceiling and was really trying to just get any rhythm down to get two floggers going in unison.

Getting more and more frustrated I finally growled and tried one more time. This time I was way too aggressive on my swing and the aluminum-handled flogger flew out of my hand, smacked the ceiling, came down on the back of my girl's head - handle side down, then bounced off her head and smashed me right in the nose. The girl, having just been startled out of her zone by a heavy metal object smacking the back of her head very hard, kicked up her heel and punted me right in the crotch.

So I'm laying on the ground clutching my mangled balls, nursing a full on bloody nose, while my girl is sobbing in pain from both the lump on her noggen as well as the fact that her feet are giving out under her and the shackles are pulling her arms out of their sockets. We both are there groaning and sobbing for a good two minutes before I finally managed to stand up, face and chest completely covered in blood and manage to pull the quick-release on the cuffs. We both collapsed back to the ground wincing in pain for a good 10 minutes.

End result:

1 - Mild Concussion w/ goose-egg on head
1 - Bloody nose that had a bruise for a week
2 - Smashed Testes
48 (at least!)- Gallons of blood loss
1 - Badly bruised Dom Ego

Sub's ability to constantly remind me of that day = Priceless

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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/19/2008 10:35:00 AM

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oh, god, CM..thanks for that visual! ACK!! LOLOLOL

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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/19/2008 10:36:24 AM

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LOLOL TR... OUCH!!

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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/19/2008 10:42:37 AM

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oh, god, CM..thanks for that visual! ACK!! LOLOLOL

*bows* I try thank you.

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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/19/2008 10:45:09 AM

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and succeeding quite well ;)

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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/19/2008 10:48:22 AM

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Crimson... ThunderRoad...

combined the two of you made me lose my work face and damn near fall off my little secretary chair onto my not so little secretary ass

Thank you!

Almost enough to make my red story not quite so embarrassing

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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/19/2008 10:52:01 AM

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If you can't laugh at yourself and your goof you're taking it too seriously. ow fucking ow *rubs ass*and i've been sitting on my brush the last minute. the bristles just dug into my pants.

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