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NewMaster86 -> RE: Best insult ever ... (2/22/2008 9:54:05 AM)
Cock juggling thunder fuck. Scarier than a bear fucking a seagull. And one I heard on the radio a few years back. "So France doesn't support the war in Iraq and won't be sending troops to aid us. Yea, thats a big set back. Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion."

Tantriqu -> RE: Best insult ever ... (2/22/2008 10:00:25 AM)
Ah, the french: love your food, your museums and your train system, but as per Darby Conley: You cheese-eating surrender monkeys!

MissMorrigan -> RE: Best insult ever ... (2/22/2008 10:25:10 AM)
You really do seem to be having all the fun on these boards! What are you using to lure such charmers your way, care to share? [:D] As for my favourite: Thou hast lived too long, thou hog-fowling malignancy quote: ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl just received this: "fuck you nigger whore" absolutely not our loveable troll's best insult ever after refusing to call him "master"

RazorJAK -> RE: Best insult ever ... (2/23/2008 5:24:41 PM)
Republican That's usually our Godwin's when it comes to the insult tossing. 01 - You fartmongering fecophiliac! 02 - Monkeyfelcher! 01 - Cumguzzling fatherless son of a shortcircuiting bowlegged pleasuredroid! 02 - Republican! 01 - Dude, that was uncalled for.

GreedyTop -> RE: Best insult ever ... (2/23/2008 6:27:09 PM)
spews beer Monkeyfelcher!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

atursvcMaam -> RE: Best insult ever ... (2/23/2008 6:40:17 PM)
i miss my ex, but my aim is improving.

SteelofUtah -> RE: Best insult ever ... (2/24/2008 12:03:06 AM)
* Fast Reply * Hope this one hasn't already been used. "Nice come back, No wonder your breath always smells like Dick" "Just out of curiosity, did your mother let you eat paint chips or just give you a bucket and a straw?" "No Really, I'm Curious, How did you manage to make all this way without someone slaping the shit outta you for being that fucking retarded?" And My ALL time Favorite. "I see, that was supposed to be witty, only different at the end."

Lorelei115 -> RE: Best insult ever ... (2/24/2008 1:02:48 AM)
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" Gotta go with the classics.

MissKyDawn -> RE: Best insult ever ... (2/24/2008 1:03:20 AM)
1.) If I wanted an opinion from an asshole, I would have farted. 2.) Your mother should have swallowed.

PanthersMom -> RE: Best insult ever ... (2/24/2008 1:11:22 AM)
why don't you forget how to breathe? does your mother have any children who lived? your mother should have swallowed that night instead. my kid's night light is brighter than you. what rock did you crawl out from under? is it free pass day at the mental hospital? sorry, i'm not into miniatures. are you always this stupid or is this a special occasion? PM

WillForceU -> RE: Best insult ever ... (2/24/2008 1:26:11 AM)
I have only used this a few times and then only to instigate a fight. "Here is a quarter tell your mother she was good. She can keep the change. You might not recognize her though I shaved her back". Then as a come back when called a name. "Is that the best you can do? Really come on.....Your daddy did better than that last night when I had his head in the urinal while I was rapeing his ass."

PanthersMom -> RE: Best insult ever ... (2/24/2008 1:38:56 AM)
when you were born the doctor slapped your mother. i see you're majoring in stupidity. i've never met anyone with their head so far up their ass who was still able to breathe. what the hell is the name of that perfume, eau de cat piss? close your mouth before more of your brains fall out. sorry mister, i mean lady! shut up, you're attracting flies! PM

SirRober -> RE: Best insult ever ... (2/24/2008 3:58:45 AM)
You are the reason that darwinism should be brought back.

PanthersMom -> RE: Best insult ever ... (2/24/2008 6:27:23 AM)
you're the reason abortion should be retroactive. you didn't get the memo that said "deaf, dumb and blind means 'can't hear, can't speak and can't see', not 'can't think"? your parents should have stopped while they were ahead. PM

chellekitty -> RE: Best insult ever ... (2/24/2008 7:54:48 AM)
my new favorite name, credit for teaching me it goes to my self-contained-forest-fire-best-long-distance-friend-for-10-years-friend-from-florida - Dildacorn...its like a unicorn but with a dildo instead of a horn...

bipolarber -> RE: Best insult ever ... (2/24/2008 8:34:15 AM)
I have to agree with RazorJAK... there's almost nothing worse than being called an "R." (Well, I CAN think of one more... but I've been threatened with being banned if I bring them up in conversation again.)

CrimsonMoan -> RE: Best insult ever ... (2/24/2008 8:54:48 AM)
Frosty the snow bitch - reply - Come here and let me snow ball you middle (school) I wouldn't fuck you if you were the last bitch slut sub on earth - Good I wouldn't fuck you if you were the last needle dick on earth just to save the species. A lot of you should have been swallowed at birth My blind and deaf grandmother has better aim with a cap gun than you do with a rifle.

SL4V3M4YB3 -> RE: Best insult ever ... (2/24/2008 10:33:11 AM)
I can only really insult people in a more personal non-generic way sadly[8\|]

MrSpectacular -> RE: Best insult ever ... (2/24/2008 2:11:26 PM)
They said you were not fit for shoveling shit - but I think you are

darchChylde -> RE: Best insult ever ... (2/24/2008 3:00:34 PM)
FAST REPLY In response to "Suck my dick." - "I would, but I already flossed today." _______________________ Ah, that has all the elements of a good joke... except for humor. _______________________ You're nothing but a two-dollar whore with a four-dollar coupon. _______________________ Just looking at you is enough to put me off of masturbation. _______________________ When i think about you, i scrub myself. _______________________ I can't even bring myself to find you appealing enough for a pity-fuck. _______________________ I'm drunk, horny and desperate; sorry, you still don't make the cut.

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