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RE: a joke or three - 2/21/2008 7:10:25 PM

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LOL but ewww!

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RE: a joke or three - 2/21/2008 7:11:39 PM

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LOL but ewww!

I agree!

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RE: a joke or three - 2/21/2008 7:49:04 PM

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oh i love gross out humor! Thank you Level

i do believe i am going to have to pass some of these along if you don't mind.

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RE: a joke or three - 2/21/2008 9:08:55 PM

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..tose first three about killed my stomach. The rest were just hilarious

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RE: a joke or three - 2/21/2008 9:09:01 PM

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*its how I feel now*

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RE: a joke or three - 2/22/2008 3:35:10 AM

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oh i love gross out humor! Thank you Level i do believe i am going to have to pass some of these along if you don't mind.

Go right ahead, my friend.

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RE: a joke or three - 2/22/2008 3:36:20 AM

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..tose first three about killed my stomach. The rest were just hilarious

Yeah, the first ones were pretty sick.

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RE: a joke or three - 2/22/2008 9:21:00 AM

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RE: a joke or three - 2/22/2008 9:22:59 AM

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One day the teacher wanted the class to use the word definately in a sentence. Suzy raised her hand so she called on her.
She said, "The sky is definately blue!"
"I'm sorry Suzy thats wrong the sky sometimes turns different colors red ,gray etc.. any body else?"
Timmy raised his hand and said, "The grass is definately green."
"I'm sorry Timmy that's not true either, sometimes the grass dies and it may turn brown, anybody else?"
Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "Teacher do farts have lumps?"
The teacher says, "no why?"
Johnny says, "Then I definately Shit my pants!"

Gotta love Johnny jokes!! lol

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RE: a joke or three - 2/22/2008 9:28:25 AM

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Quote--A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation centre.
Man: "What are you doing here today?"
Woman: "Oh, I`m here to donate some blood. They`re going to give me $5 for it."
Man: "Hmm, that`s interesting. I`m here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25."
The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways.
Several months later, the same man and woman meet again in the donation centre.
Man: "Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?"
Woman: [shaking her head with mouth closed] "Unh unh."

Oh, so f**king gross!!!!!

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RE: a joke or three - 2/22/2008 9:33:49 AM

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no kidding, pth! lol

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RE: a joke or three - 2/22/2008 9:44:27 AM

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you would think sitting there it woul dget all nasty and extra slimy and or chunky sitting in her mouth. probably some of it would be trying to slip down her throat.

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RE: a joke or three - 2/22/2008 10:17:47 AM

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you would think sitting there it woul dget all nasty and extra slimy and or chunky sitting in her mouth. probably some of it would be trying to slip down her throat.

GAK!

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RE: a joke or three - 2/22/2008 10:51:00 AM

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oh now that is a nasty thought!

i really need to get that visual out of my head now Crimson! lol Before i start making gagging noises...

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