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sunshinemiss -> RE: Who is Domiguy? (2/22/2008 3:52:19 PM)

Lumus  -  you need a do lumus thread.... You are such a  horn dog!  and i mean that in the sweetest way

So, you all think Domiguy is real, eh? I think he's a computer program... somebody types in a problem and out pops a sassy answer.




christine1 -> RE: Who is Domiguy? (2/22/2008 4:00:26 PM)

i think he's a speeding beer truck driver.  i always keep an eye out for him when i'm out playing in traffic...safety first ya know.




chellekitty -> RE: Who is Domiguy? (2/22/2008 4:02:16 PM)

hasn't anyone else noticed that "domiguy" has the same number of letters as "demigod"?




Lumus -> RE: Who is Domiguy? (2/22/2008 4:04:10 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

Lumus  -  you need a do lumus thread.... You are such a  horn dog!  and i mean that in the sweetest way



[;)]

Well, if at some point you notice I'm absent for, say, a few weeks, and read in the papers about a babbling, ravaged woman ending up in a Canadian hospital wearing only  a silly grin and mumbling, "Daddy...", you'll know my girl is finally up from Texas. [:)]





sunshinemiss -> RE: Who is Domiguy? (2/22/2008 5:25:14 PM)

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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

I think this thread is against terms of service... but I may well be wrong.


I believe (although i could be wrong... it happens) that the TOS are about making critical entries about someone... this is all in good fun, and we ADORE Domiguy... and his Domidong (had to capitalize that cause sometimes the Master is the ... well, not the brain shall we say?)




GreedyTop -> RE: Who is Domiguy? (2/22/2008 5:35:04 PM)

ALL HAIL THE DOMIGUY!!!

*grin*




sunshinemiss -> RE: Who is Domiguy? (2/22/2008 5:40:11 PM)

I think Domiguy hates me.  I start a whole thread about him, and 4 pages in... he STILL hasn't responded.  This is all a mind f*ck... I just know it... He's watching this thread waiting for me to self destruct from waiting... and waiting... and waiting...

Next, I'm gonna be moderated cause I started this thread... And I love Domiguy... or Domigirl.. or brainiac... whoever it is... I do I do I do.[sm=flowers.gif]





mnottertail -> RE: Who is Domiguy? (2/22/2008 5:42:08 PM)

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ORIGINAL: chellekitty

hasn't anyone else noticed that "domiguy" has the same number of letters as "demigod"?


Has anyone noticed that 'domidong' contains more letters than 'domiguy'?

Coincidence?  I think not.




Sunnyfey -> RE: Who is Domiguy? (2/22/2008 5:49:33 PM)

ok so i was reading the other posts on the forum and saw "Sun so when are you comeing to Tx....Im in oklahoma...so when someone refered to Tx and Sun...I dident think of sunshinemiss up there :) I freaked out a little bit




sunshinemiss -> RE: Who is Domiguy? (2/22/2008 5:58:54 PM)

awwwwwwwwww.. You came to Bounty's... well I am planning a road trip honey... in a few months... One never knows... I might swing by. 




Lumus -> RE: Who is Domiguy? (2/22/2008 6:00:37 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

quote:

ORIGINAL: chellekitty

hasn't anyone else noticed that "domiguy" has the same number of letters as "demigod"?


Has anyone noticed that 'domidong' contains more letters than 'domiguy'?

Coincidence?  I think not.



'mnottertail' is bigger than 'domidong'...

*peeks under the hood*





heartcream -> RE: Who is Domiguy? (2/22/2008 6:58:24 PM)

Domiguy is really a Greasy-Fast Articulate Brain with a Big Cock, rolling out posts like how Tiger Woods wins trophies. He is "Famous." He has interests in many things, and is a passionate man.

From what I read of the esteemed and well-loved domiguy, he loves common sense. He has also been known to state at times how stupid women are. If you get meatspace, real time, chance to be with him, you know, have covered all his terms, ie be preferably Thin, Brunette, Brown-eyed, Intelligent, Funny, Savvy. If you have sent the requisite T&G shots, you would then proceed to a weekend package, I am guessing. A fiery weekend in Chicago with the domidonkeyshlong. You get a yummy dinner with him. It will proceed onto drinks where you can experience the domiking all steamy-eyed. This is rapidly followed by a very sweaty-gushy physical connection. There will be Total Portal Entry by the domiknob. If you are quite fabulous and lucky, he will bestow a genuine lingering Deep, Deep Kiss in the most accepting, romantic yummy way. There will be down the hatch cock. He will readily reciprocate, while he prays you dont smell too funki-fuhnki. There will be laughs, invigorating conversation, half-lights, candles. Cool music. Whitney Houston. After the gaggle of embracing arms and so on, there will be Pizza. This is the critical point. Some Hag vibe may mysteriously waft across the room and then it is no longer so much fun. Perhaps she mentioned she believed in God, or something. All will be lost. To the other side of the spectrum she goes, it is done. It is fine, though, next week subsusie is due in for a romp, so how bad can it be?

Not too bad at all. In fact, substella knew full well the probabilities going in to the project. For substella to agree to this rendezvous--her big chance to "Come to Domiguy", and using her Common Sense--how could she not know?

All hail to domiguy, he rocks! I look forward to his posts--especially now that he is a Reborn Moderated, he is softer and sweeter even.

Now where are my Brown contacts, and my Brunette wig?




Lumus -> RE: Who is Domiguy? (2/22/2008 7:05:33 PM)

People!

Domiguy is just the love child of Shaft and Chuck Norris!

Sheesh!





GreedyTop -> RE: Who is Domiguy? (2/22/2008 7:07:03 PM)

LOL Well done, heart!! 




atursvcMaam -> RE: Who is Domiguy? (2/22/2008 7:07:58 PM)

Domiguy is actually a sub looking for a vacation.  why else would one be advertising  Do My Guy?




mnottertail -> RE: Who is Domiguy? (2/22/2008 7:09:41 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lumus

People!

Domiguy is just the love child of Shaft and Chuck Norris!

Sheesh!




I simply must have a picture of me standing next to Diana Ross and the Supremes when they sing that sumbitch.

Ron




sunshinemiss -> RE: Who is Domiguy? (2/22/2008 7:17:33 PM)

I'm not sure, but I think you are Domiguy's P.R. rep... Did you actually meet him?  Does he actually let you SEE the domidong?  Is it true that it is as powerful and big as the typical *whispers Bowie knife?   Did you actually take the silly god believing sub to the taxi and whisk her away?  I mean that whole pizza thing - was that COLD pizza for breakfast?  and who is this subsusie?  and how does one change one's name (hypothetically speaking of course) to sub susie?  Can I borrow your brown contacts?  How much does it cost to fly to Chicago?
and most importantly?  Does he have... domi-dragon breath?  ack![sm=trident.gif]




domiguy -> RE: Who is Domiguy? (2/22/2008 7:59:10 PM)

Obviously a slow news day.. The question is not what the domidong can do for you but what can you do for the domidong?

You motherfuckers...Yeah, we have an idea about who "you" are and what "you" are all about. You can't begin to know the truth....Just this eve I was out with the boys...Was yackin' up some young 4' 11" wench from the city...She put her hand in mine ..I suggested that the disparity could feature me in an episode of "to catch a predator"....So it goes. For some reason she was not amused....Fuck her and her soon to be dead friends.

Do you think it is easy being so jaded and yet so aware of the truth? I come out here to spread a tad bit of wisdom. To enlighten those of you still encompassed by the filth and hate of your day to day existence.

I meet with ridicule. Just because I prefer a brunette or brown eyes, a darker complexion and intelligence....Oh well, so much for the black chicks!...And yet I know she is out there. What can I say, I'm a fucking optimist!

You ridicule that which you do not understand...I once felt the same way when confronted by an Eskimo. Yet, I have grown.

I don't have the time nor feel the need to justify my existence to you fuckers....If you feel the need a simple "thank you" will suffice. "You need me on this forum...You want me on this forum!". I am no longer on moderation....Although I must admit I miss the feel of Mod11's hand on my shoulder, just like a trip to the proctologist. Fuck ya all.

Although I'm not above tanglin' with some of the finer or more willing of CM's finer gash... It just might take a little effort on your part.....Call me. I know that it's late but just call me. Baby, I'll be around.










kittinSol -> RE: Who is Domiguy? (2/22/2008 8:56:16 PM)

Shameless.




Lumus -> RE: Who is Domiguy? (2/22/2008 8:59:03 PM)

*tries to sneak away*

Shh.  I think it's actually a clone.  Don't let it see you...





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