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KRANWEST -> Hollywood Quotes (2/23/2008 11:35:40 AM)
"You know, I've been listening all of the baloney that those Entertainment Tonight, tabloid-vultures been pushing, in regards to my so-called homosexualist lifestyle, and I have a little something to say to those bloodsuckers. Hell, I've had gay intercourse with hundreds of men: blowjobs, bukkake trains, fisting, frottage, felching, ass-play, S&M...........................................and I didn't like any of it. Let's face it - I've simultaneously taken on seven well-endowed hispanic men in the steam-room of the San Diego YMCA, and I didn't feel even a modicum of pleasure. It's just not my thing." -Tom Cruise

KRANWEST -> RE: Hollywood Quotes (2/23/2008 11:47:13 AM)
"If it's wrong to publicly expound my own cosmological theories and seemingly opaque metaphysical speculations, then I must be really, really wrong." -Britney Spears

Level -> RE: Hollywood Quotes (2/23/2008 11:50:41 AM)
I'm guessing we won't find any of these quotes with Google. [:D]

KRANWEST -> RE: Hollywood Quotes (2/23/2008 11:52:06 AM)
"It be fucked up sometimes how niggas be trippin'. -Stephen Hawking

KRANWEST -> RE: Hollywood Quotes (2/23/2008 11:56:38 AM)
"I don't know what it is Lindsay, but lately, I just can't stop thinking about messenger pigeons" -Paris Hilton

KRANWEST -> RE: Hollywood Quotes (2/23/2008 12:06:00 PM)
"Why, yes Justin, I HAVE been working my buns to that new "Fitness Made Simple" DVD. Actually, I just enjoy watching that hunky John Basedow bend over during the squat-lunges! I'd let him put a little blast into my routine any day of the week! " -Tom Cruise to Justin Timberlake in the steam-room of the San Diego YMCA

KRANWEST -> RE: Hollywood Quotes (2/23/2008 12:23:43 PM)
"D.A.R.E program? What about "I DARE you to finish this eight-ball"? Okay, I'm sorry................not funny." -Amy Winehouse, interviewed at the Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards

KRANWEST -> RE: Hollywood Quotes (2/23/2008 2:19:14 PM)
".............and don't even get me started on the philosophical grandstanding of an obscurantist like Hegel. " -Britney Spears, chatting up her pal Paris Hilton during a bikini wax.

KRANWEST -> RE: Hollywood Quotes (2/23/2008 2:34:39 PM)
"I guess I'm just not really as into the whole "kosher" thing as much as I should be." -Amy Winehouse

Raechard -> RE: Hollywood Quotes (2/23/2008 3:12:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Level I'm guessing we won't find any of these quotes with Google. [:D] You will in two weeks. Give the Google creepy WebCrawler some time to do its work Mr Level.

KRANWEST -> RE: Hollywood Quotes (2/23/2008 4:26:17 PM)
" I really want my new movie to touch people on a fundamental level........a sort of emotional sub-awareness Alot of your "made for Hollywood" flicks are just the same banal formula, rehashed with the latest special effects and a whole lot of nonreflective crash and bang for the average Joe. My movie won't be easy to digest; it'll be more like one of those really difficult bowel movements that don't just ooze out all docile and complacent-like. The ones you really have to force out with Herculean peristylsis, the ones that rip, tear and burn like that really spicy curry Chicken Madras you ordered at Gateway to India, and then excused yourself for an forty-five agonizing minutes...............that's how I need my magnum opus to touch the audience. -Quentin Tarantino

KRANWEST -> RE: Hollywood Quotes (2/23/2008 6:26:22 PM)
"First off, I'd like to thank my dealer for keeping my poor, emaciated body inundated with a steady supply of crack-cocaine. Wait a minute............I didn't mean to say that! I was going to thank Jesus, but the "other stuff" just happened to slip right on out! Wait a sec...........I'm Jewish!!!! I just can't get anything right today! -Amy Winehouse's acceptance speech, on Nickelodeon's Kid's Choice Awards.

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