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Too Old for BDSM? - 2/25/2008 4:49:02 AM

BlackPhx

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Top Ten Ways You Know You Might Be Too Old For BDSM:

10. Sensory deprivation is when your Dom hides your hearing aid batteries.
9. Your nipple clamps have training wheels.
8. Edge play is standing by the microwave with a pacemaker.
7. When you tell your sub to get the cane, you have to specify "walking" or "beating".
6. You can't tell the difference between your tattoos and your age spots.
5. You shout "One, two, three, CLEAR!" for electrical play.
4. Your idea of breath play is when your wheelchair runs over your oxygen hose.
3. Your idea of suspension is an UltraLift™ bra.
2. You hold the paddle and say, "You're younger than me....back into the paddle....HARD!"

And the Number One way to tell you might be too old for BDSM:

1. Age play really is 24/7.

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RE: Too Old for BDSM? - 2/26/2008 1:36:18 PM

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As long as you wake up on the right side of the dirt, you're still able to play!!!! Bring on the oxygen tank!

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RE: Too Old for BDSM? - 2/26/2008 1:42:16 PM

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You're never too old for bdsm unless you are on your death bed and even then you are living on the edge,We have a subbie friend thats just getting started at 68,hes an old feisty fart that needs a mistress...For those that missed out early in life and finds the LS at a late age is like find the door to the candy store left unlocked and an hefty indulgence for it all...bounty

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RE: Too Old for BDSM? - 2/26/2008 2:43:14 PM

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11. Diapers are not part of "play"time.
12. Hiding your eyeglasses is as effective as a blindfold.

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RE: Too Old for BDSM? - 3/8/2008 4:54:35 PM

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Love it!! Esp 11 & 12 also!!!

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RE: Too Old for BDSM? - 3/10/2008 12:01:55 AM

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13. When you can write off an enema bag as a true medical expense.
14. All your toys smell of Ben Gay.
15. Being bound to a chair is done for safety.
16. It hurts you more to spank someone than the pain you inflict.

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