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sirsholly -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (5/31/2008 4:06:06 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick Listen little Miss TattleTale, it wasn't about you or your twin sister holly. Pbbbbbttttttttttttttttttttt. Cali Potty is waaaaay too old to be my twin....

christine1 -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (5/31/2008 8:45:29 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick Darling, I'd be all over that like a bum on a ham sandwich... purely in the interests of science. Cali when i used to work in town when i was younger, i'd walk on my lunch hour and the bums would say, "ham and eggs between the legs". is that similar to what you are saying cali? i never did get that comment they made lol.

cjan -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (5/31/2008 9:54:05 AM)
They were , maybe, referring to that squishing sound coming from under your skirt as you walked by, christine, darlin'.

Sundowner -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (5/31/2008 10:09:32 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cjan They were , maybe, referring to that squishing sound coming from under your skirt as you walked by, christine, darlin'. cj! (Don't listen to him Christine - I'm sure when you get wet you get wet with dignity). [sm=smile.gif]

cjan -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (5/31/2008 10:14:41 AM)
SunDude, I know christine is a dignified and classy, ermmm, slut. And, btw, I find that "ham and eggs betwixt the legs" kinda squishy sound rather pleasant and erotic. I meant it as a compliment, don'tcha know ?

christine1 -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (5/31/2008 10:18:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cjan They were , maybe, referring to that squishing sound coming from under your skirt as you walked by, christine, darlin'. squishy sounds are like ham and eggs? i'm still not getting it. all i can figure out is that they were really hungry....poor saps.

sirsholly -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (5/31/2008 10:19:52 AM)
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cjan -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (5/31/2008 10:22:40 AM)
christine, make a ham and egg sammie with mayo, hold it between your thighs and walk around the room. Hear that squishy sound ?

CalifChick -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (5/31/2008 1:21:55 PM)
OMG, do I have to spell out everything? Ham is pork... sausage is made from pork, what looks like a sausage? Add two eggs suspended in a sack. Darling, they were wanting to boink you. "Like a bum on a ham sandwich" means you would hesitate, oh, perhaps one nanosecond before attacking it. Cali

GreedyTop -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (5/31/2008 2:07:03 PM)
damn, you are GOOD, Cali!!

CalifChick -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (5/31/2008 2:16:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop damn, you are GOOD, Cali!! This I cannot deny. [:)] Cali

GreedyTop -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (5/31/2008 2:59:42 PM)
I'd smack you if you TRIED, Cali! I mean.. you ARE the GODDESS!! :D

cjan -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (5/31/2008 3:01:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop damn, you are GOOD, Cali!! Very impressive...even chained do the terlet with a barf bag in her lap, pecking away at that keyboard, compulsively helping the needy..

GreedyTop -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (5/31/2008 3:03:09 PM)
now THAT is dedication....

CalifChick -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (5/31/2008 3:30:40 PM)
THAT is delirium. Cali

GreedyTop -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (5/31/2008 3:50:44 PM)
snort

Sundowner -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (6/1/2008 7:32:54 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick OMG, do I have to spell out everything? Ham is pork... sausage is made from pork, what looks like a sausage? Add two eggs suspended in a sack. Darling, they were wanting to boink you. "Like a bum on a ham sandwich" means you would hesitate, oh, perhaps one nanosecond before attacking it. Cali Fuck me. (Used here not as an invitation, comand or request but as a declarative, indicating extreme surprise or emotion, and in this particular context denoting that one is exceptionally impressed). You should have your own thread young lady - maybe "Ask Cali" or "Dear Goddess" or something like that. We could go there when we are confused or uncertain and post meaningful questions, confident that we would receive meaningful answers. You're good (if maybe a little slutty at times). [sm=smile.gif]

christine1 -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (6/1/2008 7:36:09 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick OMG, do I have to spell out everything? Ham is pork... sausage is made from pork, what looks like a sausage? Add two eggs suspended in a sack. Darling, they were wanting to boink you. "Like a bum on a ham sandwich" means you would hesitate, oh, perhaps one nanosecond before attacking it. Cali rofl, then they should have fucking said sausage and eggs between the legs...i would have gotten that! you don't have to hit me in the head with a brick more than once ya know...[image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m20.gif[/image]

Sundowner -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (6/1/2008 7:51:17 AM)
Life's strange. Till now I merely thought about the odd expression and about the blokes. But now, for some reason, I'm thinking about between your legs. Sorry about that. It is rather fun though, and - just so you can share the fantasy properly - wet. Pleasantly wet. Funny old world isn't it! [sm=smile.gif]

Kalista07 -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (6/1/2008 8:10:10 AM)
hmmm....i seem to be lost....i wandered in here because someone told me to go elsewhere...but You people are seriously sick...mmmhhhmm... You are... sigh i suppose i'll just have to stick around as an example of what it is like to truley remain pure and innocent. Kali {the very LAST of the pure and innocent ones}

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