RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE

RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (Full Version)

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity

Message

parttimehotty -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (6/2/2008 9:01:37 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop this stuff ROCKS http://www.boybutterlubes.com/ Where's Mr. Winkie??? [sm=hippie.gif]

CalifChick -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (6/2/2008 9:51:37 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop this stuff ROCKS http://www.boybutterlubes.com/ CJ YOU STUD! You didn't tell me you were in the new boybutter ad! Yowzaaaaaaaaaaaa. Cali

Sundowner -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (6/2/2008 9:55:35 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick quote: ORIGINAL: Sundowner But sheer strength of character and an inner core of untainted chastity have protected me from the perversions of others; have preserved my simple purity. It is so wonderful to be in your saintly presence. Non-sarcasticCali <clasps the perceptive Cali to his bosom in a warm embrace>

CalifChick -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (6/2/2008 10:06:10 AM)
Can't breathe... choking... me.... aaarrrghhhhhh... too tight... I.... love.... you... tooooooooooo. Cali

christine1 -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (6/2/2008 10:14:49 AM)
you know, i've never tried lube before...looks kind of fun though, i have to say.[:)]

LadyRainfire -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (6/2/2008 10:24:15 AM)
[sm=couch.gif] Not touching this one, not touching..... Nope, not touching it..... Ain't gonna say a thing.... All it would do is get my ass in trouble. Again.

CalifChick -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (6/2/2008 10:25:36 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyRainfire All it would do is get my ass in trouble. Again. Darlin', use more lube. I'm just sayin'. Cali

LadyRainfire -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (6/2/2008 10:45:59 AM)
[sm=dancer.gif] Lube wasn't the issue.... Plenty was used. whistles innocently

parttimehotty -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (6/2/2008 10:50:11 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyRainfire [sm=dancer.gif] Lube wasn't the issue.... Plenty was used. whistles innocently [sm=lalala.gif]

Sundowner -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (6/2/2008 11:15:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: christine1 you know, i've never tried lube before...looks kind of fun though, i have to say.[:)] Hey hey hey Christine!!! Take care! It may look simple and fun but in fact it's a very tricky area is lube. This is not something to mess with on your own! (gerrit? "mess" with!) You really need a trained tutor if you want to try it. So I don't want to put you off - quite the reverse - and as it happens I'm qualified to help. Wanna get your diary out? [;)]

christine1 -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (6/2/2008 11:20:56 AM)
Sundown, which diary are you speaking of? my never used lube diary or my what i ate today diary, or my emotional feelings diary...oh, and there is the sexual fantasies diary, bad hair days diary, work sucked today diary, record of the cats puking diary, i need a new outfit diary, i'm getting low on socks diary, my speeding ticket diary....there are just so many!

cjan -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (6/2/2008 11:21:14 AM)
SunDude, I respectfully suggest that ,perhaps, instructing christine via web cam may be more helpful to the poor dear. And, sir, it's very kind of you, if I may say so, to offer the lass your esteemed tutelage.

Sundowner -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (6/3/2008 12:59:21 AM)
LMAO - we'll have to fix a social secretary for you kid [:D]

Sundowner -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (6/3/2008 1:05:22 AM)
cj! Webcam indeed. With something as serious as first time lube play one should be thinking of nothing else but direct personal care. And I noticed in another thread that watersports and that beautiful hair are now a hugely enjoyable foreplay menu item (foreplay vital ahead of lube play) so <sighs> it just has to be direct one on one assistance I guess. [;)]

parttimehotty -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (6/10/2008 11:57:37 AM)
Helllloooooooo...........it's LONELY over here in "Elsewhere"!! I know Holl-parts is off being slutty, but where are PP & Rain?? I'm guessing that the Monkey is asleep in her cave before getting drunk/going to work to molest the guests.

sirsholly -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (6/10/2008 12:00:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: parttimehotty Helllloooooooo...........it's LONELY over here in "Elsewhere"!! I know Holl-parts is off being slutty, but where are PP & Rain?? I'm guessing that the Monkey is asleep in her cave before getting drunk/going to work to molest the guests. i was not slutty...i was a good lil submissive. Sheeeesh you are more mouthy then normal today...

parttimehotty -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (6/10/2008 12:01:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: ORIGINAL: parttimehotty Helllloooooooo...........it's LONELY over here in "Elsewhere"!! I know Holl-parts is off being slutty, but where are PP & Rain?? I'm guessing that the Monkey is asleep in her cave before getting drunk/going to work to molest the guests. i was not slutty...i was a good lil submissive. Same thing! "More mouthy"??? Really??? Cooooel![:D]

sirsholly -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (6/10/2008 12:02:45 PM)
HUH???? You AGREE that i am good? YOU??????

xxblushesxx -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (6/10/2008 12:24:36 PM)
looks around for people behaving 'good' in Elsewhere... That kind of stuff is not allowed around here!!

parttimehotty -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (6/10/2008 12:26:33 PM)
You tell her, Blushy!! Nanny, nanny boo boo! Suck a tooty froo froo, Holl-parts is in trouble[sm=banana.gif]

Page: << < prev 80 81 [82] 83 84 next > >>

Collarchat.com © 2025

Terms of Service

0.046875