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RE: When you give a cupcake an enema..... - 2/26/2008 6:58:57 PM   
Sinergy


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I'll rather go aloft in a kilt than spend a full day in latex panties and pantyhose. Much better cross breeze.



Another reason I am not in a big hurry to find a Mistress.

Also, you dont have dangly things to get hooked up in ship's rigging.

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RE: When you give a cupcake an enema..... - 2/26/2008 7:01:33 PM   
Statepalace


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Status: offline 		Ah, the dreaded dangly things. Ok, tangled danglies tops 8 hours of latex in Florida humidity. Even after eating Taco Bell.


After that visual, I'm so glad to be a girl. Nothing to get tangled but my hair........

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RE: When you give a cupcake an enema..... - 2/26/2008 8:55:22 PM   
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You get spring fashions.

Yeah, yeah, another woman griping about clothes. Well, I HAVE to go shopping, because I have to dress a certain way - my Dom does not go for the tomboy look. Plus (grumble) He's right in that it makes me look more "professional".


So I go shopping today. Looking around at all of the lace, RUFFLES, and more ruffles, bows, and frothy layers, I wondered what the hell could inspire designers to come up with this mess.

Then it came to me. I imagined that silver haired guy on Project Runway saying "This week's challenge is to create a look inspired by cupcakes. I want you all to imagine a cupcake. Now imagine giving that cupcake an enema. That is your goal."


I was actually, heretofore, entirely unaware that when you give a cucpcake an enema....you get Springtime fashions.

I'd like to thank you for my newfound awareness.

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RE: When you give a cupcake an enema..... - 2/26/2008 8:56:56 PM   
Sinergy


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ORIGINAL: Griswold

I was actually, heretofore, entirely unaware that when you give a cucpcake an enema....you get Springtime fashions.

I'd like to thank you for my newfound awareness.


Not to mention tangled danglies.

Sinergy


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RE: When you give a cupcake an enema..... - 2/27/2008 7:05:04 AM   
petdave


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i'm ambivalent on ruffles, but i sure will miss the tights + knee-high boots trend when it's gone...

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RE: When you give a cupcake an enema..... - 2/27/2008 10:26:42 AM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		Here are some alternatives that are still stylish.
http://www.reddressshoppe.com/

http://www.pinupgirlclothing.com/streetwear.html




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RE: When you give a cupcake an enema..... - 2/27/2008 10:41:29 AM   
faerytattoodgirl


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Status: offline 		fashion is for rich people...not rich...dont buy that crap.  instead, buy whats comfy.
i always get unisex stuff.  most of it is form fitting too so it looks good on me.
only frilly stuff i got is stuff you wont see me wear in public.

oh and the only good ruffles are the potato chips....with dip.


< Message edited by faerytattoodgirl -- 2/27/2008 10:42:08 AM >

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RE: When you give a cupcake an enema..... - 2/27/2008 7:23:04 PM   
Statepalace


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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Here are some alternatives that are still stylish.
http://www.reddressshoppe.com/

http://www.pinupgirlclothing.com/streetwear.html




Thank you, thank you! The Red Dress Shoppe is fabulous. Pin up girl clothing I had seen before, and they have cool stuff, but the other site has a ton. And most of it is not break the bank expensive. You rock. 

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RE: When you give a cupcake an enema..... - 2/28/2008 4:09:13 AM   
LaTigresse


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My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: When you give a cupcake an enema..... - 2/28/2008 5:44:57 AM   
bipolarber


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Status: offline 		All this effort to don something that will attract... just so you can strip it all away to frolic with the chosen partner.

Take my advice: something tight, something strict looking, and something that seems a bit extreme.

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RE: When you give a cupcake an enema..... - 2/28/2008 8:23:51 AM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		I got the impression, though I could be wrong, that she was looking for clothing for public wear and work. 

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My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: When you give a cupcake an enema..... - 2/28/2008 8:26:02 AM   
Sinergy


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All this effort to don something that will attract... just so you can strip it all away to frolic with the chosen partner.

Take my advice: something tight, something strict looking, and something that seems a bit extreme.


A kilt and a big rock?

Braveheartergy


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"Every so often you let a word or phrase out and you want to catch it and bring it back. You cant do that, it is gone, gone forever." J. Danforth Quayle


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