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CalifChick -> You knew I was a slut when you met me (2/27/2008 12:22:06 PM)

I think I went from seriously making someone's day to crushing it in the space of maybe 60 seconds.  All unintentional, of course.

Yesterday I was in the parking lot of a large hardware store (not Dom Depot). I'm on the phone with my ex (who I swear really needs serious meds), who is insisting that he has a right to know who I've been intimate with.  Um, no, buddy, you don't have a right to that info.  He starts making wild accusations and I started agreeing with him, just because it tortures him. 

I'm in this large parking lot, there's some cars around, but I'm parked a bit far away from the doors, and every now and then I look around to make sure no one is near. I see NO ONE.

So I'm agreeing with the ex, remember?  I've pretty much lost all patience when I blurt out, "You're right!  I was a SLUT when you met me, I was a SLUT when you married me, and I was a SLUT when I left you!  You know that I'm a SLUT so get over it!"  I hear a cough and I turn to see a guy walking by, with this look on his face that was a mixture of curiosity, interest, and perhaps a little fear.

So I put my hand over the cell phone, and kinda whisper to the guy, "I'm not really a slut" and he looks absolutely crestfallen and says "oh", in a very sad way, and he walks on. 

Cali





GreedyTop -> RE: You knew I was a slut when you met me (2/27/2008 12:30:21 PM)

LOLOL Poor guy! Cali! how could you?? LOL



KaraThrace -> RE: You knew I was a slut when you met me (2/27/2008 12:30:21 PM)

I love those situations. Right time, right words, and i love peoples reactions



tarnishdhaylo -> RE: You knew I was a slut when you met me (2/27/2008 12:54:38 PM)

That was to funny, Thank you for sharing



sweetwenchie -> RE: You knew I was a slut when you met me (2/27/2008 12:57:32 PM)

[sm=biggrin.gif]  omg thank you for sharing that one!  Though i feel kinda bad for the guy... he probably had his hopes up for a second or two! [;)]



DiurnalVampire -> RE: You knew I was a slut when you met me (2/27/2008 12:58:01 PM)

I did something similiar, telling my ex on the phone (while he was with a group of his friends, and I had no idea I was on speaker phone) I was sorry I hadnt realized he was a complete whore when we got married... I would have had much more fun when he was away had I known. Half his friends were shocked, the rest were really pissed I hadnt been looking when they had been convenient. And they told him so. Often

DV




Aileen1968 -> RE: You knew I was a slut when you met me (2/27/2008 1:02:27 PM)

Awww...you should have made that blow job motion.  You know, where your tongue makes your cheek push out.  He would have walked into a car.



lronitulstahp -> RE: You knew I was a slut when you met me (2/27/2008 1:09:20 PM)

[image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m20.gif[/image] they allow sluts in this place???wtf?????



xxblushesxx -> RE: You knew I was a slut when you met me (2/27/2008 1:11:22 PM)

Poor guy....

I bet he was nice too...



LadyHibiscus -> RE: You knew I was a slut when you met me (2/27/2008 1:18:55 PM)

Okay, Cali?  I love you.  You are my shordurpursav, like FOREVER!



CalifChick -> RE: You knew I was a slut when you met me (2/27/2008 1:19:03 PM)

Well, he was really skinny... SCRAWNY... I was afraid I would hurt him.  I thought about winking first then decided against it.

Cali



sweetwenchie -> RE: You knew I was a slut when you met me (2/27/2008 1:21:34 PM)

you might not have hurt him Cali, but his hip bones digging into you probably would have [;)]



Jeffff -> RE: You knew I was a slut when you met me (2/27/2008 1:34:25 PM)

Speaking on behalf of a fair number of Men here, I would like to thank you all for identifying yourselves. This is a tremendous help..[:D]

Jeff



CalifChick -> RE: You knew I was a slut when you met me (2/27/2008 1:36:49 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Okay, Cali?  I love you. 


That's all that counts baby, that's all that counts.

Cali



Level -> RE: You knew I was a slut when you met me (2/27/2008 3:16:11 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Speaking on behalf of a fair number of Men here, I would like to thank you all for identifying yourselves. This is a tremendous help..[:D]

Jeff


Could we get them to hold up signs, maybe? Wear little beanies with red blinking lights on top? [X(]

Cali, that was a funny story. [:D]



SirRober -> RE: You knew I was a slut when you met me (2/27/2008 3:47:24 PM)

I love sluts being one myself.......jk

so why don't we all have some big sloppy group slut love.....[:'(]



http://incanlove.myminicity.com/ind

quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

I think I went from seriously making someone's day to crushing it in the space of maybe 60 seconds.  All unintentional, of course.

Yesterday I was in the parking lot of a large hardware store (not Dom Depot). I'm on the phone with my ex (who I swear really needs serious meds), who is insisting that he has a right to know who I've been intimate with.  Um, no, buddy, you don't have a right to that info.  He starts making wild accusations and I started agreeing with him, just because it tortures him. 

I'm in this large parking lot, there's some cars around, but I'm parked a bit far away from the doors, and every now and then I look around to make sure no one is near. I see NO ONE.

So I'm agreeing with the ex, remember?  I've pretty much lost all patience when I blurt out, "You're right!  I was a SLUT when you met me, I was a SLUT when you married me, and I was a SLUT when I left you!  You know that I'm a SLUT so get over it!"  I hear a cough and I turn to see a guy walking by, with this look on his face that was a mixture of curiosity, interest, and perhaps a little fear.

So I put my hand over the cell phone, and kinda whisper to the guy, "I'm not really a slut" and he looks absolutely crestfallen and says "oh", in a very sad way, and he walks on. 

Cali






faerytattoodgirl -> RE: You knew I was a slut when you met me (2/27/2008 3:48:18 PM)

your only a slut with other women..... so when are you kissing me?



lusciouslips19 -> RE: You knew I was a slut when you met me (2/27/2008 3:57:32 PM)

I'm a slut,not a whore. Know the difference![:D]



CalifChick -> RE: You knew I was a slut when you met me (2/27/2008 4:01:51 PM)

No faery, see, here's the thing (doncha hate when they say "here's the thing"??)... I really AM a slut.  With men AND women.  See, you've been stalking wenchie so long you haven't noticed. 

Jeff knows, and he told Ron (in an intimate moment that we don't want the details to), who told Level, and I'm pretty sure Focus got the memo, and CreativeDominant, and Stephann (who I think whispered it to Merc), and RedMagic, who told Sundowner, who stood on his boat and shouted it over to BadOne on another boat, and Skully was trolling for babes on the pier at the time, so he heard it, and he slipped a note to TallDark, who shot a paper airplane to Les (the Mandeville dude), who thought it was a real airplane headed for him, so he blasted it out of the sky into a million little bits of confetti.

So check your doorstep for confetti.

Cali



sweetwenchie -> RE: You knew I was a slut when you met me (2/27/2008 4:10:54 PM)

i thought that was snow and tried to play in it![:D]



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