Jeffff -> RE: Would you consider this going too far? (2/28/2008 12:46:40 PM)
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ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx Uhm, yeah, I don't think this is a real post, but, I thought about the card Jeffwey wrote, and thought about a good card to send back. The front of the card has one of those teddy bears in bondage, and says "Thinking of You" The inside says: Although you tied me up and beat me I always thought you were a sweety What you’ve done is called blackmail Where you’re going… well… that’s called JAIL buh bye I know that what I did was wrong I know I haven't known you long But if you got this in the mail Would you come and post my bail? Jeff 's so lovely, it brought a tear to my jaded eyes, and inspired me to answer with this; You gave me love, you gave me bruises you gave me chains and two loose tooth(es) One thing you left out though, honey you never did give me no money While you’re sittin’ in the poke I send you love, and I send you hope I have no bread just this advise; while in the shower don’t drop the soap The thing I know the things I've learned These things that make my urine burn! The things I've done, the things I've seen It feels as if I'm in a dream Life goes on and I have hope I've learned it's FUN, to drop the soap!
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