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RE: 10 Things Not To Tell Your Girlfriend - 2/29/2008 7:57:54 PM   
Noah


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RE: 10 Things Not To Tell Your Girlfriend - 2/29/2008 8:28:04 PM   
angelbluewingsz


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Status: offline 		1)your sister was better, but your mother was wetter....

2)hey, since you're down there, could you give that pimple a little lick and tell me if it tastes like syphilis to you?

3)I swear, insert girls name here , she was just a fuck....

4) Wow, I havn't had pussy this good since my last family reunion..

5) I'm glad you like this anal stimulator but I have to return it to my mom's stash before she gets home.

6)I didn't say you HAD gained 20 lbs, I just said it LOOKED like you gained 20 lbs!

7) Sheesh, don't be so sensative

8) hey, an echo!

9) oh, you.. well, since you are here I suppose you'll do.

My personal favorite

10) would you mind wearing this pillow case on your head and not speaking.??? I want to pretend your somebody pretty.





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RE: 10 Things Not To Tell Your Girlfriend - 3/1/2008 4:00:46 PM   
Saratov


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ORIGINAL: MadameMajidah

Well you see.. there was this water buffalo...

... and... well... uhhh... it was a little ummm, less loose.

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RE: 10 Things Not To Tell Your Girlfriend - 3/1/2008 6:57:34 PM   
MrSpectacular


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Status: offline 		My list - hasten to add I would never say these to a lady!

1    That dress makes you look really fat
2   I wish you would wear your make up
3   I prefer blonds -would you dye your hair
5   Your mother looks really hot
6   Do you think my wife looks sexy
7   That is the worst hair cut you ever got
8   Sorry for falling asleep - you just weren't doing it for me
9   I think I've seen a bigger butt than yours somewhere
10   Your not the type of girl guys marry




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RE: 10 Things Not To Tell Your Girlfriend - 3/3/2008 5:19:46 AM   
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Status: offline 		2)hey, since you're down there, could you give that pimple a little lick and tell me if it tastes like syphilis to you?

**Oh GROSS***

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RE: 10 Things Not To Tell Your Girlfriend - 3/3/2008 5:45:46 AM   
Muttling


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RE: 10 Things Not To Tell Your Girlfriend - 3/3/2008 9:37:42 AM   
AMaster


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Status: offline 		No wonder I'm not so successful with the ladies.

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RE: 10 Things Not To Tell Your Girlfriend - 3/3/2008 9:52:52 AM   
Saratov


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Status: offline 		If she says something about you not being a 'tight fit'... might not be a good idea to mention that "even the mighty redwood seems small when placed in the grand canyon"

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RE: 10 Things Not To Tell Your Girlfriend - 3/3/2008 2:13:51 PM   
CuriousLord


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ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

10. Come on, who's gonna find out?

9. I promise you wont choke.

8. Can I get you in the pooper?


You might be surprised with how often those three lines work.  (Well, not on a girlfriend, I guess.  But in a bar or other hangout?  Lots of girls..)

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