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GreedyTop -> *grin* (3/1/2008 5:49:02 PM)
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A little boy is standing in his front yard, surrounded by all the neighborhood kids...
Sticking his thumbs in his waistband, he declares:
"I KNOW EVERYTHING!!"
All the kids are duly impressed.
He repeats it.. " I know EVERYTHING!!!"
one of the neighbor girls says, "ok, if you know everything, then what is a PENIS??"
The boy scratches his head... runs inside his house.
His daddy had just stepped out of the shower and had a towel wrapped around his waist.
"daddy! daddy!" says the boy.
"yes son?" replies Daddy.
"daddy? What's a PENIS?"
daddy smiles, removes his towel and points././/"THIS, my son, is a penis... and a PERECT example, I might add!"
The boy runs back out to the front yard..
once again, he proclaims... " I KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!"
the smartass girl says.."Oh yeah? so what is a penis?"
The boy drops his shorts, and points.............
"THIS is a penis.. and if it was 2 inches shorter, it would be PERFECT!"
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