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xxblushesxx -> But Seriously, If You're Gonna Make Something UP... (3/2/2008 8:29:10 PM)

Puhleeeze...make it something halfway believeable.
I get people saying 'well, yeah, but, someone else may wanna know'...
Ok, someone else *may* wanna know what to do if your master wants you to drink his urine...
However, they probably won't wanna know what to do if your master is a midget, and you are a pro-basketball player who also happens to be a fashion model, and your master feels short compared to you, and hates having his picture taken...I'm just sayin'...
Make it real, or make it gone...
*lol*



faerytattoodgirl -> RE: But Seriously, If You're Gonna Make Something UP... (3/2/2008 8:30:19 PM)

this is not made up...

I WANT YOU!



xxblushesxx -> RE: But Seriously, If You're Gonna Make Something UP... (3/2/2008 8:31:46 PM)

Fly to KY, talk to HoneyMaster, at this point He'd trade me for a snickers (dark chocolate) bar...



LadyRainfire -> RE: But Seriously, If You're Gonna Make Something UP... (3/2/2008 8:33:48 PM)

LMAO... OMG, obviously I've missed something here but you know what? I'm glad I did. I have more fun and an interesting time on certain threads and just mosey over to the serious discussions when I have my Big Girl Panties on... [:D] 



Real0ne -> RE: But Seriously, If You're Gonna Make Something UP... (3/2/2008 8:34:51 PM)



sounds like a date to me!






xxblushesxx -> RE: But Seriously, If You're Gonna Make Something UP... (3/2/2008 8:38:13 PM)

Actually, LRF, you didn't; I've just been thinking about all these threads I've read lately that seem to be made up, and then someone directed me to a thread which ened up being the end of someone I wanted to see the end of...(say THAT 3 times fast) and it got me to thinking...that's all..
Nothing that happened tonight.
I'm just a bit random, actually...*lol*
AND I think too much.



MzMia -> RE: But Seriously, If You're Gonna Make Something UP... (3/2/2008 8:41:52 PM)

I don't read 85% of the posts here.
 
Often, I don't get much further than the topic, or 1 line of the OP.
 
Selective reading is your friend here, unless you just want to read all manner
of bullshit.
 
I am just sayin.



xxblushesxx -> RE: But Seriously, If You're Gonna Make Something UP... (3/2/2008 8:43:38 PM)

B, b, but...what if you have ocd, and can't sleep and stuff?

Yanno?



MzMia -> RE: But Seriously, If You're Gonna Make Something UP... (3/2/2008 8:47:45 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx

B, b, but...what if you have ocd, and can't sleep and stuff?

Yanno?


If you read everything or almost everything on these message boards,
you are a masochist of the highest degree.
[sm=crop.gif]



MissHarlet -> RE: But Seriously, If You're Gonna Make Something UP... (3/2/2008 8:47:57 PM)

All I can say is AMEN ....  to the title of the thread !



xxblushesxx -> RE: But Seriously, If You're Gonna Make Something UP... (3/2/2008 8:51:06 PM)

Yes...I am a SAM.

HoneyMaster cries Himself to sleep most nights...



LadyRainfire -> RE: But Seriously, If You're Gonna Make Something UP... (3/2/2008 9:03:20 PM)

LMAO... I've seen some of them and since they read like really bad cheap porn, I ignore them if I'm even able to finish them. Though I do admit to being a glutton for humour and going back and reading some of the answers. There are some very intelligent and creative people here with a fantastic sense of humour! [:D]



xxblushesxx -> RE: But Seriously, If You're Gonna Make Something UP... (3/2/2008 9:20:41 PM)

Where?!!! *shakes Lady RainFire HARD*
Where, for Gawds sake where?!!!!!!



pahunkboy -> RE: But Seriously, If You're Gonna Make Something UP... (3/3/2008 5:19:08 AM)

there are times when a lie or non-answere is quite appropriate.

one neighbor of mine grilled me as to what my taxes are.  i danced around it.  she then said- you dont have to answere it if i am being nosey. well she knows i respect elders. [she is 75]  thus i never said yeah this question is being nosey.   well - should it come up again, , ill say u are nosey.

on what you do in bed-  im afraid the mattress has collapsed for the 5th time, due to the intense thrusting and twirling.  see?



Jeffff -> RE: But Seriously, If You're Gonna Make Something UP... (3/3/2008 6:30:56 AM)

I am presently involved with a former, but recent playboy centerfold model.
Everything SEEMS to be ok. She is a totally submissive slut, Denys me nothing, and can have an orgasm in less than 2O seconds.

My concern, and please don't flame me as I am just looking for REAL advice, her overbite.
While she is perfect in every other way, she has a slight over bite. I am not sure how much longer I can put up with this

Help, Please!!

Jeffwey



mnottertail -> RE: But Seriously, If You're Gonna Make Something UP... (3/3/2008 6:32:11 AM)

kick her to the curb, teeth first.

Leon Spinks 



MstrssPassion -> RE: But Seriously, If You're Gonna Make Something UP... (3/3/2008 6:35:02 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

I am presently involved with a former, but recent playboy centerfold model.
Everything SEEMS to be ok. She is a totally submissive slut, Denys me nothing, and can have an orgasm in less than 2O seconds.

My concern, and please don't flame me as I am just looking for REAL advice, her overbite.
While she is perfect in every other way, she has a slight over bite. I am not sure how much longer I can put up with this

Help, Please!!

Jeffwey






pony play



GreedyTop -> RE: But Seriously, If You're Gonna Make Something UP... (3/3/2008 6:46:54 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MstrssPassion

quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

I am presently involved with a former, but recent playboy centerfold model.
Everything SEEMS to be ok. She is a totally submissive slut, Denys me nothing, and can have an orgasm in less than 2O seconds.

My concern, and please don't flame me as I am just looking for REAL advice, her overbite.
While she is perfect in every other way, she has a slight over bite. I am not sure how much longer I can put up with this

Help, Please!!

Jeffwey

pony play


*snicker*



xxblushesxx -> RE: But Seriously, If You're Gonna Make Something UP... (3/3/2008 6:48:40 AM)

[sm=horse.gif][sm=biggrin.gif]



domahpet -> RE: But Seriously, If You're Gonna Make Something UP... (3/3/2008 6:58:20 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

there are times when a lie or non-answere is quite appropriate.



seriously need to remember this, thanks hunkboy



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