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kittinSol -> RE: What have you done lately? (3/3/2008 10:47:45 AM)

I managed to be polite to a wanker. Yeah... I know... I shocked myself, actually [8|] .




xxblushesxx -> RE: What have you done lately? (3/3/2008 10:48:30 AM)

I know what Jeffff did....
He made a new thread about a t-girl domme who hates cross-dressing, but is wearing a dress, speaks in the third person, and wants her sub's balls cut off...




mnottertail -> RE: What have you done lately? (3/3/2008 10:50:20 AM)

Poetic License.....


Robt. Burns




GreedyTop -> RE: What have you done lately? (3/3/2008 10:52:42 AM)

Rabbie! Bring on the haggis!




LaTigresse -> RE: What have you done lately? (3/3/2008 11:20:35 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: kittinSol

I managed to be polite to a wanker. Yeah... I know... I shocked myself, actually [8|] .


I am impressed.




GreedyTop -> RE: What have you done lately? (3/3/2008 11:27:00 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: kittinSol

I managed to be polite to a wanker. Yeah... I know... I shocked myself, actually [8|] .


Well done!!




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: What have you done lately? (3/3/2008 11:27:23 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx

I know what Jeffff did....
He made a new thread about a t-girl domme who hates cross-dressing, but is wearing a dress, speaks in the third person, and wants her sub's balls cut off...


and wears stuffed water bra's to make it look like he has weel bewbies.





kittinSol -> RE: What have you done lately? (3/3/2008 11:27:53 AM)

Tigresse, GreedyTop, moi: group hug!




LaTigresse -> RE: What have you done lately? (3/3/2008 7:24:39 PM)

I thought I had better tell you what my one thing was.

I was out running the dogs Sunday evening when the large german shepherd started barking her mean, "I mean business" bark. the two dogs I had on leashes started freaking out. We went out to the bee hives and saw that she had a possum cornered. It was hissing and drooling, she was barking and growling.

Now, we've had plenty of possums, among other things, trek through this little slice of heaven. But one thing I know about possums, when confronted with 2 large pissed off dogs they will usually flop over and play dead. This one wasn't. That concerned me. So I took the two leashed dogs inside. Considered whether or not to dig for shells and the right gun to fit them or grab a heavy garden shovel. I had a dog dangerously close to pushing the possum envelope and a shovel at hand.

I grabbed the leash and shovel and ran back out to the bee hives. Fortunately she is a smart dog(as well as terribly neurotic) and as soon as she saw me flying across the yard brandishing heavy shovel and yelling at her to leave it alone she beat a hasty retreat.

So, I decided to confront the ugly little beast and make certain it wasn't going to hurt my precious furry babies. Three strong whacks of that shovel and we had one dead possum. The coyotes had a free dinner last night on me.

Possum killer LaT




domiguy -> RE: What have you done lately? (3/3/2008 7:26:21 PM)

I love a women that knows how to wack off a nuisance.

Am I bothering you yet?




sweetwenchie -> RE: What have you done lately? (3/3/2008 7:28:09 PM)

Damn LaT, if zombies attack i think i'll go hide out behind you if that is okay. [;)] 




LaTigresse -> RE: What have you done lately? (3/3/2008 7:30:28 PM)

Are you growling, hissing, and drooling?




Jeffff -> RE: What have you done lately? (3/3/2008 7:33:40 PM)

You thought THAT was gonna bother Me?

Thats hot!....Kinda like a QueenWarriorBitch........

I'll be sleepin on MY Back tonight!.....nudge nudge

Ward




LaTigresse -> RE: What have you done lately? (3/3/2008 7:48:33 PM)

Well I left out the part that there was a wee bit of blood splatter when I bashed his head in. Kinda freaked out the other person that was here when I came in grumbling about having to take a shower before I wanted to.

Mad, blood splatter woman brandishing blood stained shovel.

This is the second time I've had to whack a possum since living here.




sweetwenchie -> RE: What have you done lately? (3/3/2008 7:49:25 PM)

From someone who gets off on torture porn, that visual of you LaT was HOT!!!




Daddysredhead -> RE: What have you done lately? (3/3/2008 7:58:24 PM)

Wow, LaT...  you beastie, you!  *rarrrrr!!!*  [:D]

My neighbor had a sex toy party Friday night and the saleslady turned out to be a woman whose wedding I did 14 years ago when I was a bridal consultant.  She couldn't believe that I was so extraverted compared to the way I was back then.  I laughed and told her there was more unbelievable news to me than just being the party's wildchild.  She asked what it could possibly be after I told her I used to sell the toys, too.  So...  I thought, what the hell, and outed myself to her about exactly what kind of lifestyle I was in with Daddy.  She was not only stunned speechless, she asked me (in private) to help her with the presentation because she wanted to see if I really used to sell the stuff and if I was rowdy enough to talk about phuk toyz in front of 25 strange women.  I laughed my ass off and told her that talking to 25 nillas about phuk toyz was nothing compared to getting nekkid in front of a club full of people and getting your ass beat for fun.  At that point, she just dropped her jaw, and I helped her get an extra $150 in sales.  [;)]




Daddysredhead -> RE: What have you done lately? (3/3/2008 7:59:50 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Mad, blood splatter woman brandishing blood stained shovel.


THAT is hot...  and incentive for compliance...   *giggles*




LaTigresse -> RE: What have you done lately? (3/3/2008 8:08:40 PM)

Maybe I should take up hunting again..........




lauren0221 -> RE: What have you done lately? (3/3/2008 8:17:51 PM)

And now I feel even more silly that I let the possum who thinks he owns my porch dominate me.




GreedyTop -> RE: What have you done lately? (3/3/2008 8:31:20 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: lauren0221

And now I feel even more silly that I let the possum who thinks he owns my porch dominate me.



LMAO!! 

(love the new pic, btw, lauren [sm=shake.gif])




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