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Gwynvyd -> RE: A Day in the Life of Joe Conservative (3/4/2008 11:16:59 PM)
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ORIGINAL: domiguy
Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
Here is a little test that will help you decide. You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock 40cal, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
Southerner.
Is immediately killed...Didn't get off of his cousin in time to ward off the attacker.
Democrat.
Disarms the attacker. Didn't shoot him because he doesn't feel the need to carry a weapon. Doesn't walk around afraid of his own shadow and afraid of eveything that appears foreign. He believes that bad things can happen but is not going to allow that fear to rule his life...He never really considered whether the attacker was Islamic or not...It really didn't seem relevant to the situation. He goes on, lives his life with understanding and compassion.
Republican
Immediately shoots the attacker. Out of fear simulatenously shoots and kills five other Americans, two of Indian ethnicity , one Phillipino, an African and some white chick who just got out of the tanning salon. Figured they were all Muslims and all Muslims are terrorists like that Obama Hussein Bin Laden guy running for the Presidency.
Because of the attack he starts a war on all Muslims. Thousands are killed and wounded. He cares not. It is all justifiable.
He goes home. Cheats on his wife. Goes to church on Sunday. and complains of the immoral conduct of the liberals.
It's all sooooo sad.
Another moment of clairity...
*just smiles*
Gwyn
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