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fastlane -> If I go from Bud, to Budlight, am I switch? (9/23/2005 7:08:18 PM)

I have noticed a little beer belly in my physique, so I have decided to switch. I'm going to light beer. I want to keep this hard body forever! Or atleast for another month or two...Fricken birthdays!

However, while I'm on the subject, I am also switching sexual preference when it comes to BDSM....I have decided to become a ..........model for Doms who are confused...like myself.

catsup or mustard? McDonalds are Burger King? Redskins or Ravens? Life is so confusing, but in an attempt to straighten it all out, I shall sacrifice myslef.

Next time I have sex (God only knows when that may be?)
Lights on, or lights off? I control the switch, but I'm sooooo confused?

You know what..I'm staying with Bud, BurgerKing and Domainat....Thank you!


Swithches...please weigh in.




KatyLied -> RE: If I go from Bud, to Budlight, am I switch? (9/23/2005 7:13:09 PM)

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I have noticed a little beer belly


Oh, please. ::rolls eyes::

More cheeseburger!




fastlane -> RE: If I go from Bud, to Budlight, am I switch? (9/23/2005 7:38:51 PM)

Sushi, for me....and milkbones for you...LOL




kisshou -> RE: If I go from Bud, to Budlight, am I switch? (9/23/2005 7:43:52 PM)

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If I go from Bud, to Budlight, am I switch?


**lol**




KatyLied -> RE: If I go from Bud, to Budlight, am I switch? (9/23/2005 7:48:40 PM)

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milkbones for you...


yum milk bones yum (I think!!)





NakedOnMyChain -> RE: If I go from Bud, to Budlight, am I switch? (9/23/2005 9:23:54 PM)

MILLER!!!!!!!!!! NOT BUD, NOT BUD LIGHT, NOT MILLER LIGHT! JUST ICE COLD MILLER GENUINE DRAFT! Wow. I needed that out of my system. I feel better now...and I want beer.




tarnishedhalo777 -> RE: If I go from Bud, to Budlight, am I switch? (9/24/2005 7:44:12 AM)

ya know, you can make a joke about it all you want but maybe for some of us it isn't.

Domming left me feeling unfulfilled...so i changed my 'label' to switch...

i was raised /cultural and jungean collective unconscious ...
to believe that 'man is to be in charge'..then society/life experience
took that away from me
leaving me w/ a dilemma
of mentally i prefer having a dominant in my life....
physically,sure being worshipped is great..
but not where i Truly wish in my mind and heart to be.....

so dont make fun of pain in the butt switches...

some of us have to walk where we walk to get where we're going....

otherwise
your sense of humor would be amusing first thing in the morning.

...........smirnoff twisted BTW..........




GADomCpl -> RE: If I go from Bud, to Budlight, am I switch? (9/24/2005 11:03:01 AM)

LMAO, I am a Bud and McDonalds guy myself.

Troy




gypsysoul -> RE: If I go from Bud, to Budlight, am I switch? (9/24/2005 2:05:27 PM)

If you go from Bud to Bud Light, you will just drink more of it. Try a little apple schnapps to pass out earlier. You might wake up to find someone is fucking you with the lights on.

Budweiser and Subway... mustard is always better than ketchup, particularly on bratwurst, and I don't mean that in a fellatious way... tennis or some other one on one sport.





fastlane -> RE: If I go from Bud, to Budlight, am I switch? (9/24/2005 3:50:26 PM)

gypsy...LMAO....good one!
Tarni, trust me, this was all in jest and not to demean your lifestyle or your choices, so please do not take offense.

MGD...hmmm, yup, this stuff is pretty good....There I go switching again!




tarnishedhalo777 -> RE: If I go from Bud, to Budlight, am I switch? (9/24/2005 4:55:50 PM)

no offense taken.....just not enough coffee




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