hopelessfool
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Joined: 7/29/2005 Status: offline
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What about evil things we have done to our Owner? My first owner and I had a very clear open playful relationship, If he played a prank on me, I was open to play a prank in return, so when he invited my mother as well as his mother over to tea, when he knew full well it was summer break, and That I would be in the nude suntanning on the balcony.......We played lets see with Master hates the most. One thing he hated, was when I would speak in third person, and finish every sentence in a mock brittish accent, Yes Master, God of Tampons... He put lemon in my shampoo and I looked like horrid for a month.
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" I have nothing left to give, I have found the perfect end, You remain to make it hurt, disappear in to the dirt, carry me to heavens arms.....Dear Agony Just let go of me, suffer slowly, is this the way its gotta be, Dear Agony...."
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