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lusciouslips19 -> RE: DEAR CALI (2/2/2010 5:26:11 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: girlygurl Dear Cali, I'm stuck on the vision of hejira having a mouthful of cock. Now, what was I here to post? Oh yea, It's dinner time and I don't know what to eat. Argh, nothing sounds good, but I gotta eat somethin. Wish there was cock around [:D] ETA: Smiling at zephy's post. Yea, I'm with her. I got it good on Saturday but I want more dayum it! girly of the slutish type Howw bouts a Bratwurst????[8\|]

Phoenixpower -> RE: DEAR CALI (2/2/2010 11:30:05 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KMsAngel we don't want to be comparing year(s), greedy. trust me on this. Why not? [8\|]

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (2/3/2010 10:40:11 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Sundowner Dear Cali I believe that I, and one ot two other CM men, might be able to offer kindly help to Anne and Greedy and any others in a similar plight - all that's needed is your wise endorsement to persuade them of the rightness of this path. Yours, AlwaysWillingToHelp Dear WantsAnEasyLay, How generous of you to offer to take one for the team. But before I give my ringing endorsement, I think I will have to do some personal testing, to make sure that you are up to the task. No, no, don't thank me, happy to do it. SacrificialLambCali

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (2/3/2010 10:41:57 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Sundowner Dear Cali I was trying to provoke the two antipodean girls into naked mud-wrestling but Angel doesn't twuly love me and wanders has wandered off. Should I just drink to forget about Australia? Yours, Heart-broken Or you could beat your meat to forget about it. Either way. I'd say get a blowjob, but apparently you're having issues keeping the girls within reach. Hint: Get them metal collars and then stick a huge magnet in your shorts. Cali

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (2/3/2010 10:45:19 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: wandersalone Dear Cali I am pining away fro my one true love however he won't even acknowledge my existence and instead he has given MY lockets to all of the other floosies. How can I win him back? Apparently, you should naked mud-wrestle with Angel. I think you should also tell your one true love that I need a new car, to keep my locket safe within its confines. Cali

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (2/3/2010 10:55:37 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KMsAngel Dear Cali, how long do sperm whales live? signed, studius Dear TryingToThrowMeForALoop: I was going to say "longer than the sperm regular", but I'll give you this instead: The Sperm Whale, Physeter macrocephalus, is a marine mammal species having the largest brain of any animal. The name comes from the milky-white waxy substance, spermaceti, found in its head and originally mistaken for sperm. A bull can grow up to 20.5 metres (67 ft) long. It is the largest living toothed animal. The head can take up to one-third of the animal's length. The sperm whale can live for more than 70 years. Cali

Sundowner -> RE: DEAR CALI (2/3/2010 2:40:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick quote: ORIGINAL: KMsAngel Dear Cali, how long do sperm whales live? signed, studius Dear TryingToThrowMeForALoop: I was going to say "longer than the sperm regular", but I'll give you this instead: The Sperm Whale, Physeter macrocephalus, is a marine mammal species having the largest brain of any animal. The name comes from the milky-white waxy substance, spermaceti, found in its head and originally mistaken for sperm. A bull can grow up to 20.5 metres (67 ft) long. It is the largest living toothed animal. The head can take up to one-third of the animal's length. The sperm whale can live for more than 70 years. Cali Angel - take care; know that Cali didn't get that from Wikipedia - Wikipedia got that from Cali. Wise and all-knowing is our girl.

Sundowner -> RE: DEAR CALI (2/3/2010 2:49:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick ... I will have to do some personal testing, to make sure that you are up to the task. Dear Cali A lady is hinting that we should indulge in intimate thingy but I've already had this year's orgasm. [&o] Do you think it would be ok if I had another one? Would this be legal? Would it damage my health? How would I explain this to any other ladies who might want intimate thingy? What should I do? WantsAnEasyLay

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (2/3/2010 4:29:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Sundowner Dear Cali A lady is hinting that we should indulge in intimate thingy but I've already had this year's orgasm. [&o] Do you think it would be ok if I had another one? That all depends... am I in your will? Where's Richard Brain when you need him? Cali

sunshinemiss -> RE: DEAR CALI (2/3/2010 5:35:50 PM)
He's with Abby... You know... Abby Normal...

cjan -> RE: DEAR CALI (2/3/2010 9:33:31 PM)
Dear Cali, The other evening, whilst at a local play party, I overheard some peeps talking about "smoked butt". From what I could hear, they seemed very enthusiastic about it. Being shy, I didn't want to, um, butt in , so I'm hoping you could enlighten me as to what they were referring to. Is it some bdsm practice that I'm unfamilar with ? I tried some Internet research, but when I typed in smokedbutt.com, I got a sight devoted to lighting farts enthusiasts. I very much doubt that was the practice referred to. I hope that you can enlighten me. CuriousGeorge

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (2/3/2010 9:44:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cjan Dear Cali, The other evening, whilst at a local play party, I overheard some peeps talking about "smoked butt". From what I could hear, they seemed very enthusiastic about it. Being shy, I didn't want to, um, butt in , so I'm hoping you could enlighten me as to what they were referring to. Is it some bdsm practice that I'm unfamilar with ? I tried some Internet research, but when I typed in smokedbutt.com, I got a sight devoted to lighting farts enthusiasts. I very much doubt that was the practice referred to. I hope that you can enlighten me. CuriousGeorge Dear GeorgiePorgie: The fact that you heard it at a play party is what threw you off track. Some people's minds are ALWAYS in the gutter! Go to http://smokedporkbutt.com (I kid you not). Cali

sunshinemiss -> RE: DEAR CALI (2/3/2010 10:40:43 PM)
I thought "smoked butt" is the thing at the end of the cigarette. Well butter my bun and call me biscuit!

ResidentSadist -> RE: DEAR CALI (2/4/2010 2:49:18 AM)
^ you have buttered buns? Well hello "biscuit"!

FukinTroll -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/20/2011 4:07:48 PM)
Dear Cali, I was thinking about this girl... you don't know her, I'm sure... anyway, I was hoping to get some advice on her big 50 b-day present. I made a list an everythin... actually, it was a friend of a friend... you don't know the guy. I am sure it was the friend of a friends, roommates cousin from collages girlfriends uncles best buddy. Yep, that is it. Porsche Manor in the South of France Villa in Hawaii The longer the list got the more it occurred to me... him, even... just how superfluous material things were. I, well, he settled on a gift that would keep on giving and made a new list. Private Detective... $5,590.00 (just in case she hides out for that b-day) Satalite tracking devices... $4,782.00 (just in case she spontaneously flees from the b-day) Birthday bash (air travel for her friends included)... $16,897.00 (just to get everyone to the b-day, hideout or not) Resort rent (all rooms all floors)... $27,345.00 Spanish flies... $234.00 Frozen Margaretta... $15.50 Sabotaged condom... $3.50 Knocking her up for her 50th b-day... Priceless. For all the evil shit you want to do TrollCard can get you there. Is there, on the off chance, anything I missed in the latter list? I mean, I missed that he showed me that I probably could've helped him with... better... maybe. Signed Sadistic Sperm Donor's friend of a friend

sunshinemiss -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/20/2011 4:22:03 PM)
Dear Troll, You forgot a surrogate mother. She doesn't want to lose her figure. California Sun

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (4/29/2011 4:03:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FukinTroll The longer the list got the more it occurred to me... him, even... just how superfluous material things were. I, well, he settled on a gift that would keep on giving and made a new list. Knocking her up for her 50th b-day... Priceless. Sadistic Sperm Donor's friend of a friend Dear Couldn't-Be-More-Transparent-If-You-Tried-and-I'm-Onto-Your-Game-So-Stop-Bugging-Me-To-Answer I already told you, I'm turning 47 this year. I already told you, I'm not having any more children. I already told you, I'm hiding out from age 49 to 51, just to make sure that I don't have a baby at 50. Now buy the dang diamond necklace I picked out, and quitcher whining. SweetestGirl

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