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Saying goodbye to "Mother" - 3/13/2008 5:50:18 AM

WylddrgNfairy

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You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One! You don't even have
to like 'em!

We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We
turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our
pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.

We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived
and we opened the front door to leave the house.

The cat that we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We
didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat
the bird.

My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The
cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife
doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the
night.

So, sheexplains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, 'He's just
going
upstairs to say goodbye to my mother.'

A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' I said,
as we drove away. 'That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to
poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take
off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket
to keep her from biting and scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her
fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!'

The cab driver hit a parked car.

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RE: Saying goodbye to "Mother" - 3/13/2008 12:09:08 PM

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That was funny!!! LOL!!!

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RE: Saying goodbye to "Mother" - 3/13/2008 5:55:14 PM

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i laughed so hard i almost fell off the couch!!!

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RE: Saying goodbye to "Mother" - 3/15/2008 12:57:07 AM

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Mr. Superior says:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That was a good story, Mr. Superior likes it!

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RE: Saying goodbye to "Mother" - 3/15/2008 6:25:05 AM

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LOL...

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RE: Saying goodbye to "Mother" - 3/15/2008 9:12:35 AM

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That was a good one everyone was staring at me while I giggled.....

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RE: Saying goodbye to "Mother" - 3/15/2008 4:22:09 PM

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