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RE: Does your pastor spank? - 3/14/2008 6:46:31 AM   
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A Dominant friend of mine used to have a female pastor of a church come to him semi-regularly for "absolution". From what he says, the sessions were very intense per her request. Makes me wonder about the "demons" of the ordained

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RE: Does your pastor spank? - 3/14/2008 7:11:58 AM   
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I belong to a Lutheran church.  My pastor discussed discipline in a sermon the other day.  He said how it is important to have discipline in your life.  Well, I agree with him.  Do you think I could ask him to spank me on a regular basis?  Has anyone ever asked their pastor to spank them?


Why would you assume that by discipline he meant spanking?  Having discipline means being in control of what you say and do.  Getting up every morning at 6 because you have to be on time for work. going to the gym 4 times a week because you want to be  healthy.  Saving money every week, cleaning your house everyday, etc etc.... you can list 1000 things you can have discipline for.  If you need someone to be on top of you all the time by spanking you for everything you do wrong you h ave absolutely no discipline at all.  People shouldn't be punished to do the things they need to do, that's being irresponsible and childish. 

Keep this to fantasy, asking your pastor to spank you would be akin to him asking you to kneel and pray for 5 hours a day to absolve other people for their sins and transgressions.


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RE: Does your pastor spank? - 3/14/2008 7:14:27 AM   
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RE: Does your pastor spank? - 3/14/2008 7:17:38 AM   
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What the heck is it about us Lutherans that makes us all so damned sexy? Is it in the coffee? Or the green bean casserole (with the Campbells cream of Mushroom soup and the fried onion bits on top)?



OMG...I almost choked on my morning coffee when I read this!!!  My dad was one of seven brothers.  He and one of his brothers married sisters who converted my dad and his brother to the Methodist faith.  But the other 5 of his brothers and his parents remained good Lutherans.  I cannot recall one "get-together" time at their houses over the course of my life without at least one meal containing the above-noted green bean casserole.  And when some chef somewhere added slivered almonds?  OMG, my aunts went nuts with them!!!  And leave us not forget that other Lutheran staple...the orange jello with little mandarin oranges in it mixed with cottage cheese to create another type of VOILA!  Jello salad!!!!

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RE: Does your pastor spank? - 3/14/2008 7:23:09 AM   
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And leave us not forget that other Lutheran staple...the orange jello with little mandarin oranges in it mixed with cottage cheese to create another type of VOILA!  Jello salad!!!!


Ok, there went the last vestage of potential hotness from this thread!

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RE: Does your pastor spank? - 3/14/2008 7:34:25 AM   
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What the heck is it about us Lutherans that makes us all so damned sexy? Is it in the coffee? Or the green bean casserole (with the Campbells cream of Mushroom soup and the fried onion bits on top)?



OMG...I almost choked on my morning coffee when I read this!!! My dad was one of seven brothers. He and one of his brothers married sisters who converted my dad and his brother to the Methodist faith. But the other 5 of his brothers and his parents remained good Lutherans. I cannot recall one "get-together" time at their houses over the course of my life without at least one meal containing the above-noted green bean casserole. And when some chef somewhere added slivered almonds? OMG, my aunts went nuts with them!!! And leave us not forget that other Lutheran staple...the orange jello with little mandarin oranges in it mixed with cottage cheese to create another type of VOILA! Jello salad!!!!



sadly, there's a bit of nostalgia when i read this. i swear, there are peoples out here who have no idea that whole menu's revolve around condensed mushroom soup, or green bean casseroles and as for jello with the main meal?? not a chance!

my last hold out is my thanksgiving dinner over here - i serve what *I* want, not what the cretins here think is right! (which includes neither of the above, lol!)

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RE: Does your pastor spank? - 3/14/2008 7:41:53 AM   
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My former Pastor and hope to be my Pastor used to tell me in a jokingly manner that he was going to send a Deacon with a whip if I did not come to church.   I smiled real big, and said, send them all.  lol
But on the other hand, this reminds me of the new former governor in New York who is facing major prostitution charges.  Abuse of power would definitely come in to my opinion and not to mention the porn opportunities and assult and battery charges that could pop up later.  Not a practical thing to do by all means.
He was supposed to be referring to self discipline.  
 
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I belong to a Lutheran church.  My pastor discussed discipline in a sermon the other day.  He said how it is important to have discipline in your life.  Well, I agree with him.  Do you think I could ask him to spank me on a regular basis?  Has anyone ever asked their pastor to spank them?

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RE: Does your pastor spank? - 3/14/2008 8:08:09 AM   
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And leave us not forget that other Lutheran staple...the orange jello with little mandarin oranges in it mixed with cottage cheese to create another type of VOILA!  Jello salad!!!!


Ok, there went the last vestage of potential hotness from this thread!


Yea I'm like WTF.  I got this visual of the snake working up this girls thigh.  Her bent over a pew.  Looking over her shoulder.... the pastor named snidley whiplash... handelbar moustache  saying I gonna knock SATAN ....JEllo... hell im off this thread.

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RE: Does your pastor spank? - 3/15/2008 6:04:18 PM   
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Those who mention finding a costume for someone to dress up in just don't get the respect I have for the pastor.  It is the respect I give the pastor which draws me to thinking he would be an appropriate person to spank me...the same respect my father got when I was growing up.  Dressing up like a pastor and hearing a "FABULOUS LISP" out of him would just ruin the effect each spank would have. 

Those who want to "define" discipline as being in control of your own life need to realize that the church wants to have control of your life.  Someone being in control of your life is NOT your "self-discipline" you describe so preciously.  Discipline is a consequence for actions.  If you need a consequence for an "action" then it should be an "action."  Spanking is an action.  God will know the consequences of my beliefs and I believe that my actions should be controlled...hence disciplined...and therefore spanked...

Please, do not comment on this if your IQ is under 100. (that would be 75% of the responses I've seen so far)

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RE: Does your pastor spank? - 3/15/2008 6:08:48 PM   
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I really hope that this is a joke.  And even if it is I don't think it is particularly funny

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RE: Does your pastor spank? - 3/15/2008 6:23:04 PM   
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the orange jello with little mandarin oranges in it mixed with cottage cheese to create another type of VOILA!  Jello salad!!!!


Ok, there went the last vestage of potential hotness from this thread!


Yea I'm like WTF.  I got this visual of the snake working up this girls thigh.  Her bent over a pew.  Looking over her shoulder.... the pastor named snidley whiplash... handelbar moustache  saying I gonna knock SATAN ....JEllo... hell im off this thread.

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OMG thats toooooo funnny thankyou, you had me all worked up there too, snakes n pews?? what what???/ then the jello, helloooooooo, squelched fantasy number one.sigh but l aughin to hard at the visual

I dont think Ive ever met a lutheran, are they anything like plymouth bretheren? they are scary suckers.
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RE: Does your pastor spank? - 3/15/2008 6:23:24 PM   
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What a strange thread! 

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RE: Does your pastor spank? - 3/15/2008 7:15:37 PM   
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I agree this is strange I think it's joke at least I hope so.

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RE: Does your pastor spank? - 3/15/2008 7:42:16 PM   
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Those who mention finding a costume for someone to dress up in just don't get the respect I have for the pastor.  It is the respect I give the pastor which draws me to thinking he would be an appropriate person to spank me...the same respect my father got when I was growing up.  Dressing up like a pastor and hearing a "FABULOUS LISP" out of him would just ruin the effect each spank would have. 

Please, do not comment on this if your IQ is under 100. (that would be 75% of the responses I've seen so far)


Homophobic slightly? Very unattractive trait.

If you really respected him, then you wouldn't be angling to get him out of a job.

For a man who claims to be very intelligent, you aren't displaying it.

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RE: Does your pastor spank? - 3/15/2008 7:52:11 PM   
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OP - I seriously suggest that instead of asking the pastor if he'll spank you, you ask him what he meant by the word discipline.

I know quite a few Lutherans. Corporal discipline is not in their religious practice. 

Merciful heavens - Martin must be spinning in his grave at the very thought.

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RE: Does your pastor spank? - 3/15/2008 7:53:25 PM   
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perhaps you should consider a form of discipline, an action, that would benefit someone beside yourself...say volunteering withing your church/parish. 

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RE: Does your pastor spank? - 3/15/2008 8:17:00 PM   
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Nah, it's the Tuna Casserole!

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RE: Does your pastor spank? - 3/15/2008 8:59:45 PM   
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I belong to a Lutheran church.  My pastor discussed discipline in a sermon the other day.  He said how it is important to have discipline in your life.  Well, I agree with him.  Do you think I could ask him to spank me on a regular basis?  Has anyone ever asked their pastor to spank them?



I have never asked...but it is pretty clear that our pastor doesn't have time for such meaningless bullshit...Spanking would cause him to sacrifice and miss some of that glorious sodomy.

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RE: Does your pastor spank? - 3/15/2008 9:09:52 PM   
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Maybe these people would do it for you.


http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/

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RE: Does your pastor spank? - 3/15/2008 9:14:18 PM   
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Those who mention finding a costume for someone to dress up in just don't get the respect I have for the pastor.  It is the respect I give the pastor which draws me to thinking he would be an appropriate person to spank me...


You need to respect the person spanking you ? That's fucked up. I think you may be missing the point here

Wtf ? is that my tongue in my cheek ?

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