sunshinemiss
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Joined: 11/26/2007 Status: offline
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Ok, I'm gonna do an "I hate it" post. Brace yourselves. I hate today. I"m having sh*t for a day. I forgot to make coffee last night so Mistress would have her coffee this morning. So she woke me up and I had to make it. I spilled coffee all over the counter. *sigh* Then I made Master's breakfast. I dropped butter down my pants and then onto the floor. I picked it up and threw it to the sink to flush through the garbage disposal. I missed. It hung on the counter for a moment and then plopped... back on the floor. Now I got 2 butter splotches on the floor and a line of butter down my pants. And a dog trying to get at all that. *sigh* Then I go to move my car so Mistress can get her car out. I sit and wait. The dog won't even sit in front with me. He moves to the back of the car and puts his poor puppy dog sad eyes on the arm rest by me. And then I go around the block, forgetting to stop at the post office and come back home. *sigh* The dog and I get out of the car where I promptly begin to slide over ice as he pulls me along. He's a great dog, just rambunctious. Yep, more fricking ice. And then I let him go up on the porch cause I don't wanna fall, and there's a fence there. and a hole as it turns out... where the dog frees himself of the tyranny of sunshine's restraints and runs around the front yard peeing everywhere *sigh* So I open the door. "Master can you please help me get your dog?" One Master, one squeaky toy and the dog comes running back. *whew* Did I mention that my uncle got out of the hospital last night after his chest pains were found to be basically nada? And there was a big problem in the neighborhood? The dog was sick yesterday? And I had nightmares all night? I am feeling like the most worthless, unnecessary piece of crap in the entire universe. I hate that.
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Yes, I am a wonton hussy... and still sweet as 3.14
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