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RE: I hate it when........ - 2/15/2009 8:30:08 PM   
Asherdelampyr


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oh
drauka_delampyr

thought everyone had it by now :P

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RE: I hate it when........ - 2/15/2009 8:32:31 PM   
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is that YIM?

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RE: I hate it when........ - 2/15/2009 8:33:24 PM   
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Yahoo is being evil.....

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RE: I hate it when........ - 2/15/2009 8:35:24 PM   
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Oui, it is Yim
my MSN is my email address is my CM is every other username
but I made my yim when I was 10

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RE: I hate it when........ - 2/15/2009 8:45:19 PM   
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Adores Red, for taking the heat for the rest of us. 

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RE: I hate it when........ - 2/15/2009 8:47:05 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

I hate it when I am found out.

People, I am the one with secret stress in Florida that has apparently spilled all the way to wherever the hell the "journalist" is.

Let me confess it, right here and right now...

The morning of the wedding in Florida, I was getting dressed and wondering, which then turned to freaking out, which then turned into mass hysteria and global panic.

Why you ask?  Lemme tell you.

I was looking at my dress, wondering if I should wear the clear straps with my bra or go strapless. 

I mean FFS, this is a huge phukking dilema!  DaddyBoo has enormous issues with bra straps showing because He says it looks "ghetto."

So.....  do I wear the clear straps and disappoint Him to His heart, knowing that I have violated one of the only rules He has given me?  Do I sneak around and tell Him that no one took pictures and it's impossible for Him to see what I looked like the day of the wedding?  Do I lie to my Master through my deceitful slut teeth?

Or...

Do I take the clear straps off and wear the bra strapless as I did once before? 

I mean, what kind of woman am I, asking one foundation garment to defy the laws of gravity and physics and even the laws of nature, by keeping my big ole' titties facing forward and cinched up where they belong? 

I was terrified, knowing that removing the straps would make me the obedient slave that IntenseMaster, my DaddyBoo, deserves... but yet, one wayward motion by me, could release the tension being held by my overly expensive brassiere, and the entire wedding/reception venue could be completely overcome by lily-white titties that may possibly spring forth from my dress like an inflatable dingy from a sinking cruise ship. 

I had to make the decision, no one else could do it for me.  I removed the clear straps, with Tulip's help, like a bomb squad clipping the red and blue wires from an explosive device. 

I knew that I was taking a risk, but it had to be done.  The notion that I may disappoint my Master from afar wasn't an option for me.  I knew that this was precarious, taking the lives of the people I have come to adore from CM into my own hands - or bra rather.  One wrong move and I'd be performing non-consensual breath play with 50 people. 

My bewbage was under more pressure than a can of Pilsbury Grands biscuits, but I made it through the day and the evening, titties intact.  No suffocation of friends occured.

And for that, I am grateful.

So, now that I've "outed" myself... this silly business of mystery people not having fun in Florida can be put to rest.

It was me.

And my tits.

I hope that you all can fogive me.

Everyone knows that all good scandals are exposed to the light.

So now, I sit here... exposed.  (And chilly.  It's only 34*F here right now.)   Brrr...  

Forgive me? 

~ Red, the remarkably twisted  


Well slap my ass and call me Judy!!! OH MY GOD!! Is this the funniest post ever or what??? Red..I laughed my ass off, you are so cute! I knew I should have felt you up when I had a chance!! Dayummmmmm!

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RE: I hate it when........ - 2/15/2009 8:49:12 PM   
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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

I can but need Red's permission first!


Have at it, Bearilicious! 

*giggles*  I so lubs you...

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RE: I hate it when........ - 2/15/2009 8:51:26 PM   
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quote:

I could have flooded out the hall.


Wait...no one told me there would be watersports there! I miss the best stuff  

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RE: I hate it when........ - 2/15/2009 8:52:57 PM   
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I've wet myself




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RE: I hate it when........ - 2/15/2009 8:54:38 PM   
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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

OMFG, RED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

No fair, wench!!!!!!!!!!!

WARN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I was warned, because I am in the IN-crowd

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RE: I hate it when........ - 2/15/2009 8:56:00 PM   
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Oh honey...

Just let her know you are happy. For however long that shall last be it a month, or a lifetime.... you are happy.

If she can not be happy for you, then let her know you really do not need the negativity being brought into your happiness at this time.

Let her know she can be supportive and raise you up... and keep that closeness with you. Or she can bring you down and make a gulf between you both. It is her choice.

Good luck on this honey.

Having been part of my family... and their Issues with how I chose to love and whom.... I can tell you the good ones... the keepers will be happy for you and let you cry on their shoulders with out a told ya so if it does go wrong.

*many hugs*

Gwyn

< Message edited by Gwynvyd -- 2/15/2009 9:04:09 PM >


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RE: I hate it when........ - 2/15/2009 8:56:06 PM   
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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

I hate that when I talk (via IM) to one of my best friends..she still is not happy with me about the marriage.. she is skeptical (ok, she has reason to be..my past history is..spotted..at best).

I hate that I feel a distance that has NEVER been there, from day one of meeting her.


Hugs

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RE: I hate it when........ - 2/15/2009 8:57:17 PM   
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omg, DRH!!  i'm with MoGa, that has got to be the funniest post i have ever read here!  you should write for comedians, you've got talent!  thank goodness you, your titties and all those in attendance survived the day.  we don't need headlines like "bdsm wedding disaster caused by flying bewbage".  we get enough bad press on our own without wardrobe malfunctions.     but thanks for taking the risk and sharing your ordeal with the rest of us!
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RE: I hate it when........ - 2/15/2009 8:57:47 PM   
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ORIGINAL: trappedinamuseum

I hate it when I get a message from someone that says, "Give me your yahoo messenger ID - and be quick."

But, I love it when I can reply back with "No.  How was that for quick?"



Wow is that the new one? Just a wee step above on your knees bitch eh?

I think my response would have been "Fuck off and die- and be quick about it"

followed up by an iggy.

Bloody wankers.

Gwyn

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RE: I hate it when........ - 2/15/2009 8:58:01 PM   
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OMG..ya'll are too funny.  I am sitting here laughing hysterically at this.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 2/15/2009 8:58:13 PM   
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Potty's head

I just will not tell you how I read this...<anyone want another drink?>

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RE: I hate it when........ - 2/15/2009 8:59:32 PM   
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*adores Hib, Trapped, Asher, Gwyn, Linea, Greedy, Bear, Caro, Girly, MoGa, and anyone who may have posted before I hit OK*

hehehehe.....

(and MoGa, you can feel me up anytime!) 

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RE: I hate it when........ - 2/15/2009 9:00:48 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: MoGa

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

I hate that when I talk (via IM) to one of my best friends..she still is not happy with me about the marriage.. she is skeptical (ok, she has reason to be..my past history is..spotted..at best).

I hate that I feel a distance that has NEVER been there, from day one of meeting her.


Hugs


*and more hugs from me, Dad, and the rest of the clan*

I love you, sweetie!

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RE: I hate it when........ - 2/15/2009 9:01:35 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MoGa

quote:

I could have flooded out the hall.


Wait...no one told me there would be watersports there! I miss the best stuff  


Too funny.... no my Boi wasnt there with us. So no water sports..

But I could have provided milk for half the crew there.

*jiggles the jugs*

These babies are loaded!

~ and dangerous.

Gwyn,
who now constantly smells like breast milk. *makes a face*



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RE: I hate it when........ - 2/15/2009 9:03:11 PM   
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ORIGINAL: trappedinamuseum

I hate it when I get a message from someone that says, "Give me your yahoo messenger ID - and be quick."

But, I love it when I can reply back with "No.  How was that for quick?"


I love it!!!!!!!!!   hehehe...

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