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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

*stands on soap box....

FOR ALL THE SICKIES OUT THERE

A poem for you, with apologies to Robert Burns

*clears throat...







My nose is like a red, red rose

  That’s newly blown in June :

My nose is like a melody

  That’s sweetly honked in tune.


As fair art thou, my pasty skin,

  So deep in goop am I :

And I will blow thee still, my dear,

  Till a’ the goop goes dry.


Till a’ the bile dries up, my dear,

  And the rocks melt wi’ the snot :

And I will love thee still, my dear,

  While the diarhea shall run.


And fare thee weel, my only nose,

  And fare thee weel and smile !

For Kleenex loves you ever so,

  And makes a lovely pile.



Feel better folks.

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

*hugs my Elfin Bread*

I hate it when I am rendered mute when I walk in the door after a long and stressful day at work, only to see Thing 2 standing in the living room in a T-shirt, shorts, her dad's kick-boxing "cup," and a pair of handcuffs (part of her toy set) hanging from the cup's waistband elastic.  I just stood there, all "blink, blink" and she says, "Watch out there, woman... I'ma hafta put a hurting on ya' that you'll never forget."  I just looked at my dad, without saying a word, and he says, "Don't look at me, she's your kid." 

I'm doomed.

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I do it and then am exhausted. Nobody but me is feeling bad about how things are looking.

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

Hello folks,
I hate that I've been sick, the M's have been sick, life has been deeply stressful here.
I hate that as I look around hte house, I see where I've really let things fall apart - crumbs on the counter, dirty clothes in the hamper, the floor needing vacuumed, Master's lemonade not made.    I sit around here, trying to get my energy together, and know that each little thing is hard to do.  I do it and then am exhausted.  Nobody but me is feeling bad about how things are looking.  I know Mistress wants things better, but noone is giving me a hard time.  I just want it all to be perfect for them.  le sigh.

I hate how tired I am and that sitting and reading, watching TV, doing puzzles - that stuff is really tiring too.  sigh.

Well, it'll get better, but I hate that I'm not able to serve as well as I'd like.

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ORIGINAL: girlygurl

I hate it when I go to a casino out in the middle of who knows where (11 miles from Fresno)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

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ORIGINAL: girlygurl

I hate it when I go to a casino out in the middle of who knows where (11 miles from Fresno)

I hate it when someone gets practically within spitting distance and doesn't call me. 


Cali