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RE: I hate it when........ - 8/18/2009 1:17:49 PM

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RE: I hate it when........ - 8/18/2009 3:02:31 PM

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...I was about to meet someone whom I already met a while ago (many months ago) and all in his mind is - of course - that he would have sex out of it... how the fuck does men always think that?

He thought he would be funny with asking if bj would be classified as sex...hello?

Meeting a person does not mean meeting for sex...fuckingsake men...

So I decided to call of that meeting

He blew it

I did not expect it to be working but it surely won't when he thinks he can take 10 steps at once...not gonna work with me...

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RE: I hate it when........ - 8/18/2009 5:58:11 PM

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I hate the fact that I may seriously need to disappear. As I write it's 1.45am here in London.. I went off to sleep, my apartment in darkness, turned over woke up, feeling something plastic between me and the mattress. I was convinced that it was my cellphone and so thinking that it was attached to the charger I pulled the lead out to....

But it wasn't my cellphone... but a personal alarm I sometimes carry and I've just pulled out the cord which sets off the alarm, a 130dB siren.. I've knocked over the lamp, kicked the table, whacked my head on the door before I got to the light switch. Through my open window I hear neighbours cursing and shouting.... very rude words.

The little doofer cord thingy got hid under my massive duvet but I have found it and peace is restored.

I now have a sore head, ringing in my ears, I cannot sleep and I just want to disappear, vanish, and not meet my neighbours.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 8/18/2009 7:21:39 PM

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oh, dear Stella. {{HUGS}} Well, now you know it works.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 8/19/2009 12:17:06 AM

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I hate headaches that wont be subdued by aspirin... and cramps too.
I hate lying down, only to have cramps get me up in a foul mood (Jonnie, I'd call but you really do NOT wanna talk to me right now...)
I hate reading about a Uk citizen/Canadian citizen marriage (with a child involved!!!) where the Canadian is denied on her app to live in the UK....

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RE: I hate it when........ - 8/19/2009 3:03:37 AM

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gosh greedy...thats so hard to imagine,considering what folks are beeing let in here...

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RE: I hate it when........ - 8/19/2009 3:04:41 AM

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damn stella you are as graceful as me! im sorry darling!
greedy darling its called morphine.
i hate all the hates and i especially hate it when i come to P&RS and the i love it when section is not on the first page! wtf

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RE: I hate it when........ - 8/19/2009 3:55:35 AM

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I hate that I just ate a frozen yogurt and now my "headlights" are on FULL BLAST!

But.... this is a GOOD thing.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 8/19/2009 4:00:12 AM

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I hate that I just ate a frozen yogurt and now my "headlights" are on FULL BLAST!

But.... this is a GOOD thing.

in YOUR opinion, sure it is. But when Potsies headlights are on, NASA wants her to shine them upward so they can get a good view of the space station.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 8/19/2009 4:04:43 AM

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lol holly

What I'm curious about is why yogurt has that effect on her? Did she try to absorb it through the nipples?

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RE: I hate it when........ - 8/19/2009 4:09:05 AM

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I hate headaches that wont be subdued by aspirin... and cramps too.
I hate lying down, only to have cramps get me up in a foul mood (Jonnie, I'd call but you really do NOT wanna talk to me right now...)
I hate reading about a Uk citizen/Canadian citizen marriage (with a child involved!!!) where the Canadian is denied on her app to live in the UK....

I sorry, Greedy..... I saw it and just thought instantly of you.

I hate it when I send something that I thought might have some info for a friend and it hurts her.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 8/19/2009 4:55:13 AM

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lol holly

What I'm curious about is why yogurt has that effect on her? Did she try to absorb it through the nipples?

it was cold and she drooled it on her boobs. Thats what happens when ya don't put yer teeth in before you eat.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 8/19/2009 5:05:27 AM

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but wait at least potty has been nice to me today! koff *wench*

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RE: I hate it when........ - 8/19/2009 5:17:50 AM

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gosh greedy...thats so hard to imagine,considering what folks are beeing let in here...

If I was in such a position I'd seriously considering passing myself off as coming from Zimbabwe, all you need is to perfect your Afrikaans accent. This is serious advice because those seeking asylum often don't have citizenship documents since they have left in a hurry. The downside is you might end up being deported back to Zimbabwe although most flee into hiding before their appeal.

Only people that follow the law are given the hard time in this respect. Imagine if your appeal fails once in the country you then have to present yourself to the authorities rather than flee into hiding. Those that report themselves get deported and those that don't get extra time find an alternative way to stay.

The moment you apply in the legal way they know for a fact you are not from Zimbabwe.

Obviously this is illegal and I wouldn't suggest anyone try it but you have to ask yourself why wouldn't someone try it if they had nothing to lose?

Debate.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 8/19/2009 5:50:15 AM

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I hate headaches that wont be subdued by aspirin... and cramps too.
I hate lying down, only to have cramps get me up in a foul mood (Jonnie, I'd call but you really do NOT wanna talk to me right now...)
I hate reading about a Uk citizen/Canadian citizen marriage (with a child involved!!!) where the Canadian is denied on her app to live in the UK....

I sorry, Greedy..... I saw it and just thought instantly of you.

I hate it when I send something that I thought might have some info for a friend and it hurts her.

no, no.. I'm GLAD you sent it.. it's the immigration process crap I hate...

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RE: I hate it when........ - 8/19/2009 6:04:29 AM

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I hate that Level & Clumsy have been talking about me behind my back on the Boards

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RE: I hate it when........ - 8/19/2009 6:06:10 AM

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RE: I hate it when........ - 8/19/2009 6:17:34 AM

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