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RE: I hate it when........ - 9/13/2009 4:58:16 PM   
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Holly don't you know by now never to hide things, instead you reorganize the toy bag and accidentally on purpose put the dratted item in a pocket he doesn't open. Even better if the lining is loose (hands holly a razor), then it can fall under the lining which obviously wasn't your fault.
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RE: I hate it when........ - 9/13/2009 5:00:26 PM   
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the only time i knelt was after Hubby found that stoooopid paddle i hid.


Holly don't you know by now never to hide things, instead you reorganize the toy bag and accidentally on purpose put the dratted item in a pocket he doesn't open. Even better if the lining is loose (hands holly a razor), then it can fall under the lining which obviously wasn't your fault.


I have never done anything like this EVER and had it fail How dare you suggest such a thing Des!


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RE: I hate it when........ - 9/13/2009 5:01:19 PM   
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the only time i knelt was after Hubby found that stoooopid paddle i hid.


Holly don't you know by now never to hide things, instead you reorganize the toy bag and accidentally on purpose put the dratted item in a pocket he doesn't open. Even better if the lining is loose (hands holly a razor), then it can fall under the lining which obviously wasn't your fault.


Except he might see the neat seam that was ripped open by a razor.





Troublemaker!
Okay ravel the ends a bit, leave a sharp toy on the bottom, certainly a whartenburg wheel could cause a hole which would continue to rip.

Not that I have ever done that, I just noticed there's a small pocket he doesn't use. So I did!

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RE: I hate it when........ - 9/13/2009 5:01:28 PM   
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RE: I hate it when........ - 9/13/2009 5:05:31 PM   
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the only time i knelt was after Hubby found that stoooopid paddle i hid.


Holly don't you know by now never to hide things, instead you reorganize the toy bag and accidentally on purpose put the dratted item in a pocket he doesn't open. Even better if the lining is loose (hands holly a razor), then it can fall under the lining which obviously wasn't your fault.


Except he might see the neat seam that was ripped open by a razor.





Troublemaker!
Okay ravel the ends a bit, leave a sharp toy on the bottom, certainly a whartenburg wheel could cause a hole which would continue to rip.

Not that I have ever done that, I just noticed there's a small pocket he doesn't use. So I did!


Me?  Troublemaker?  Never!

He doesn't have a bag.  How do I hide toys he keeps in a drawer?  D'ya think he would notice if I glued it shut?


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RE: I hate it when........ - 9/13/2009 5:07:10 PM   
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He doesn't have a bag. How do I hide toys he keeps in a drawer? D'ya think he would notice if I glued it shut?

when he goes to open it and nearly rips his fingers off? Yeah, i'd say he might have a slight clue.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 9/13/2009 5:12:29 PM   
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but to rig it somehow........ hmmmm thinking...... ouch

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RE: I hate it when........ - 9/13/2009 5:15:38 PM   
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He doesn't have a bag. How do I hide toys he keeps in a drawer? D'ya think he would notice if I glued it shut?

when he goes to open it and nearly rips his fingers off? Yeah, i'd say he might have a slight clue.


Hmmm....wonder if I can make it stick somehow.


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RE: I hate it when........ - 9/13/2009 5:24:09 PM   
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He doesn't have a bag. How do I hide toys he keeps in a drawer? D'ya think he would notice if I glued it shut?

when he goes to open it and nearly rips his fingers off? Yeah, i'd say he might have a slight clue.


Hmmm....wonder if I can make it stick somehow.

if it has another drawer underneath of it, take the implement and place it at the very back of the lower drawer. He will thing it somehow fell over the back of the drawer and landed underneath


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RE: I hate it when........ - 9/13/2009 5:51:48 PM   
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very good! also ya know how you move the furniture and find things lost from the past.... just kinda push it over the side.  no wait. just help it push itself over the side!

the very moody one,

agrees completely with that above, thanks friend its true.  Yes i am extremely moody when it comes to my heart. But im pretty even otherwise. and youll never find someone who loves with all she has to her friends. That has been said by many as well.

so yes i hate that moodiness i get, i cant stand it, i agree with all of you guys "duct tapes in order".  but the saying "walk a mile in his/her shoes" applies as well.


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RE: I hate it when........ - 9/13/2009 6:01:21 PM   
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ORIGINAL: tammystarm

very good! also ya know how you move the furniture and find things lost from the past.... just kinda push it over the side.  no wait. just help it push itself over the side!

the very moody one,

agrees completely with that above, thanks friend its true.  Yes i am extremely moody when it comes to my heart. But im pretty even otherwise. and youll never find someone who loves with all she has to her friends. That has been said by many as well.

so yes i hate that moodiness i get, i cant stand it, i agree with all of you guys "duct tapes in order".  but the saying "walk a mile in his/her shoes" applies as well.



I completely agree!

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RE: I hate it when........ - 9/13/2009 6:10:46 PM   
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I hate it that the dog decides he needs to go out as it starts raining and I have no rain gear. Walking in the rain is not healthy for my aching bones.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 9/13/2009 6:27:10 PM   
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I hate that I can't take a rusty fondue fork and spear a few people who seriously deserve it. 

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RE: I hate it when........ - 9/13/2009 6:30:59 PM   
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How about a rusty shovel...

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RE: I hate it when........ - 9/13/2009 6:33:06 PM   
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I hate that I can't take a rusty fondue fork and spear a few people who seriously deserve it. 


Hmmm. . . I do not have a rusty fondue fork. . . but I do have some bamboo skewers and a pnuematic 4 inch nail gun. . . if that will help.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 9/13/2009 6:33:09 PM   
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Ooohhh!!!  I like your thinking! 

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RE: I hate it when........ - 9/13/2009 6:40:11 PM   
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nail guns are good..

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RE: I hate it when........ - 9/13/2009 6:48:34 PM   
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For DRH:

I am sadistic like that. I was raised with two brothers with old fashion ideas.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 9/13/2009 7:28:09 PM   
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I hate that I leave for WA state in just over 24 hours.  I havent packed (havent even decide what all I'm taking), and have to pack in order to ATTEMPT a carry on (I think THAT idea is out the door).  I still have oodles of errands to run tomorrow morning so that everything is set before I go (thank god for my neighbor who will be checking on the Kittehs).  

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RE: I hate it when........ - 9/13/2009 7:34:45 PM   
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Hmmm. . . I do not have a rusty fondue fork. . . but I do have some bamboo skewers and a pnuematic 4 inch nail gun. . . if that will help.


You... are... twisted...

I love that.

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