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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/24/2009 5:01:43 PM   
Daddysredhead


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"Man of Constant Sorrow" with George Clooney

Breath play with Perse

And I was just about to invoke the name of Shemar...

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/24/2009 5:03:09 PM   
ShaharThorne


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Status: offline 		We are figuring of re-educating a few customs agents to let BK's pet come into the country...I hope they are tender for me to bite them...

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/24/2009 5:04:08 PM   
Daddysredhead


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quote:

ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp

quote:

ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

Wrap?

Seriously?

I will wrap my hands around your throat you dumb whore.

*don'tcha like it when I get all homicidal like that?  breath play with a kick* 
if i wore panties they'd be soaked....as it is...brb after i wipe off my thighs.


*hands Tulip a squeegee*

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/24/2009 5:05:10 PM   
persephonee


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Status: offline 		wow, there sure were a lotta swear words in that clip....gosh.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/24/2009 5:05:47 PM   
lronitulstahp


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Status: offline 		*giggle* She said, "squeegie".... *giggle*

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/24/2009 5:20:21 PM   
girlygurl


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quote:

ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp

quote:

ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

Wrap?

Seriously?

I will wrap my hands around your throat you dumb whore.

*don'tcha like it when I get all homicidal like that?  breath play with a kick* 
if i wore panties they'd be soaked....as it is...brb after i wipe off my thighs.


You don't wear panties? :drool: Ya big tease!

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/24/2009 6:16:16 PM   
GreedyTop


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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/24/2009 7:08:36 PM   
girlygurl


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

"Hit that bitch with a bottle" song

"Man of Constant Sorrow" with George Clooney

Breath play with Perse

And I was just about to invoke the name of Shemar...


Huh? Did you say something about my man? Oh, btw, Shemar says Merry Christmas Red

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/24/2009 7:10:13 PM   
Daddysredhead


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Status: offline 		Thankies, Girly...  give him a little nibble right about "there."  He loves that. 

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/24/2009 7:40:48 PM   
Kalista07


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Status: offline 		Ya'll skanky huzzies  best stop talking about my man....


Kali


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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/24/2009 7:43:32 PM   
girlygurl


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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/24/2009 7:48:39 PM   
Daddysredhead


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Status: offline 		So, ok... there's this thing Shemar does when we're all alone... oh my gary, it's so HOT!!!  Are you looking?  He does this, well, "thing" wi' hith' tong' lik' dith'... WOW!!!   Don't all y'all wish you were me?

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/24/2009 8:20:44 PM   
girlygurl


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Status: offline 		Red, Red, Red...... He mastered that move on me


And, you're most welcome

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/24/2009 9:08:41 PM   
Level


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quote:

ORIGINAL: persephonee

holymarymotherof.....SERIOUSLY????


well, you have cmail anyway....

*grumblegrumblegrumble*


YAY!

*takes wig and Groucho Marx glasses & mustache off my six pack of Molsons*

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Skinned up knees and salty lips
Let go it's harder holding on
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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/24/2009 9:13:57 PM   
Level


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Status: offline 		*sits back in rocking chair with a fresh Molsons....*

Why...... I remember, years ago..... a young Shemar came by, and he said.... "Mr Level.... can't you show me how to take a hoe, and break a hoe?... how to make her toes curl, and her hair straighten?...."

That's when I showed young Shemar my move.... The Flibbydeedigit. It's kinda like The Force, only funkier.

World ain't been right since.

*takes a hit of Molsons, then rasps "Sheeemar...I'm your father...."

< Message edited by Level -- 12/24/2009 9:15:04 PM >

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Fake the heat and scratch the itch
Skinned up knees and salty lips
Let go it's harder holding on
One more trip and I'll be gone

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/24/2009 9:52:19 PM   
BKSir


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Status: offline 		soooo, we're now in contact with both the canadian and us consulates general on this.  If I've learned one thing over the years it's that there are indeed channels to go through.  And that I don't believe in channels, if you want something done, go to the boss right off the bat, fuck the lackeys. Looking at a four way conference call with them, ourselves and the pet on tuesday.  No guarantees on anything coming of this quickly, but it's a step in the right direction of getting this solved and solved permanently.  One way or another.  We have some various solutions on the table that will be discussed and negotiated at length over the next while as well.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/24/2009 10:32:19 PM   
GreedyTop


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Status: offline 		*hugs to BK and the crew*

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/25/2009 12:15:41 AM   
persephonee


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Level

*sits back in rocking chair with a fresh Molsons....*

Why...... I remember, years ago..... a young Shemar came by, and he said.... "Mr Level.... can't you show me how to take a hoe, and break a hoe?... how to make her toes curl, and her hair straighten?...."

That's when I showed young Shemar my move.... The Flibbydeedigit. It's kinda like The Force, only funkier.

World ain't been right since.

*takes a hit of Molsons, then rasps "Sheeemar...I'm your father...."


for at least attempting to hide the identity of your beer during the boycott and for combining Shemar, Darth and daddy issues into one strange, but still hot mental picture....4 points.



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You be the Captain; i'll be no one.

And You can carry me away....if You want to. ~Kasey Chambers

E*Whore, extraordinaire....

Nothing is exactly as it seems~Nor, is it otherwise.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/25/2009 12:19:16 AM   
persephonee


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Status: offline 		i hate it when i cant sleep because MasterFancyPants' walkie talkie radio thingie has to be right next to the bed and it has to be on so loud.

gonna try to get some sleep out here before Santa gets here.

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You be the Captain; i'll be no one.

And You can carry me away....if You want to. ~Kasey Chambers

E*Whore, extraordinaire....

Nothing is exactly as it seems~Nor, is it otherwise.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/25/2009 10:02:54 AM   
Daddysredhead


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quote:

ORIGINAL: persephonee

quote:

ORIGINAL: Level

*sits back in rocking chair with a fresh Molsons....*

Why...... I remember, years ago..... a young Shemar came by, and he said.... "Mr Level.... can't you show me how to take a hoe, and break a hoe?... how to make her toes curl, and her hair straighten?...."

That's when I showed young Shemar my move.... The Flibbydeedigit. It's kinda like The Force, only funkier.

World ain't been right since.

*takes a hit of Molsons, then rasps "Sheeemar...I'm your father...."


for at least attempting to hide the identity of your beer during the boycott and for combining Shemar, Darth and daddy issues into one strange, but still hot mental picture....4 points.


I completely agree with Perse here, Level...  *touchez!!!*

Merry Ho-Ho everybody.

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Do not challenge me to a battle of wits & come to fight unarmed.

Are you really that stupid? ~ Bless your heart

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