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MadameMarque -> RE: I hate it when........ (5/30/2008 6:24:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd I am going to kill them each in thier sleep. grumble grumble grumble Gwyn Yes, I certainly hate it when that happens. blink blink (hah)

MadameMarque -> RE: I hate it when........ (5/30/2008 6:34:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd quote: ORIGINAL: MadameMarque [clip] Did you get your... satis- faction at Home Depot? (in time to the music) Looks like things are very sweaty and dusty, there. Oop! Time for a locker room shower! Photo op! Oooh.. shower room after all the sweaty drilling and stuff.... Oooooh.... I do so adore shower sex! Damn it... damn it damn it.... Gwyn, who hasnt goten any satisfaction short of B.O.B. in ages and yes.. I spent yesterday and today sleeping.. and taking care of myself... I was a good girl! Just be good so that you'll have the proper energy to excel at being baaad. Remember, you have standards to uphold, and perverted minions counting on you. And, you have to set an example for us. :P "When I'm bad, I'm better." - Mae West "I'm a baaaad influence." - Marlene Dietrich, in Seven Sinners P.S. - I feel your pain. ...says the woman living the life of a nun, up here...a perverted, increasingly impatient nun.

MadameMarque -> RE: I hate it when........ (5/30/2008 6:53:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DaddyLongStroke I have lived through worse in the last few days.....I think I will survive. (hic) Well, I hate to hear that you've lived through worse, so recently. But I can cure you of those hiccups. Now, a man once proposed marriage to me, for imparting to him this secret remedy. So, try to control yourself... The muscles in your diaphragm need to be stretched, so that they relax, so that they will stop spasming. So, take a deep breath, while relaxing your belly and diaphragm, then, hold it, while relaxing completely. Try to go limp. Feel the pressure from your inflated lungs, and the muscles stretching? Hold the breath for as long as you can, without straining yourself. You may have to do it a couple of times, but it should relax the muscles that are spasming and relieve your hiccups.

Daddysredhead -> RE: I hate it when........ (5/30/2008 7:29:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd I am going to kill them each in thier sleep. Dear me... I read the above as I'm going to kill their sheep, and I wondered what the hell did the sheep do? [8\|] ~ Red, whose eyes are playing tricks on her

GreedyTop -> RE: I hate it when........ (5/30/2008 7:42:58 PM)
snort (hugs da lovely Red)

christine1 -> RE: I hate it when........ (5/30/2008 7:49:00 PM)
i hate it when i've had a day of non stop eating and i feel like i'm going into a coma. it's my son's 18th bday today. first, at work there were donuts and pizza so yes i had some and then we went to dinner and i helped him eat his cheese fries while i polished off my fish sandwich with extra tartar sauce...then it was to grandma's house for banana splits. moo.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: I hate it when........ (5/30/2008 7:52:10 PM)
This makes my lunchtime club sandwich and awesome leftover pizza dinner sound.....well, still awesome, but now I wants ice cream too!

SinLee -> RE: I hate it when........ (5/30/2008 8:34:11 PM)
i hate it when there's stuff i wanna do and i just can't bring myself to do it

CalifChick -> RE: I hate it when........ (5/30/2008 11:06:05 PM)
I hate it when I'm exhausted and I finally eat dinner at 10:30 pm but the headache hits and I suck down a B&J Fuzzy Navel (Bartles & James, not BLOW and JOB) which didn't help and I'm so tired but on edge too cuz the ex is in rare true jerkhead form and I just want to lay down and have someone warm and breathing (I was going to say "caring" but I'll take "breathing") curl up and spoon me and wrap his arms around me in a cocoon and shut out the world and make it all okay. And then as the tensions start to ease and the curves of my body settle up against the hollows of his, and a quieting sigh makes the last of the pain disappear, I find myself wiggling so very slightly and so very slowly against him, and gradually the heat rises and the tingling... oh wait, dammit, this was the "I hate it" thread. Sorry to derail. Cali

GreedyTop -> RE: I hate it when........ (5/30/2008 11:10:14 PM)
Cali? I know I'm not a HIM..and that I'm far away.. but consider yourself hugged in a very caring manner..

cjan -> RE: I hate it when........ (5/30/2008 11:40:46 PM)
Sighs quietly Think I'll go spoon my pillow, but, it just ain't hardly the same as feeling those soft curves against my hollows and breathing in that sweet scent with each breath.

GreedyTop -> RE: I hate it when........ (5/31/2008 12:04:26 AM)
sweet dreams, Cj smooch

KMsAngel -> RE: I hate it when........ (5/31/2008 2:21:40 AM)
... i can clearly see in my imagination a long line of shadowy forms much like cali, alone, some with wet faces, some with a despair so deep it's become part of who they are, and all giving one last soft sigh before they fall asleep....

sirsholly -> RE: I hate it when........ (5/31/2008 5:35:02 AM)
i hate it when i am in a mood that can only be called pissy...and can't make it go away [:(]

GreedyTop -> RE: I hate it when........ (5/31/2008 5:44:10 AM)
smoooches Holly.. sending you cmail...

LadyHibiscus -> RE: I hate it when........ (5/31/2008 7:44:23 AM)
I hate it when I can't even get an FOAD phone call, am I not even worth THAT! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

christine1 -> RE: I hate it when........ (5/31/2008 8:30:16 AM)
i hate that i don't know what an FOAD phone call is?

LadyHibiscus -> RE: I hate it when........ (5/31/2008 8:34:39 AM)
Fuck Off And Die

christine1 -> RE: I hate it when........ (5/31/2008 8:37:19 AM)
oh...for a second there i thought you were telling me to lol. yeah, cowards don't like to make foad calls it seems...i've experienced a few of those cowards in the last several years.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: I hate it when........ (5/31/2008 8:51:31 AM)
Not sure if coward is the right word...... but it could be! I wish I spoke Guy, I think it would make life way easier.

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