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ORIGINAL: SylvereApLeanan

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ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr

I realize that comparatively this is small potatoes, but I just got the perfect example of what I hate:

(Actual phone conversation)

**snippage**

Here, Asher...this site should make you feel better.  Or at least let you know you're not alone.

http://notalwaysright.com/

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ORIGINAL: MadameMarque

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ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd

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ORIGINAL: MadameMarque

[clip]

Did you
get your...
satis-
faction
at Home Depot?
(in time to the music)

Looks like things are very sweaty and dusty, there.  Oop!  Time for a locker room shower!  Photo op!

Oooh.. shower room after all the sweaty drilling and stuff.... Oooooh....

I do so adore shower sex!

Damn it... damn it damn it....

Gwyn,
who hasnt goten any satisfaction short of B.O.B. in *ages*

and yes.. I spent yesterday and today sleeping.. and taking care of myself...  I was a good girl!

Just be good so that you'll have the proper energy to excel at being baaad.  Remember, you have standards to uphold, and perverted minions counting on you.  And, you have to set an example for us.
:P
 
 
"When I'm bad, I'm better."
- Mae West
 
"I'm a baaaad influence."
- Marlene Dietrich, in Seven Sinners

P.S. - I feel your pain.
...says the woman living the life of a nun, up here...a perverted, increasingly impatient nun.

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ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr

we do what we can to make work more enjoyable for ya dear...
if that doesnt pass the time well I have heard that fantasizing about long haired men with riding crops works...

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

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ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd

I am going to kill them each in thier sleep.

Dear me...

I read the above as I'm going to kill their sheep, and I wondered what the hell did the sheep do?   [8|]

~ Red, whose eyes are playing tricks on her

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

I hate it when I'm exhausted and I finally eat dinner at 10:30 pm but the headache hits and I suck down a B&J Fuzzy Navel (Bartles & James, not BLOW and JOB) which didn't help and I'm so tired but on edge too cuz the ex is in rare true jerkhead form and I just want to lay down and have someone warm and breathing (I was going to say "caring" but I'll take "breathing") curl up and spoon me and wrap his arms around me in a cocoon and shut out the world and make it all okay.

And then as the tensions start to ease and the curves of my body settle up against the hollows of his, and a quieting sigh makes the last of the pain disappear, I find myself wiggling so very slightly and so very slowly against him, and gradually the heat rises and the tingling... oh wait, dammit, this was the "I hate it" thread.  Sorry to derail.

Cali

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

i hate it when i am in a mood that can only be called pissy...and can't make it go away  [:(]

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

i hate it that i give the LoudOne a long lecture about how he must be careful not to fall in the mud and then i slip and land on my ass......

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ORIGINAL: christine1

i really hate it when my daughter is passing another kidney stone...poor thing.  i hate that i can't make it speed up or hurt less, i hate it when i feel helpless in these situations.  [image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m14.gif[/image]

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

I hate that my washing machine decided to die.. right in the middle of a load of laundry.  My clothes are sitting in the tub of dirty water...  *sigh*

damn Greedy...can you get it to drain at all?

nope... and I'm stuck at work all day... woohoo.  Gonna see if my neighbor can do something with it

hopefully it is something as simple as a belt. Hell...I changed one and i am an idiot when it comes to anything with a plug......

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ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr

I hate it when things look like they will take a turn for the worse and end, even after all the emotional investment I've put into them