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LadyHibiscus -> RE: I hate it when........ (7/19/2008 9:59:38 PM)

Snorgles Syl!!  You have a Spyder, you can make some real friends!




fluffypet61 -> RE: I hate it when........ (7/19/2008 10:03:36 PM)

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ORIGINAL: christine1
and whadya think about these new pj's, do they make my bum look big?


i hate it when everybody gets new pjs and i have to sleep naked.  (Actually, i like sleeping naked.) 




Daddysredhead -> RE: I hate it when........ (7/19/2008 10:23:11 PM)

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ORIGINAL: christine1

uh...i think i'm getting a sore throat, and there's something in my eye...and my boobs hurt too.  [;)]

You poor dear, I think the good doctor and I are going to have to do a comprehensive physical on you.  *nods*




christine1 -> RE: I hate it when........ (7/19/2008 10:29:40 PM)

thanks nursered...i'm usually not ever this green [image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m18.gif[/image]  in fact i could croak at any moment....




Daddysredhead -> RE: I hate it when........ (7/19/2008 10:59:38 PM)

Bless you, sweetness...  get that shirt off right away and let me take a listen to your bewbies, I mean, heart...




Sundowner -> RE: I hate it when........ (7/20/2008 2:12:25 AM)

 



Christine! I fear I may be too late, but I've only just seen your plight.

It's clear that what you need is a specialist consultant, not a mere doctor! A doctor and a nurse in quiet attendance would of course be a significant and valuable addition, but what I diagnose as needed for you right now is a detailed examination by a respected (and respectable) male physician with a wise and kindly demeanour and a comforting bedside manner.

Lie quiet - I have cancelled all other appointments.   [sm=smile.gif]




Daddysredhead -> RE: I hate it when........ (7/20/2008 7:23:13 AM)

Dr. Sun,  you are a giver.  Bless you.  [:D]




GreedyTop -> RE: I hate it when........ (7/20/2008 7:29:21 AM)

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ORIGINAL: SylvereApLeanan

I hate it when I realize that all the people I call friends...aren't.  They're just acquaintances.  I hate it even more when I realize that this fact leaves me with no real friends.
 
Fuck it.  I think I'll go back to being a hermit.  It seems to work out much better for me.
 
I'm done.



*hugs and smooches Syl*




Sundowner -> RE: I hate it when........ (7/20/2008 8:06:13 AM)

 



<bows gracefully to the sweet nurse>

Nurse drh - we owe it to Christine to get her treatment as right as we can. Could you spare a moment please in the op theatre while we go through a couple of procedure points together?




christine1 -> RE: I hate it when........ (7/20/2008 8:12:39 AM)

gosh Sundown, i didn't know i had such wonderful, giving friends here!  okay i'll do my best to lie still but sometimes i get the squirmies...




GreedyTop -> RE: I hate it when........ (7/20/2008 8:15:19 AM)

*ponders Christine squirming*

um,  Dr S and Nurse Red?  need an assistant?  yanno.. to hand over the various toy...erm,  surgical tools?




christine1 -> RE: I hate it when........ (7/20/2008 8:23:52 AM)

hey wait!  nobody mentioned surgical tools!




CalifChick -> RE: I hate it when........ (7/20/2008 8:25:10 AM)

[sm=writing.gif]  Makes note to ask CJ if the dungeon has a medical exam room. 


Cali




CalifChick -> RE: I hate it when........ (7/20/2008 8:39:43 AM)

I hate it when... my inbox is empty in the morning.  I mean, seriously, WTF?  *tink* *tink* *tink* (taps monitor)... Is this thing on???



Cali




Daddysredhead -> RE: I hate it when........ (7/20/2008 8:41:46 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Sundowner
<bows gracefully to the sweet nurse>

Nurse drh - we owe it to Christine to get her treatment as right as we can. Could you spare a moment please in the op theatre while we go through a couple of procedure points together?

Why, certainly, Sir.  I would consider it an honor to learn from your vast sexpertise, erm... expertise.




Daddysredhead -> RE: I hate it when........ (7/20/2008 8:44:47 AM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

*ponders Christine squirming*

um,  Dr S and Nurse Red?  need an assistant?  yanno.. to hand over the various toy...erm,  surgical tools?

I would love the extra hand(s)...  *starts fantasizing*... um, assistance.  I think Dr. Sun may benefit from you as well.  *pant, pant*




Daddysredhead -> RE: I hate it when........ (7/20/2008 8:49:26 AM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

I hate it when... my inbox is empty in the morning.  I mean, seriously, WTF?  *tink* *tink* *tink* (taps monitor)... Is this thing on???

Cali

you gots mail now, sweetcheeks...  =)




Sundowner -> RE: I hate it when........ (7/20/2008 9:02:34 AM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

my inbox is empty


I hate it when my pervy mails to Cali don't get through the filter.




Daddysredhead -> RE: I hate it when........ (7/20/2008 9:05:09 AM)

I hate it when Daddy had something come up and our alone time during the day won't happen, but I'll still get to see Him later on, when I have a house full.  *sigh*




Sundowner -> RE: I hate it when........ (7/20/2008 9:07:36 AM)

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ORIGINAL: christine1

hey wait!  nobody mentioned surgical tools!



Fuck the surgical tools shit - can't you see there's heavy breathing going on in here now with a bundle of very hot girls all in one place?

I think we need to start the treatment rather soon Christine. There is a sense of urgency about th......



<Oh bugger. Too late. What we medical chaps call an involuntary emission. Nurse - the screens please.>




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