camille65
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Joined: 7/11/2007 From: Austin Texas Status: offline
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I don't think carpenter ants go for sugar, but I will try. Damn they are fast! Last night I had a super giant disgusting, super fast SPIDER on my bathroom floor. I was peeing and for obvious reasons couldn't flee (flea?) the scene but.. I did have a can of Scrubbing Bubbles within reach. So there I am, peeing out the 2 beers I drank (non-drinker so I was tippy buzzed on the potty) frantically spraying this stuff on the devious and deadly spider. The foam covered it but I could still see its icky legs splayed out and wiggling. More Scrubbing Bubbles. I flush, do my very best leap across the bathroom to the safety of the hallway still holding that can of spray. A bit more foam and I felt safe for the night. Yay me! Killer of arachnids! This morning when I got up.. it was gone. There was only a sticky puddle of Scrubbing Bubble residue to mark the spot. Now there is an angry spider somewhere in my house, possibly in my bed. *sniffles* Ah life in the country.
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