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Daddysredhead -> RE: I hate it when........ (8/9/2008 10:06:49 PM)

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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

I hate it when I keep finding myself looking at girls' asses and wondering what my hand would sound like giving them a huge slap on the booty.  [&:]


ouch! ??


LOL, angel...  don't be tentative.  "OUCH!!!" - with force and effect (giggles)




KMsAngel -> RE: I hate it when........ (8/9/2008 10:15:34 PM)

oh. ok.

ahem...cough..cough...

*hears the wind whistling past the endge of red's hand.....*

clenches buttocks

bloody f***ing OUCH!


how's that, better??




Daddysredhead -> RE: I hate it when........ (8/9/2008 10:18:53 PM)

Definitely!  Much better!

*hears the wind whistling past the edge of red's .....*  

When I got this far, I swore it was going to say Red's ears...  [:D]





KMsAngel -> RE: I hate it when........ (8/9/2008 10:27:53 PM)

not unless someone was thrashing a whip at ya...




Daddysredhead -> RE: I hate it when........ (8/9/2008 10:35:15 PM)

*more like a whistling of wind rushing through my ears?*  WHOOSH!!!  Look, ma!  She's empty-headed!  LMAO!!!




KMsAngel -> RE: I hate it when........ (8/9/2008 11:00:38 PM)

nonononono....

i mean, c'mon your sig even says
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Do not challenge me to a battle of wits & come to fight unarmed.


you even bested me (only cause it was before my coffee!) once




CalifChick -> RE: I hate it when........ (8/9/2008 11:46:22 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Aynne

Have you asked them directly Cali? That may perhaps clear it up. Things are *not* always what they seem.


I've washed my hands of the whole trainwreck.  It's so hard to deal with people with multiple personalities, when one personality doesn't know what the other is doing.  It's just one of those annoying things when the "happy girl" personality comes out and doesn't know what the other "girls" have been doing.

Cali




Aynne -> RE: I hate it when........ (8/10/2008 6:19:45 AM)

 
Ahhh, the Sybil Syndrome, got it [;)] Don't blame you at all on the one.


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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

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ORIGINAL: Aynne

Have you asked them directly Cali? That may perhaps clear it up. Things are *not* always what they seem.


I've washed my hands of the whole trainwreck.  It's so hard to deal with people with multiple personalities, when one personality doesn't know what the other is doing.  It's just one of those annoying things when the "happy girl" personality comes out and doesn't know what the other "girls" have been doing.

Cali





christine1 -> RE: I hate it when........ (8/10/2008 7:16:31 AM)

i hate that i'm not more enthusiastic about life the last few days.  i'm starting a new job tomorrow that i'm sure i'll like, i just got the most fab haircut yesterday, i'm losing weight, i've got a wonderful Man in my life, my kids are doing great....what gives?  huh, guess i just need more sleep.  um, a big, juicy steak might be helpful too.  or chocolate.

lumpsub




KMsAngel -> RE: I hate it when........ (8/10/2008 7:29:02 AM)

stop waiting for the rug to be pulled from under your feet. enjoy the moment.

go to bounty's, make yourself a cuppa (and me a cocoa??) and just enjoy the peace of the day.

two marshmallows pleasethanks [:)]




christine1 -> RE: I hate it when........ (8/10/2008 7:55:38 AM)

enjoy the peace of the day....now that's some good advice.  sometimes in the hubbub of life i forget about "now".

girl, you're on your own for hot chocolate and marshmallows, i can't get near them right now...they'd be gone in a snarf!




sirsholly -> RE: I hate it when........ (8/10/2008 8:29:55 AM)

i hat it when i have a serious plumbing problem and there is no one to help. Jim is away at his families cabin and did not bother to turn his cell phone!!




GreedyTop -> RE: I hate it when........ (8/10/2008 8:32:10 AM)

did the Loud One put something down the toilet?




sirsholly -> RE: I hate it when........ (8/10/2008 8:37:26 AM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

did the Loud One put something down the toilet?


i wish Greedy. There is a 3000 gal cistern tank that is leaking into the basement through the basement walls. The pump was making a funny noise last night then all the basement breakers switched off...including the hot water tank. The pump will not work at this point and i am seriously thinking i am going to have the entire cistern contents in the basement soon. Since a cistern pump is a speciality i cannot locate a plumber. And Jim, as per the norm, forgot to turn on his f**king cell phone.




GreedyTop -> RE: I hate it when........ (8/10/2008 9:01:47 AM)

yikes, Holly.... anybody else at the cabin you could reach?  Or maybe the local constable where the cabin is?




sirsholly -> RE: I hate it when........ (8/10/2008 9:12:25 AM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

yikes, Holly.... anybody else at the cabin you could reach?  Or maybe the local constable where the cabin is?


i just heard from his very much hung-over ass. He forgot to turn on the phone. He took my cell as well as his (GRRRRRRR!!!) and of course all the other cell numbers are in my cells directory.

And the LoudOne is completely out of milk ("Milk, Mommy? Pweeese?") and i can't leave cause as soon as my ass crosses the threshold i KNOW one of the 16 plumbers i called will return my call.

I'll going over to that corner -------> to sit down and cry.




GreedyTop -> RE: I hate it when........ (8/10/2008 9:20:15 AM)

*hugs Holly*




Gwynvyd -> RE: I hate it when........ (8/10/2008 9:23:19 AM)

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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

shakes can of spray reddi whip - oh oh it's possessed!! *grabs hand as if it's got a life of it's own*

nooooo, don't push that button, finger, no no no

starts spraying madly at gwyn, covering her from head to foot with cream til the can only dribbles limply a few last spurts of cream

*stands there in shock*

ohoh


*chuckles like mad* not the first time I have been covered head to toe in cream.. LOL

*starts licking it off of her breast* Yummy! *goes over and smooches all of the wet sloppy creamyness against Angel*


Gwyn,
not going to be the only wet one.

Gwyn




Gwynvyd -> RE: I hate it when........ (8/10/2008 9:24:49 AM)

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ORIGINAL: cravesdom

I hate it when I go walking and my shorts ride up!


I *LOVE* it when a sexy woman is walking.. and her shorts ride up.. *grins*

Gwyn,
Feeling the perve today.




Gwynvyd -> RE: I hate it when........ (8/10/2008 9:30:47 AM)

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ORIGINAL: christine1

i hate that i'm not more enthusiastic about life the last few days.  i'm starting a new job tomorrow that i'm sure i'll like, i just got the most fab haircut yesterday, i'm losing weight, i've got a wonderful Man in my life, my kids are doing great....what gives?  huh, guess i just need more sleep.  um, a big, juicy steak might be helpful too.  or chocolate.

lumpsub


*hugs* it is all the change.. sometimes it is hard to adjust to.

Happiness doesnt come from wanting more.. it comes from realizing what you already have. You just did that.. so hopefuly you will feel better.

Congrats on the job sweetie! I know you will do great there.. just show your wonderful personality.. expect chnage at any moment.. ( the rules and programs change constantly) and you will do great.

Gwyn




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