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Lynnxz -> RE: I hate it when........ (9/1/2008 10:41:16 PM)

Agreed. Size doesn't visit the thread enough for quality entertainment purposes.



Emperor1956 -> RE: I hate it when........ (9/1/2008 10:41:44 PM)

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cjan:  One meets he nicest people at The Olive Garden ...and Red Lobster. You should see the hanky panky that goes on at the Red Lobster, LadyH. Shocking ! They should call i the Blushing Lobster .


It is the drawn butter.  You can use that stuff for all sorts of nefarious purposes.  Also, rubbery, tasteless shrimp on a wooden skewer is a known aphrodesiac.

E.




SavageFaerie -> RE: I hate it when........ (9/1/2008 10:41:46 PM)

Ditto E

Right in the middle of a post too.

It aint fittin, just aint fittin.



Emperor1956 -> RE: I hate it when........ (9/1/2008 10:44:00 PM)

Oh Faerie, my post had illustrations too.  It just ain't fair.  MOD 11, please....let us have our fun?  I promise we'll wipe down all the equipment with bleach and we'll sort the ropes out and someone (NOT ME) will even clean the toilet.  PLEASE?

E.



ModeratorEleven -> RE: I hate it when........ (9/1/2008 10:45:13 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Lynnxz

I hate it when I cannot sleep, so I play with trolls... and then the troll gets the banhammer. :(

Do keep in mind that there's plenty of that hammer to go around.

XI



SavageFaerie -> RE: I hate it when........ (9/1/2008 10:48:54 PM)

Dont look at me to clean it either E.

Not after a weekend of the stomach flu, food poisoning, medication reaction or whatever sat in my tummy all weekend.

first entertainment I had all weekend. I guess there is nothing left to do but go to bed.



GreedyTop -> RE: I hate it when........ (9/1/2008 10:50:20 PM)

*runs to make sure I havent gotten any cmail*



Lynnxz -> RE: I hate it when........ (9/1/2008 10:51:19 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ModeratorEleven

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lynnxz

I hate it when I cannot sleep, so I play with trolls... and then the troll gets the banhammer. :(

Do keep in mind that there's plenty of that hammer to go around.

XI



*Behaves*



Emperor1956 -> RE: I hate it when........ (9/1/2008 10:53:19 PM)

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SavageFaerie:  Dont look at me to clean it either E.


I was thinking we'd assign that task to Lynnx.  She looks so cute bending over bathroom appliances...and we KNOW she has a maid's uniform.

E.



Lynnxz -> RE: I hate it when........ (9/1/2008 11:00:27 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Emperor1956

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SavageFaerie:  Dont look at me to clean it either E.


I was thinking we'd assign that task to Lynnx.  She looks so cute bending over bathroom appliances...and we KNOW she has a maid's uniform.

E.


That's the one I don't have. :( How I ended up with the nurse, the secretary, and Hellraisers trenchcoat... but not the maid outfit I'll never know.



GreedyTop -> RE: I hate it when........ (9/1/2008 11:00:31 PM)

and we also knows she's familiar with bathtubs ;)



Emperor1956 -> RE: I hate it when........ (9/1/2008 11:02:33 PM)

... and toilets.

and....sewer pipe, oddly enough.

E.

(and Lynnx, dear, that outfit in the middle of the "sorority house" paddling scene could double as a maid's outfit.  Of course, the outfit of the girl kneeling on the stool might be even better.)



Lynnxz -> RE: I hate it when........ (9/1/2008 11:06:24 PM)

If a maid showed up in fishnets and a microskirt I might be confused.

And I don't clean toilets. I sit on them and look confused while smooshing my boobs. [:D]

... if theres a massive growth of fungus in the bathroom I'm not going near it though. [>:]



Emperor1956 -> RE: I hate it when........ (9/1/2008 11:07:35 PM)

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lynnxz:  If a maid showed up in fishnets and a microskirt I might be confused.



BLINKS.  Mine does.

E.

(oh that was TOO easy)



Lynnxz -> RE: I hate it when........ (9/1/2008 11:09:29 PM)

....lucky....

send her to my place... my fridge smells funny. :(



Emperor1956 -> RE: I hate it when........ (9/1/2008 11:17:38 PM)

you just like maids in micro skirts and fishnets.   If you'd throw away the odd blue "snowflake" fungus you keep in the fridge, it would smell JUST FINE.

E.

(HAH!  Got us back to the odd fungus...now where's the twink with the photos???)



CalifChick -> RE: I hate it when........ (9/1/2008 11:43:08 PM)

I hate it when I get an email telling me I have a cmail... and I can't get the other side to come up.  Wahhhh!!!!!!!!!


Cali



shivermetimbers -> RE: I hate it when........ (9/2/2008 12:43:35 AM)

I hate it when I look at Calif Chicks's avatar.....and know I can't put that kind of rope wrap on my Deanna...at least not yet ;)



christine1 -> RE: I hate it when........ (9/2/2008 5:14:17 AM)

i hate that i don't have just one day to stay home and try to get my act together before going back to work.



sirsholly -> RE: I hate it when........ (9/2/2008 6:43:01 AM)

I hate it that i finally worked up the courage to peek in the laundry room [sm=couch.gif]

Stupid thing to do [sm=afraid.gif]

The few loads i put in there on Friday have bred [sm=sex.gif]

i hate laundry



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