Daddysredhead
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Joined: 11/6/2005 From: Northern (yet still part of the South) Virginia Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: pissthirstysub ooh I hate that I am always so jumpy.My coworkers now warn me when they are coming around a corner... You aren't kidding! At my old job, there were a couple of guys who used to wait till it got quiet at the end of the day, and would come up behind my desk and jab me in the ribs. I would scream like a banshee and they would just about pee themselves laughing. I used to tell them I was going to beat them for scaring me. One guy said, "Ooh, hurt me." I looked him dead in the eye and said, "You have no idea how many ways I know how to hurt you." He just wiggled his eyebrows at me and said, "Oh please..." I said, "Ever had a bull whip light up your ass? How about a riding crop going full force across the back of your legs?" He looked at me to see if I was going to smile, and when I just kept staring, he said, "Shit, I think you're serious." A simple nod from me, and he walked away, muttering.
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