Daddysredhead
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Joined: 11/6/2005 From: Northern (yet still part of the South) Virginia Status: offline
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Replied, caro. I hate when Thing 2 uses all the toilet paper blowing her nose and doesn't replace it, leaving me in there to drip dry, so I hafta yell for her to get a new roll. So she gets one, does some sort of weird "toilet paper dance" before she'll hand it to me, flipping her hair all around, then she ends up farting when she stands still, and tells me, "Woops! I guess my hair and toot-bum have formed an alliance." Then she flits on out the bathroom door... I mean, c'mon, am I the only one who has to go through all this insanity in order to get some twat-wipe?
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