Gwynvyd
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ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd I hate it when my new job *vividly* reminds me why I am mainly a lez. Men are such goobers. At least the ones I talk to. Gwyn, Who is now dispatching for a sex phone chat line. *tulip's World famous, (well the 5 or 6 people who have heard it all live in the world) spot-on Gwyn impersonation* {RING!}"Ok honey......would you like to talk to a busty blonde, a bouncing brunette, or a ravishing redhead? Sweetie, i need you to press 2, take out your schlong, ok, honey....oh, your zipper sounds stuck! Sweetheart, don't rush, take your time, good job....now i'll connect you....enjoy yourself dearest, aren't you precious, would you like a recipe for tiramisu upside-down cake, and cinnamon infused espresso afterwards? Bless you, honey *sigh...cute girly giggle"{BEEP!} *laughs so hard she gets dizzy and almost passes out* I gotta remember that 'busty blonde, a bouncing brunette, or a ravishing redhead" bit. too damn funny... I just get fustrated with the ones who think I will give them a freebie.. or they refuse to give their billing info and are whacking it as I speak to them. Calm the hell down, and save it for the girl who is making a hell of a lot more then I am. LOL Gwyn That is just too funny. *edited to add ~ Damn I do say sweetie and honey a lot. Fuuuck. I can't help it.
< Message edited by Gwynvyd -- 12/31/2008 5:17:01 PM >
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