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Gwynvyd -> RE: I love it when (8/16/2008 7:41:13 PM)

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ORIGINAL: fluffyswitch

i almost got fried okra last night but i wasn't sure how it would go over on a tummy full of black and tans lol.


ahh take it from the Irish who know how to swill it back..

Eat the greasy stuff (Greasy potatos being the best) *before* you drink. Not after..

If after you will be praying to the porcalin Goddess. If before it coats your stomach.. and you do not get such an upset tummy so badly.

Eat them about 20 mins before your first drink.

But if you are going to be drinking that night make sure you do eat something before hand. nothing worse then achol. on an empty tummy.

after having my um I became a cheap date.. but before that I could drink just about anyone under the bar.

Now ( ok before the bun in the oven) I would just have a glass of wine every now and again.

Gwyn



fluffyswitch -> RE: I love it when (8/16/2008 7:45:14 PM)

actually i ended up with sweet potato fries from the same restaurant and either got really lucky and didn't get sick, or i have some strange eastern european drinking gene that protects me lol.

i did make the mistake of not eating enough before i went though. my tolerance has been shot ever since i started my anti depressant and it never came back once i got off of it, and i was really happy-buzzed by the time i finished the first beer. it was sort of embarrasing. though not as embarassing as when i dumped His beer all over Him later that night though...



Kalista07 -> RE: I love it when (8/16/2008 7:46:28 PM)

i LOVE when this JAMF who was a friend of a friends who i allowed to stay with me has apparently been apprehended after stealing $300.00 from me!!! YEAH!!!!
Kali



Gwynvyd -> RE: I love it when (8/16/2008 7:47:02 PM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

but... but...GRITS* are Yummy!!


*girls raised in the south


*chuckles* now the Girls Raised In The South I have eaten pleanty of...

it is just that nasty slop they try to pass off as food that squicks me.

Gwyn,
Just say no to Grits.



GreedyTop -> RE: I love it when (8/16/2008 7:49:56 PM)

whats a JAMF?



Gwynvyd -> RE: I love it when (8/16/2008 7:50:02 PM)

yeppers.. always eat before hand.. *smiles*

you gotta give it up for the drinking genes!

I am Cherokee/German.

I got it in spades.. now one drink in and I get the warm fuzzies... LOL

~ Kalista  sucks they did it in the first place.. but it is good they got the person.

Gwyn



Gwynvyd -> RE: I love it when (8/16/2008 7:51:30 PM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

whats a JAMF?


It is the Lady-Like way of saying "Jack-Ass-Mother-Fucker"

*smiles*

I rather like it.

But I am a potty mouth and I just say Jack-Ass-Mother-Fucker

Gwyn



impishlilhellcat -> RE: I love it when (8/16/2008 7:53:19 PM)

I love that my mom and I were talking about diatomcious (sp??) earth and how it's used for flea treatments and my mom goes I hope I didn't make the cats sick by using too much and she goes are you listening to me do you know what I'm talking about (I wasn't listening) I go uh huh diatomic earth.. she goes you mean diatomcious earth I was like yeah she goes is diatomic even a word I was like yeah molecules O2, N2 and proceeded to list a bunch off she looks at me like I'm a retard and goes I have no idea what you are talking about.. DUH chem nerd I am



Kalista07 -> RE: I love it when (8/16/2008 7:53:23 PM)

i am seriously laughing my ass off here.....i'm shocked that You knew what a JAMF was Gwyn..... :D
i knew i liked Ya!!
Kali



GreedyTop -> RE: I love it when (8/16/2008 7:54:02 PM)

lol Gwyn..thnaks.. I usually just say "stupid son of a cunt waste of sperm bastard"

but thats just me..LOL



Gwynvyd -> RE: I love it when (8/16/2008 7:58:19 PM)

*chuckles*

I have always loved how you used it...

my fave nasty thing to call a person is Gnat butter.

But then I usualy have to explain *what* Gnat butter is... which is time consuming.

~ it's that nasty gooey jiz on the outside of a dog's sheath that collects gnats and dirt. Perfectly fitting for some folks.
 

Gwyn



lronitulstahp -> RE: I love it when (8/16/2008 7:58:25 PM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

lol Gwyn..thnaks.. I usually just say "stupid son of a cunt waste of sperm bastard"

but thats just me..LOL
 
LOVE that Southern gentility why you just scream Southern Belle with that choice of words. [8|] That's it!!!!.....i'm entering you in the Miss Magnolia blossom pageant...your talent can be eating grits[:'(]

(i'm with Gwyn on this one...they're sand cooked in water)



GreedyTop -> RE: I love it when (8/16/2008 8:03:12 PM)

TULIP!!! Don't MAKE me hurt you!! entering me in ANYTHING (except for kaoaroke when Eric is there) is grounds for serious OUCHIES!! *looks for paddles, crops canes etc*



Kalista07 -> RE: I love it when (8/16/2008 8:06:07 PM)

i love it when i am able to stop a fat thread......mwaaaahaaaaa haaaaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaa!!!

Revel in my power!!!!!

Kali



Gwynvyd -> RE: I love it when (8/16/2008 8:26:52 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

TULIP!!! Don't MAKE me hurt you!! entering me in ANYTHING (except for kaoaroke when Eric is there) is grounds for serious OUCHIES!! *looks for paddles, crops canes etc*


If I let you borrow from my stash ( yes you can use the bull whip) can I watch?

Gwyn,
total perve



Gwynvyd -> RE: I love it when (8/16/2008 8:27:57 PM)

whoo hoo... but there will be a new one if there isnt already.. *sighs*


geez folks... get the fuck over it.

Gwyn



tammystarm -> RE: I love it when (8/16/2008 8:32:26 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd

*smiles* You are welcome.. I might as well have other people craving them! LOL

and the frozen ones suck ass. I know.. I tried em. *sighs*

They even have them in the "Wheel of doom" in one of the break rooms at work.

I adore Southern food. ~ except grits.. YUCK! I cant get past the texture..

I adore Fried Okra, Fried Green tomatos, Fried Chicken with texas pete  hot sauce ( are you noticing a theme? ) collard greens with pickled pepper juice. ( oh yummy yummy) Cornbread with cracklins.... Tornado bread... *sighs*

*passes out with her tounge sticking out drooling on the floor*

Gwyn


agrees grits are gross...  ok this morns breakfast for my lil ones was sausage, bacon, eggs, biscuits, gravy and fried potatoes.... yum yum...i love it but rarely cook it for the obvious reasons...



LadyHibiscus -> RE: I love it when (8/16/2008 10:44:09 PM)

I love it when I go to a party and come back all cheerful. [:)]

And....I called!  He is nice~  though he smokes, and has to work on Saturday nights....  but hey!  He is NICE~  and has a job, and everything!  [:)]



GreedyTop -> RE: I love it when (8/17/2008 5:24:04 AM)

yay!!   



purepleasure -> RE: I love it when (8/17/2008 6:03:47 AM)

I love it when a friend goes out and has a good time.



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