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sirsholly -> RE: I love it when..... (5/1/2008 7:22:32 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: parttimehotty quote: ORIGINAL: purepleasure [sm=flash.gif]I love that almost everybody on this forum is super-friendly! Almost?? You must be talking about the a$$ whore that's not too friendly :)) [sm=axe.gif] Holly...eliminating Potty the wiseass....

parttimehotty -> RE: I love it when..... (5/1/2008 8:06:50 AM)
Damnnnn, and after I sent you "pussy" shots!

GreedyTop -> RE: I love it when..... (5/1/2008 8:11:33 AM)
how come ya havent sent ME any, Hotty?

parttimehotty -> RE: I love it when..... (5/1/2008 8:45:11 AM)
My flying monkey friend, you have mail!

Sundowner -> RE: I love it when..... (5/1/2008 1:04:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: ORIGINAL: parttimehotty quote: ORIGINAL: purepleasure [sm=flash.gif]I love that almost everybody on this forum is super-friendly! Almost?? You must be talking about the a$$ whore that's not too friendly :)) [sm=axe.gif] Holly...eliminating Potty the wiseass.... Oooh. You naughty non-love posting girls! [sm=shame.gif] Follow pure's example. (Despairs of how two such sweet, innocent ladies can be so corrupted by this place). And holly! Just look what you've done to poor potty's head! Now mop up all the blood, see if you can find her hand and then shake it and say you're friends please. Or gosh, the big scary I-love-it-when monster might come along and beat your ass until it's raw and you cry piteously and desperately for mercy.

parttimehotty -> RE: I love it when..... (5/1/2008 1:06:48 PM)
I love it that I took off work tomorrow/can spend it w/my new babies and NOT be subject to Holly's abusive ways until MON!! I hope that everyone has a great weekend! I'm am gone.................(I know, I know more ways than one ) [sm=anger.gif]

sirsholly -> RE: I love it when..... (5/1/2008 1:09:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Sundowner And holly! Just look what you've done to poor potty's head! Now mop up all the blood, see if you can find her hand and then shake it and say you're friends please. Or gosh, the big scary I-love-it-when monster might come along and beat your ass until it's raw and you cry piteously and desperately for mercy. [sm=insane.gif][sm=yahoo.gif][sm=yahoo.gif][sm=yahoo.gif][sm=yahoo.gif][sm=yahoo.gif][sm=yahoo.gif][sm=yahoo.gif][sm=yahoo.gif][sm=insane.gif] ooo.....bring it on!!!!!!!!!

sirsholly -> RE: I love it when..... (5/1/2008 1:37:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: parttimehotty I love it that I took off work tomorrow/can spend it w/my new babies and NOT be subject to Holly's abusive ways until MON!! <hrumph>

Lumus -> RE: I love it when..... (5/1/2008 3:02:29 PM)
I love discovering new applications of my bathrooom devices...even if I do accidentally flood the bathroom...

Lynnxz -> RE: I love it when..... (5/1/2008 3:03:22 PM)
I love it when a new corset comes in the mail....weee! Lumus... you should ellaborate on your story..

sirsholly -> RE: I love it when..... (5/1/2008 3:06:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lumus I love discovering new applications of my bathrooom devices...even if I do accidentally flood the bathroom... come on Lumus...want details!! [sm=popcorn.gif]

Lumus -> RE: I love it when..... (5/1/2008 3:10:39 PM)
sigh Let's just say it had to do with a well-intended bit of advice, and shaving.

GreedyTop -> RE: I love it when..... (5/1/2008 3:37:51 PM)
Um... ok, I'm NOT getting a pretty visual here, Lumus.... we need DETAILS, dammit!!

sirsholly -> RE: I love it when..... (5/1/2008 3:40:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop Um... ok, I'm NOT getting a pretty visual here, Lumus.... we need DETAILS, dammit!! i am thinking Lumus plugged up the sink with shaving cream...but i bet i'm wrong. Greedy...c-mail...ok?

Lumus -> RE: I love it when..... (5/1/2008 3:42:59 PM)
Actually, I don't use shaving cream. In fact, normally I shave dry; my skin isn't exactly all that sensitive. However, I was recently convinced to soak a facecloth in hot water prior to shaving... On an ahem unrelated note, did you know cotton isn't half as porous as you might think...?

sirsholly -> RE: I love it when..... (5/1/2008 4:08:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lumus Actually, I don't use shaving cream. In fact, normally I shave dry; my skin isn't exactly all that sensitive. However, I was recently convinced to soak a facecloth in hot water prior to shaving... On an ahem unrelated note, did you know cotton isn't half as porous as you might think...? you crammed cotton down the drain?

CalifChick -> RE: I love it when..... (5/1/2008 4:10:00 PM)
Okay, so he crammed cotton in the drain, so he could dangle his manly man bits in the sink, in order to shave them, thinking the cotton would trap the hair and let the water pass by, but instead, it merely plugged up the sink, and he was having such a good time shaving his manly man bits, that he didn't notice the water spilling over the edge of the sink onto the floor. Did I get it right? Cali

sirsholly -> RE: I love it when..... (5/1/2008 4:13:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick Okay, so he crammed cotton in the drain, so he could dangle his manly man bits in the sink, in order to shave them, thinking the cotton would trap the hair and let the water pass by, but instead, it merely plugged up the sink, and he was having such a good time shaving his manly man bits, that he didn't notice the water spilling over the edge of the sink onto the floor. Did I get it right? Cali thats what i was just about to say........

Lumus -> RE: I love it when..... (5/1/2008 4:19:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick Okay, so he crammed cotton in the drain, so he could dangle his manly man bits in the sink, in order to shave them, thinking the cotton would trap the hair and let the water pass by, but instead, it merely plugged up the sink, and he was having such a good time shaving his manly man bits, that he didn't notice the water spilling over the edge of the sink onto the floor. Did I get it right? Cali Partial points. Maybe I'll let Rainfire explain the rest...

CalifChick -> RE: I love it when..... (5/1/2008 4:39:02 PM)
If the use of the verb "dangle" was unwarranted, I don't want to know. Cali

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