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sunshinemiss -> RE: I love it when..... (4/12/2009 7:00:13 AM)
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So I go to this place to volunteer. "We're not a Christian organization." uh huh. "everybody who works here is a Christian." uh huh. "We're gonna quote the bible atcha." uh huh. And "Jesus will show you how to find peace in your volunteer work." uh huh. Says me: "well today is the first day of Passover, and may I wish you all a Blessed Passover." "What's Passover?" says they. hmmmmm. Says I, "Well, you remember Moses (Yul Bryner as Pharoah) it's the day the Angel of Death passed over the people who...." "Oh that's right! All the Christians put blood on their door posts." uh huh. "Jews". "Jews?" "Yeah, you know, the religion of Jesus of Nazareth. I'm sorry, it's an old story of Jewish origin that many Christians know too. I'm sorry. I thought you all would have known it." Only one thing to say to this story... and the answer is....
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