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inbetween in the mating season...... - 3/16/2008 5:28:59 PM

LadyEllen

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Well, the springtime is almost upon us here in the UK; despite the cold wind, the sap is rising and the mating season approaches. The guys become more attentive, the gals more flirty as we're drawn inexorably into the dance of life.

And even I, who long since blackened my heart as coal and whose intellect has exorcised all emotion, feel the draw..... which is a problem when one is inbetween; neither male nor female but both.

So, in less poetic language, who can I count on for a shag?

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RE: inbetween in the mating season...... - 3/16/2008 5:39:59 PM

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*ponders*

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RE: inbetween in the mating season...... - 3/16/2008 6:21:48 PM

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*decides to ponder as well*

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RE: inbetween in the mating season...... - 3/16/2008 7:53:20 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyEllen
So, in less poetic language, who can I count on for a shag?

Perverts!

...dave
(not so poetic hisownself, tonite...)

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RE: inbetween in the mating season...... - 3/16/2008 7:55:24 PM

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I tried the mating dance with Daddy-Boo this afternoon, then Thing 2 came walking in and had to abort that mission.
Damn!

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RE: inbetween in the mating season...... - 3/16/2008 9:07:29 PM

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*curious about the being both thing, even thoguh I am too far away to offer shagging.*

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RE: inbetween in the mating season...... - 3/16/2008 10:55:20 PM

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What the hell, the girl and I are game but you gotta make it to St. George Utah and neither of us fit your profile wish list but I'm told I'm good in bed and I can tell you I know the girl is so if you are both then we are both and so

Oi.

Lets Fancy a Shag

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