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And What Do You Call an Irishman Who's Out in The BackY... - 3/17/2008 6:13:53 PM   
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RE: And What Do You Call an Irishman Who's Out in The B... - 3/17/2008 6:41:59 PM   
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RE: And What Do You Call an Irishman Who's Out in The B... - 3/17/2008 6:56:20 PM   
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RE: And What Do You Call an Irishman Who's Out in The B... - 3/17/2008 11:16:47 PM   
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RE: And What Do You Call an Irishman Who's Out in The B... - 3/18/2008 9:31:04 AM   
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RE: And What Do You Call an Irishman Who's Out in The B... - 3/18/2008 1:05:18 PM   
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RE: And What Do You Call an Irishman Who's Out in The B... - 3/18/2008 4:09:38 PM   
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RE: And What Do You Call an Irishman Who's Out in The B... - 3/18/2008 4:52:20 PM   
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Status: offline 		You know what? I'm the first to laugh at a good Irish joke, and there are plenty of them. This is just disgraceful. Lemme give you a tip, bub: Maybe you can get away with that one in Seattle, but I wouldn't recommend it in most other major cities in America. Call us what you like, but fighters we are, and most of the Irishmen I know can not only hold their liquor, they can also beat the feck out of just about anybody. 

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RE: And What Do You Call an Irishman Who's Out in The B... - 3/18/2008 5:59:52 PM   
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Status: offline 		Hey Kate,

Why don't you copy & paste the post here that you sent me privately, and see what kind of reaction you get from the community.

In case you hadn't noticed...

1) Yesterday was SAINT PATRICK'S DAY, and...

2) This is the Humor Section.

FYI...It was an IRISHMAN who sent these jokes to me.

Just because you don't like a joke, it doesn't give you free license to project your issues onto the messenger.

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RE: And What Do You Call an Irishman Who's Out in The B... - 3/18/2008 7:09:11 PM   
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Status: offline 		Im an Irishman myself,and i do love a good Irish joke....but damn man that was terrible! !  tell that to a group of people and not only will there be total silence  but even the crickets in the back-round would be silenced by it!

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RE: And What Do You Call an Irishman Who's Out in The B... - 3/18/2008 7:13:33 PM   
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Status: offline 		...and just because you DO like a joke, it doesn't give you free licence to tell racist ones on a public forum.  Would you tell jokes about black people on here? Or  Jewish people? I don't go around telling jokes about the "greedy Jews" just because it's Hanukkah; that would be racist.

Also, there's a difference between good Irish jokes and racist ones. Good ones I like. I know a couple of Irish jokes that are some of my favorite jokes ever. Making jokes about people's last names is racist.

I make no excuses for the message I sent you. I also make no apologies. I was angry. If you'll notice, I'm not the only one on these forums who doesn't like your jokes. In fact, almost nobody does.


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RE: And What Do You Call an Irishman Who's Out in The B... - 3/18/2008 9:27:51 PM   
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You know what? I'm the first to laugh at a good Irish joke, and there are plenty of them. This is just disgraceful. Lemme give you a tip, bub: Maybe you can get away with that one in Seattle, but I wouldn't recommend it in most other major cities in America. Call us what you like, but fighters we are, and most of the Irishmen I know can not only hold their liquor, they can also beat the feck out of just about anybody.

Lighten up, Francis.

Speaking of liquor...  What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral.  One less drunk.

~stef, Irish, in Boston and that's just one of a hundred horrible Irish jokes that were told at the IV last night.


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RE: And What Do You Call an Irishman Who's Out in The B... - 3/18/2008 10:16:49 PM   
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Status: offline 		Hey Nexo, that joke was a "groaner" for sure.......not offensive though. Not even remotely.

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RE: And What Do You Call an Irishman Who's Out in The B... - 3/19/2008 6:25:23 PM   
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RE: And What Do You Call an Irishman Who's Out in The B... - 3/19/2008 6:41:06 PM   
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OK, anyone got any good Scottish jokes?

sheesh...

lemme echo stef..... "lighten up francis"
(wondering why, given the title of the thread, and the forum, people who KNOW theyre going to be offended by the obvious content didn't just skip it...)


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RE: And What Do You Call an Irishman Who's Out in The B... - 3/19/2008 7:05:18 PM   
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RE: And What Do You Call an Irishman Who's Out in The B... - 3/19/2008 9:02:21 PM   
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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

OK, anyone got any good Scottish jokes?


Here is one I've told a few times:
A Scotsman was walking along a road and decided to rest a bit under a tree.He fell asleep and after a while two young ladies passed by.They saw he was sleeping so decided to have a peek under his kilt.They were so amazed that one of them decided to tie her blue hair ribbon around his... er... bag pipe.Upon waking the Scotsman had to take a pee.When he lifted his kilt, he saw the blue ribbon and saidI don't know where you have been laddie but I'm glad to see you won 1st place!

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RE: And What Do You Call an Irishman Who's Out in The B... - 3/19/2008 9:55:14 PM   
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Status: offline 		That's actually a song, Vad... which I USED to have on my computer (until the old drive crashed *sigh*)... but I LOVE it!! 

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RE: And What Do You Call an Irishman Who's Out in The B... - 3/19/2008 11:46:59 PM   
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RE: And What Do You Call an Irishman Who's Out in The B... - 3/20/2008 2:11:37 AM   
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