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RE: 30 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid - 3/23/2008 10:30:25 PM

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mmmmm... sweet tea. How I miss it at the moment.

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RE: 30 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid - 3/24/2008 6:55:49 AM

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Y'all know that Texas is just the parking lot for Alaska, right?

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RE: 30 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid - 3/24/2008 7:06:24 AM

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True story:

When I was escaping CA (YAY!) I had my pickup truck, the cabover camper, and a trailer. I broke down in a little town called Clyde, TX. Dad lived in the DFW area so I called him, but ended up spending the weekend there. I got to be friendly with the girls at the mini-mart next to the rv park where I was parked. Well, one evening, I was on the payphone there, talking to the BF and a lady came out of the store.
"Aren't you the lady whose truck broke down?"
"um, yeah" (totally confused that someone I'd never seen would know about my truck)
"Bless your heart, broke down where ya don't know a soul!"
(she reaches out, and puts $15.00 in my hand)
"Here, sugar, take this.. you may need it"
She absolutely refused to take it back!! Despite my insistence that not only did I HAVE money, but Dad would be there the next day..
When Dad arrived, we towed my beast to the shop. It was a transmission problem (put it in gear and the truck wouldnt GO), so intially the mechanic said theyd have to order a new trans. from Dallas. Costing about 375.00. (!!!!).
20 mins later, he came back in and said "Never mind.. the torque screws (I think thats what it was..been a few yrs) came out. Got them replaced. Gimme 20.00 and we'll call it good"

I later wrote a letter to the mayor of the town... what an AMAZING place!

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RE: 30 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid - 3/24/2008 7:38:10 AM

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Mr. President?

my Nephew ran for student body president in his middle school this year. They got 2 minutes to make one stump speech to the student body, but their speeches had to be written in advance, and approved by the principle. The school nixed my nephews last line. He had planned to close with - "I may not be a very smart man, but look who's running our country."

The really funny part was how funny my sister thought it was. They are very conservative Republicans, usually big Bush fans (but, hey, maybe they are starting to get embarrassed?), and she usually does not much appreciate her son's sense of humor.

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RE: 30 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid - 3/24/2008 7:43:04 AM

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Greedy,
Aren't small towns great?
BTW, do you remember the name of repair shop you used? Because you really should post that story on Click and Clack's Honest Mechanic Site
Give the guy some much deserved promotion :)

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RE: 30 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid - 3/24/2008 7:55:35 AM

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gawd, no.. I don't.. but Clyde is a small town.. I'll have to google it

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RE: 30 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid - 3/24/2008 9:11:00 AM

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Lights are on but nobody home.
Couldn't find his butt with both hands if ya spotted him one.
It's a good thing his horse(dog, etc) knows the way home.

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RE: 30 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid - 3/24/2008 9:18:08 AM

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Using FR..........

I've never been fond of Texas or Texans.......in general.

And "Your a stupid motherfucker aren't you?" usually works just fine.

I've never been PC

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RE: 30 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid - 3/24/2008 9:19:34 AM

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

True story:
It was a transmission problem (put it in gear and the truck wouldnt GO), so intially the mechanic said theyd have to order a new trans. from Dallas. Costing about 375.00. (!!!!).
20 mins later, he came back in and said "Never mind.. the torque screws (I think thats what it was..been a few yrs) came out. Got them replaced. Gimme 20.00 and we'll call it good"

you found a transmission for 375?????
an actuall WHOLE transmission??????

where is this guy? im moving to texas!
(anybody wanna buy a car?)

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RE: 30 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid - 3/24/2008 9:30:06 AM

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Texans are a sweet bunch of people regardless of how they vote. Always felt like family at large events down there. The smaller the town, the more friendly the folk. I actually didn't want to leave a watermelon festival I drove to in the H.O.T.

But the insects there are ginormous and scare the sh!t out of me. So I moved.

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RE: 30 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid - 3/24/2008 9:33:42 AM

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ORIGINAL: domahpet

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

True story:
It was a transmission problem (put it in gear and the truck wouldnt GO), so intially the mechanic said theyd have to order a new trans. from Dallas. Costing about 375.00. (!!!!).
20 mins later, he came back in and said "Never mind.. the torque screws (I think thats what it was..been a few yrs) came out. Got them replaced. Gimme 20.00 and we'll call it good"

you found a transmission for 375?????
an actuall WHOLE transmission??????

where is this guy? im moving to texas!
(anybody wanna buy a car?)

Swear to god, Domah..

I've told several people.. this scenario would NEVER have happened in CA... they'd have raped me for the trans and labor..even though it was 3 or four small screws.
And forget about the lady that insisted I take the money.

ETA: it was a rebuilt.. but STILL.

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RE: 30 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid - 3/24/2008 9:46:09 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: domahpet

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

True story:
It was a transmission problem (put it in gear and the truck wouldnt GO), so intially the mechanic said theyd have to order a new trans. from Dallas. Costing about 375.00. (!!!!).
20 mins later, he came back in and said "Never mind.. the torque screws (I think thats what it was..been a few yrs) came out. Got them replaced. Gimme 20.00 and we'll call it good"

you found a transmission for 375?????
an actuall WHOLE transmission??????

where is this guy? im moving to texas!
(anybody wanna buy a car?)

Oh good grief! I know places you can get a transmission for a 12 pack. Hillbillies and rednecks.........

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RE: 30 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid - 3/24/2008 9:55:06 AM

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yeah, but you live in the boonies, LaT *grins*

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RE: 30 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid - 3/24/2008 10:00:12 AM

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In the South when someone is stupid we just tell them "bless your little heart". That means your an idiot.

when i was in Texas it was "do tell". Translated to "shud up, ya dumbass"

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RE: 30 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid - 3/24/2008 11:14:08 AM

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RE: 30 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid - 3/24/2008 11:25:50 AM

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In the South when someone is stupid we just tell them "bless your little heart". That means your an idiot.

Joke, if some mod doesn't like it they can move it to the humor forum, but it fits here. (and, besides, I have never, ever been slapped by a moderator yet. A girl can get to feeling unloved, you know.)

These two Southern women are sitting side by side on the front porch of the older ladies house, sitting in rocking chairs, fanning in the spring heat and sipping sweet tea. The older lady holds up her hand and say, 'My Beufort got me this beautiful, 3 carat diamond ring for Valentines Day."
The younger women fans herself and says, 'Well, now, ain't that nice'
The older woman holds out her arm and says, 'My Beufort got me this 5 carat pink ice diamond tennis bracelet for my Birthday.'
The younger women fans herself and says, 'Well, now, ain't that nice'
The older Belle says, 'Do you know that my Beufort got me a full length mink for Christmas?'
The younger women fans herself and says, 'Well, now, ain't that nice'
The older Belle points out to the driveway and says, 'My Beaufort just did buy me that brand new Jaguar out there, for our anniversery.'
The younger women fans herself and says, 'Well, now, ain't that nice'
The older says, 'You are newlyweds. What your husband give you?
The younger Belle says, 'Well, now, for our Engagement gift, he sent me all the way to Switzerland, to attend finishing school.'
The older woman says, 'Finishing school? I never heard of such a thing. What do you do at a Finishing school?'
Younger Belle says, 'You learn to say 'Well, now, ain't that nice', instead of, 'Who gives a flying fuck?'

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RE: 30 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid - 3/24/2008 11:36:10 AM

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And it is Soooo True we Southern Ladies have that Talent down pat.... the Nasty / Nice ........ " isnt that Nice " and "Bless your little heart ".........are our trademarks lol

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RE: 30 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid - 3/24/2008 8:17:36 PM

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SOOO true LaTigrese.... I bought a 65' cadillac coupe deville for 50 bucks and a 24 pack of Miller

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RE: 30 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid - 3/24/2008 8:22:09 PM

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I'm partial to "not the brightest bulb in the chandelier."

Or, if the cerebrally challenged one is a hunk, "Nothing upstairs, but what a staircase."

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RE: 30 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid - 3/24/2008 8:30:48 PM

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when i was in the military, if my superior was being stupid, i would call them a "jerk-faced bozo." as the military tends to write one up for being disrespectful this was safe as most of my superiors would not dare to put this in writing, and the one who actually tried to was told by his superior that he was indeed a "jerk faced bozo". The truth always helps.

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