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tullamore25 -> toilet slavery (3/24/2008 12:11:51 PM)

why is it so hard for a male to find a female dominant me i crave and dream of been a toilet slave but its hard to find




darchChylde -> RE: toilet slavery (3/24/2008 1:29:54 PM)

Let's see...

1. Lack of punctuation in your post.

2. What you mention is by far more of a male fantasy than a female.

3.  You have almost nothing in your profile.

4.  You're already whining after 2 and a half months.

5.  Your journal entry and this post, which are the only bits of information that you offer about you are strictly about your needs, your desires, and your kink.

I mean, really; how did you become a 41 year old 'experienced' slave without getting the slightest clue about what women are interested in?




MissJana -> RE: toilet slavery (3/24/2008 1:38:26 PM)

I definitely agree with darkchylde on this one. A better filled out profile with more than just a list of kinks, would be a plus.  A pic is always a plus as well.




MistressVnus -> RE: toilet slavery (3/24/2008 3:34:26 PM)

So, like may other recent threads, it has me inclined to think that you believe[sm=biggrin.gif]....

A good turd is hard to find, and a hard turd is good to find.




darchChylde -> RE: toilet slavery (3/24/2008 3:37:33 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MistressVnus

So, like may other recent threads, it has me inclined to think that you believe[sm=biggrin.gif]....

A good turd is hard to find, and a hard turd is good to find.



Anyone who's not into Roman Showers (another kink i'm not into, by the way), OUTTA MY WAY!!!

*runs to the nearest porcelain goddess*




MistressVnus -> RE: toilet slavery (3/24/2008 4:47:25 PM)

quote:

*runs to the nearest porcelain goddess*


Are you trying to say my shitty response made you wanna puke?  Don't forget to brush and floss!! heheehehe[sm=brush.gif]




darchChylde -> RE: toilet slavery (3/24/2008 5:41:53 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MistressVnus
Are you trying to say my shitty response made you wanna puke?  Don't forget to brush and floss!! heheehehe[sm=brush.gif]



*Gargle-Spit* Well, talking about toilet slavery and calling it such makes it more abstract and thus, more palatable. *Gargle-Spit* But when you make a joke, funny as it may be, which brings the reality of the activity to light; *Gargle-Spit*  well, it leaves a bad taste in my mouth. *Gargle-Spit*

Errr... sorry about your shoes, i doubt you'll have any difficulty in finding someone to help you with that.  *passes over his black bandanna*

Edited to giggle at the way the 'action text' lined up when i posted it.




MistresssAria -> RE: toilet slavery (3/24/2008 10:39:50 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: darchChylde

Let's see...

1. Lack of punctuation in your post.

2. What you mention is by far more of a male fantasy than a female.

3.  You have almost nothing in your profile.

4.  You're already whining after 2 and a half months.

5.  Your journal entry and this post, which are the only bits of information that you offer about you are strictly about your needs, your desires, and your kink.

I mean, really; how did you become a 41 year old 'experienced' slave without getting the slightest clue about what women are interested in?



Now that is a PERFECT answer if I've evern seen one!!!  *licks finger*....*presses to darchChyld's forehead*.........GOLD STAR!!!  ;)   (better than a gold shower, no?)  ;)




MistressVnus -> RE: toilet slavery (3/25/2008 4:43:54 AM)

quote:

Errr... sorry about your shoes, i doubt you'll have any difficulty in finding someone to help you with that.  *passes over his black bandanna*


Well, *hands you my boots*....you messed 'em up....you gotta clean em.  But, you can use a rag and water.  No need to lick it off.  *ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww*




LaMistressa -> RE: toilet slavery (3/25/2008 4:59:04 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MistressVnus

So, like may other recent threads, it has me inclined to think that you believe[sm=biggrin.gif]....

A good turd is hard to find, and a hard turd is good to find.



But not *too hard* a turd!  Remember your fiber for a healthy diet! [;)]
(I'm old so I have to say things like that now....)




MistressVnus -> RE: toilet slavery (3/25/2008 5:13:19 AM)

quote:

But not *too hard* a turd!  Remember your fiber for a healthy diet!
(I'm old so I have to say things like that now....)


I'm ancient as well.  *chuckle*  I find a little red wine is good for proper consistency.  *cheers*!!




rob247bot -> RE: toilet slavery (3/26/2008 3:04:36 AM)

...and i bet you don't even know what you're talking about. you'd run at the first poop! But i know, it's very exciting! YUCK!




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