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Kilts - 3/26/2008 12:32:20 AM

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I often wear a utilikilt when I attend one of the local play parties. It's functional, fairly unique at the parties, and has many advantages. Some of the compliments I get lead to new friends.

The company makes a leather kilt (which I don't have...yet), and the description...well I just wanted to share it.

The Leather is the warmest, heaviest, most expensive, most amazingly badass, most go-to-a-bar-and-have-women-ask-to-touch-your-Utilikilt garment we offer. This baby isn’t for the meek. The Leather is for real men. Big men. Men who aren’t afraid to wear large swaths of cow around their waists. Men who take secret pleasure in making vegans and bovine activists cry.

We had to redesign our whole pleating system to get it to work with this gorgeous material. The results? This Utilikilt is undoubtedly better hung than you are.

RE: Kilts - 3/26/2008 3:12:22 PM

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I don't know about this particular kilt- but yes, there's nothing like a man in a kilt. No matter how many men in kilts I've met- I still want to pull it up and see what's under it. I always hope it's bare, with close trimmed hair and nothing to stop the breeze or I from kissing it...

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RE: Kilts - 3/26/2008 3:47:54 PM

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Kilts are pretty common in the local scene, my sub calls them skirts heh.

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RE: Kilts - 3/26/2008 5:27:13 PM

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There's nothing like a man in a great kilt; otherwise it's just a guy in a skirt.

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RE: Kilts - 3/26/2008 5:28:50 PM

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I'd go to a drag bar if I wanted to see a man in a dress.

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RE: Kilts - 3/26/2008 5:31:03 PM

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Leather sweetie (I unblocked you just this one time

)... a great kilt gives you easy acess to ummmm, stick it to the chick, and with the loose end of the kilt (the part that makes it a "great" kilt), you can wrap it around her like a blanket and convince her that even though the two of you are standing up and swaying to and fro, nobody will know you're fuckin' her. I'm just sayin'.

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RE: Kilts - 3/26/2008 5:39:17 PM

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Or you can get a wasp up your ass. I prefer pants.

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RE: Kilts - 3/26/2008 5:44:31 PM

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I haven't had any type of bugs fly up my kilt.... and I wear one when I ride my 02 harley at 70mph

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RE: Kilts - 3/26/2008 5:48:51 PM

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I won't wear a bra either.

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RE: Kilts - 3/26/2008 6:42:42 PM

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I think most men look a bit silly in kilts unless they are in a bagpipe band. As noted above, they are just a pleated skirt in my humble opinion but that is what makes horse races!

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RE: Kilts - 3/26/2008 7:19:20 PM

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It's very manly.

http://www.auroradancewear.co.uk/acatalog/paloma_man_crew.jpg

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RE: Kilts - 3/26/2008 7:27:19 PM

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That's no kilt....

As someone of Scots ancestry, I am genetically predisposed to drool at the sight of a man in a kilt...*happy sigh*

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RE: Kilts - 3/26/2008 7:29:55 PM

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That's no kilt....

I know,it's not tartan. But it's about how I feel over them, too many years of looking at guys wearing them in the sca. Something I wish I could forget, to be perfectly honest.

Ew.

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RE: Kilts - 3/26/2008 7:32:54 PM

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it's not even designed right..LOL

I cant get enough of kilts... I'vebeen very disappointed at the local Ren Faire that there aren't many kilted men.. *sigh*

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RE: Kilts - 3/26/2008 7:34:59 PM

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it's not even designed right..LOL

I cant get enough of kilts... I'vebeen very disappointed at the local Ren Faire that there aren't many kilted men.. *sigh*

I know, most look like they stitched gunny sacks together.

Oh wait-(looks closer) they did.

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RE: Kilts - 3/26/2008 8:22:49 PM

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*smacks Leatherist*

heathen!

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RE: Kilts - 3/26/2008 8:24:43 PM

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Be careful-or I will go and look for pictures of the money king of atenveldt.

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RE: Kilts - 3/26/2008 8:26:07 PM

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Be careful, I may go and find pictures of the monkey king of atenveldt.

Winner by a rhino hide at the crown tourney.

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RE: Kilts - 3/26/2008 8:26:33 PM

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LOL

Ok, just went to the Utilikilt site.. wow, that leather kilt is YUMMY!!

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RE: Kilts - 3/26/2008 10:54:19 PM

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The other day I saw a male bottom at a fetish event wearing a "kilt", but I cant call it that and feel right about myself because it had a slit. Slit = skirt.

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